Vernon: We love you so much Harry that we are going to go out and buy you an ice-cream.

Harry: Yay!

*The Dursleys leave but not before giving Harry another big hug and telling him that he can do anything he wants in the house*

Harry: Wow I love life at the moment! But not in a way that could suggest that people die *director nods his approval*

*Harry goes up to his room and has a nap*

*The doorbell rings*

*Harry skips down the steps while singing "always look on the bright side of life"*

*He opens the door*

Moody: Hello Harry

Harry: Hey Mr Moody how are you today?

Moody: Oh can't complain. Just wait a sec. My blue contacts just popped out. *puts them back in*

Harry: Lupin!

Lupin: Hello Harry. Say Harry, just to make sure, whats your favourite colour?

Harry: Pink!

Lupin: *to Moody* It's him.

Moody: I have an idea! Let's go fly on our broomsticks!

Everyone: Yay!

*Everyone jumps on a broomstick*

Harry: Ill just go get my pinkbolt!

Tonks: Wow! You have a pinkbolt! Im still flying an old cleanbrush.

*Harry gets his Pinkbolt and they start flying*

*On the way they do loop-the-loops and have lots and lots of fun*

Director: *while eating some cheese* Hmm I wonder if there is any way that we can add more cheese to the story.

Writer: Ive got it! Lets have the headquaters of the Order of the Pretty- bird inside a giant piece of cheese!

Director: Excellent!

*They arrive at number 12 Happymauld place*

Harry: Hey look it's made out of cheese!

Moody: Shush! Not so loud! That's the headquaters of the Order of the Pretty-bird. We don't want any cheese-eaters to over hear us other wise they will be greedy and eat all the cheese.

Tonks: I wish one of them were here so I could give them a piece of my mind

Lupin: What part of your mind?

*They all laugh appreciatively as they walk inside*

Molly: The meeting is about to begin. Please go and see Ron and Hermione.

Harry: Oakie dokie!

*Harry runs up to see Ron and Hermione and when he sees them he gives them all a big hug*

Harry: So whats Percy up to?

Ron: Oh Percy? Well nothing much. except. well he joined the cheese-eaters. He said that Dad wasn't ambitious enough and that's why we couldn't afford much cheese. So he said that he is going to join the cheese-eaters so he can fulfill his cheesy needs.

Harry: So he's joined Moldy-cheese-mort?

Ron: Yes

Harry: Well bother to him *looks at director* was that too harsh?

Director: Yes it certainly was! Please try to control your characters emotions here! We don't want this film to be classified as PG!

Everyone: Oh no of course not!

AN: CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE. *bows*