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Hi there, I haven't written anything, in like, forever. So this'll be rather rusty, stupid and lame until I can get some worth while ideas (which will probably be stupid too). But thanks for your time anyway.
Harry Potter was sitting in the Gryffindor common room, because he was a Gryffindor, and that's where Gryffindor's go because they are Gryffindor's. So he was sitting in his Gryffindor robes, on a Gryffindor seat, with several random Gryffindor's around him, doing Gryffiindor-ish things. Like devising rebellious plans to help old ladies cross roads and scheming to play pranks on the Slytherins. Because they were Gryffindor's and that's what Gryffindor's do when they have nothing else to do or are not doing their homework because they are lazy Gryffindor's.
So Gryffindor-Harry was sitting, when in came Gryffindor-Ron who was a Gryffindor because his oppressive family forced him to be one. Because in the Weasley family, if you are the youngest boy, you cannot be an indvidual, you may only befriend the individuals. But all the same he was very chipper, until every now and then he becomes jealous and fights with Gryffindor Harry or Gryffindor Hermione, because Gryffindor's are very emotional. Gryffindor-Ron sat down.
Gryffindor-Ron: Why hello Gryffindor-Harry! I do say, you are not looking very Gryffindor-ish today!
Gryffindor Harry: Yes it is most unfortunate. But that dastardly, devious *mutters to self* rather good looking *turns back to Gryffindor Ron, because it is the Gryffindor thing to do* Draco Malfoy has stolen my Gryffindor-ish-ness
Gryfffindor-Ron: Oh No! What will we do Gryffindor Harry?
Gryffindor Harry: There's nothing we can do! We're finished and all our Gryffindor-ish ways! Oh Dismay and Distress!
In walks Gryffindor-Hermione, who should really be a Ravenclaw, but we won't say that out loud among these emotional Gryffindor-ish Gryffindors. Who will beat us up in their Gryffindor fashion, because the bias headmaster turns the other cheek, because he is an ex-Gryffindor and loves Gryffindor-Harry because he is as Gryffindor-ish as you can get and is a rapscallion just like old ex-Gryffindor headmaster Dumbledore was in his day, or so he likes to think.
AN: I think the use of Gryffindor is probably starting to bug everyone, so it shall stop.
Hermione: Why hello Gry- I mean, Harry and Ron. I am here to be overly emotional, offer my counsel and be one of the most popular girls in the series, even thought there are very few with the exception of Ginny and Cho, but no one really likes Cho because she becomes too emotional, even more so that me, and dumps Harry for that Micheal Corner dude who only there as distraction so people don't think Harry and the loveable and innocent Ginny won't get together.
Harry and Ron look dumbstruck.
Ron: Err... is that all?
Hermione: Um no. I am also, apart from the epic Lord of the Rings, one of the ultimate nerd's revenges.
Hermione looks pleased with herself.
Harry and Ron look at eachother worried.
Hermione: Now what is the matter?
Harry: Draco Malfoy, curse that handsome devil, has stolen my Gryffindor- ish-ness. And if I do not get it back soon our bumbling headmaster will find out and I will no longer be....his favourite student!
Dun dun dun!!!!!
Hermione is shocked and the whole room falls silent.
Hermione: Oh No! This is awful! We shall have to do something!
Oh no, this fanfiction is awful and lame. Sorry about it being so short. We shall have to do something! I'll need some inspiration from everyone for ideas, so please review.
~Pink Watermelon~
Hi there, I haven't written anything, in like, forever. So this'll be rather rusty, stupid and lame until I can get some worth while ideas (which will probably be stupid too). But thanks for your time anyway.
Harry Potter was sitting in the Gryffindor common room, because he was a Gryffindor, and that's where Gryffindor's go because they are Gryffindor's. So he was sitting in his Gryffindor robes, on a Gryffindor seat, with several random Gryffindor's around him, doing Gryffiindor-ish things. Like devising rebellious plans to help old ladies cross roads and scheming to play pranks on the Slytherins. Because they were Gryffindor's and that's what Gryffindor's do when they have nothing else to do or are not doing their homework because they are lazy Gryffindor's.
So Gryffindor-Harry was sitting, when in came Gryffindor-Ron who was a Gryffindor because his oppressive family forced him to be one. Because in the Weasley family, if you are the youngest boy, you cannot be an indvidual, you may only befriend the individuals. But all the same he was very chipper, until every now and then he becomes jealous and fights with Gryffindor Harry or Gryffindor Hermione, because Gryffindor's are very emotional. Gryffindor-Ron sat down.
Gryffindor-Ron: Why hello Gryffindor-Harry! I do say, you are not looking very Gryffindor-ish today!
Gryffindor Harry: Yes it is most unfortunate. But that dastardly, devious *mutters to self* rather good looking *turns back to Gryffindor Ron, because it is the Gryffindor thing to do* Draco Malfoy has stolen my Gryffindor-ish-ness
Gryfffindor-Ron: Oh No! What will we do Gryffindor Harry?
Gryffindor Harry: There's nothing we can do! We're finished and all our Gryffindor-ish ways! Oh Dismay and Distress!
In walks Gryffindor-Hermione, who should really be a Ravenclaw, but we won't say that out loud among these emotional Gryffindor-ish Gryffindors. Who will beat us up in their Gryffindor fashion, because the bias headmaster turns the other cheek, because he is an ex-Gryffindor and loves Gryffindor-Harry because he is as Gryffindor-ish as you can get and is a rapscallion just like old ex-Gryffindor headmaster Dumbledore was in his day, or so he likes to think.
AN: I think the use of Gryffindor is probably starting to bug everyone, so it shall stop.
Hermione: Why hello Gry- I mean, Harry and Ron. I am here to be overly emotional, offer my counsel and be one of the most popular girls in the series, even thought there are very few with the exception of Ginny and Cho, but no one really likes Cho because she becomes too emotional, even more so that me, and dumps Harry for that Micheal Corner dude who only there as distraction so people don't think Harry and the loveable and innocent Ginny won't get together.
Harry and Ron look dumbstruck.
Ron: Err... is that all?
Hermione: Um no. I am also, apart from the epic Lord of the Rings, one of the ultimate nerd's revenges.
Hermione looks pleased with herself.
Harry and Ron look at eachother worried.
Hermione: Now what is the matter?
Harry: Draco Malfoy, curse that handsome devil, has stolen my Gryffindor- ish-ness. And if I do not get it back soon our bumbling headmaster will find out and I will no longer be....his favourite student!
Dun dun dun!!!!!
Hermione is shocked and the whole room falls silent.
Hermione: Oh No! This is awful! We shall have to do something!
Oh no, this fanfiction is awful and lame. Sorry about it being so short. We shall have to do something! I'll need some inspiration from everyone for ideas, so please review.
~Pink Watermelon~
