Vernon: We love you so much Harry that we are going to go out and buy you
an ice-cream.
Harry: Yay!
*The Dursleys leave but not before giving Harry another big hug and telling him that he can do anything he wants in the house*
Harry: Wow I love life at the moment! But not in a way that could suggest that people die *director nods his approval*
*Harry goes up to his room and has a nap*
*The doorbell rings*
*Harry skips down the steps while singing "always look on the bright side of life"*
*He opens the door*
Moody: Hello Harry
Harry: Hey Mr Moody how are you today?
Moody: Oh can't complain. Just wait a sec. My blue contacts just popped out. *puts them back in*
Harry: Lupin!
Lupin: Hello Harry. Say Harry, just to make sure, whats your favourite colour?
Harry: Pink!
Lupin: *to Moody* It's him.
Moody: I have an idea! Let's go fly on our broomsticks!
Everyone: Yay!
*Everyone jumps on a broomstick*
Harry: Ill just go get my pinkbolt!
Tonks: Wow! You have a pinkbolt! Im still flying an old cleanbrush.
*Harry gets his Pinkbolt and they start flying*
*On the way they do loop-the-loops and have lots and lots of fun*
Director: *while eating some cheese* Hmm I wonder if there is any way that we can add more cheese to the story.
Writer: Ive got it! Lets have the headquaters of the Order of the Pretty- bird inside a giant piece of cheese!
Director: Excellent!
*They arrive at number 12 Happymauld place*
Harry: Hey look it's made out of cheese!
Moody: Shush! Not so loud! That's the headquaters of the Order of the Pretty-bird. We don't want any cheese-eaters to over hear us other wise they will be greedy and eat all the cheese.
Tonks: I wish one of them were here so I could give them a piece of my mind
Lupin: What part of your mind?
*They all laugh appreciatively as they walk inside*
Molly: The meeting is about to begin. Please go and see Ron and Hermione.
Harry: Oakie dokie!
*Harry runs up to see Ron and Hermione and when he sees them he gives them all a big hug*
Harry: So whats Percy up to?
Ron: Oh Percy? Well nothing much. except. well he joined the cheese-eaters. He said that Dad wasn't ambitious enough and that's why we couldn't afford much cheese. So he said that he is going to join the cheese-eaters so he can fulfill his cheesy needs.
Harry: So he's joined Moldy-cheese-mort?
Ron: Yes
Harry: Well bother to him *looks at director* was that too harsh?
Director: Yes it certainly was! Please try to control your characters emotions here! We don't want this film to be classified as PG!
Everyone: Oh no of course not!
AN: CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE. *bows*
Harry: Yay!
*The Dursleys leave but not before giving Harry another big hug and telling him that he can do anything he wants in the house*
Harry: Wow I love life at the moment! But not in a way that could suggest that people die *director nods his approval*
*Harry goes up to his room and has a nap*
*The doorbell rings*
*Harry skips down the steps while singing "always look on the bright side of life"*
*He opens the door*
Moody: Hello Harry
Harry: Hey Mr Moody how are you today?
Moody: Oh can't complain. Just wait a sec. My blue contacts just popped out. *puts them back in*
Harry: Lupin!
Lupin: Hello Harry. Say Harry, just to make sure, whats your favourite colour?
Harry: Pink!
Lupin: *to Moody* It's him.
Moody: I have an idea! Let's go fly on our broomsticks!
Everyone: Yay!
*Everyone jumps on a broomstick*
Harry: Ill just go get my pinkbolt!
Tonks: Wow! You have a pinkbolt! Im still flying an old cleanbrush.
*Harry gets his Pinkbolt and they start flying*
*On the way they do loop-the-loops and have lots and lots of fun*
Director: *while eating some cheese* Hmm I wonder if there is any way that we can add more cheese to the story.
Writer: Ive got it! Lets have the headquaters of the Order of the Pretty- bird inside a giant piece of cheese!
Director: Excellent!
*They arrive at number 12 Happymauld place*
Harry: Hey look it's made out of cheese!
Moody: Shush! Not so loud! That's the headquaters of the Order of the Pretty-bird. We don't want any cheese-eaters to over hear us other wise they will be greedy and eat all the cheese.
Tonks: I wish one of them were here so I could give them a piece of my mind
Lupin: What part of your mind?
*They all laugh appreciatively as they walk inside*
Molly: The meeting is about to begin. Please go and see Ron and Hermione.
Harry: Oakie dokie!
*Harry runs up to see Ron and Hermione and when he sees them he gives them all a big hug*
Harry: So whats Percy up to?
Ron: Oh Percy? Well nothing much. except. well he joined the cheese-eaters. He said that Dad wasn't ambitious enough and that's why we couldn't afford much cheese. So he said that he is going to join the cheese-eaters so he can fulfill his cheesy needs.
Harry: So he's joined Moldy-cheese-mort?
Ron: Yes
Harry: Well bother to him *looks at director* was that too harsh?
Director: Yes it certainly was! Please try to control your characters emotions here! We don't want this film to be classified as PG!
Everyone: Oh no of course not!
AN: CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE. *bows*
