Cheesy version of OOTP

Disclaimer: Please don't sue me. It was the cheese I swear. I don't own this story. Actually I don't own much. Except some moldy cheese but that's it! *starts to sob*

IT WAS THE CHEESE I TELL YOU. THE CHEESE!!!!!!!

AN beware of the cheese! This is basically making fun of the HP film writers. *shrudder*.

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Harry: What a lovely day to be alive. OH just wait. Should I say alive? I mean that might imply to the little kiddies that people die *looks questionly at director who nods*

Harry: Oakie Dokie. Look its my good friend Dudley!

*Dudley walks over. He spots Harry and runs over and gives him a big hug. Harry and Dudley dance together for a while and then decide to walk back home*

DIRECTORS NOTE: the scene where Harry fights the Dementors has been cut so we keep our little kiddies happy.

Back at the Dursley home:

Vernon: Im a disappointed with you Harry for saying that Dudley was a bit overweight. For that I am kicking you out of this house. Well not kick because that is regarded as violence right *looks questionly at director who nods* so I am going to ask you nicely. Please get out of this house.

Harry: *sighs* Ok Uncy Vernon. I am frustrated for this decision but I do not want to appear angry so I will go.

*Harry packs his belongings and goes to walk out of the house. An owl flies in and gives Harry a piece of parchment*

Dear Mr H. J. Potter

It has come to our attention that you have recently insulted a muggle (bless their souls). As you know insulting Muggles is a criminal offence. Ministry officials will soon arrive at your house to give u a soft slap on the wrist and to take away your wand

Harry: Oh bother.

*Another owl flies in and gives Harry a piece of parchment*

Harry-

Dumbledore has just told us what happened. He will fix everything for us since he is a dear old man. Don't leave your Uncle Vernon's House though. No idea why.

From your good friend Arthur Weasley

Harry: I am truly sorry everyone but I cannot go.

*Vernon, Petunia and Dudley sighs*

Harry: I am also sorry for the disturbance the owls have made. I hope you can forgive me

*The Dursley family seem touched by Harrys apology. They race over to him and give him a big*

Everyone: I Love you!

AN: I know I know. I am a monster writing this cheesy fic. Flame away if you want but please leave a review. More coming soon I promise!