AN: The long awaited update to...drumroll please..CHEESY VERSION OF OOTP!!!!

Make cheese not war!

~~~~murder.I mean..insulting trial~~~~

Fudge: I don't like you very much Potter so I'm going to banish you!

Harry: Isn't that off the Lord of the Rings?

Fudge: No!!!

Percy: Mmmm Fudge.

Dumbledore: Look over there! It's Voldemort!

Fudge: I see no evidence of that.

Voldemort: *skips to the Department of Ministries, has a peek inside then walks into the trial*

Voldemort: Hey, Fudge look! I'm right under your nose *sticks head under Fudge's nose*

Fudge: *ignores Voldemort*

Umbridge: I'm evil but I'm good. I try to be good but I do things in evil ways..ah what the heck, IM EVIL! *jumps out window*

Dumbledore: He's innocent! *glares at jury*

Jury: Ok, fine.

Harry: Hey what up Dumbledore? Please talk to me.

Dumbledore: I don't like you!!!*runs off*

Director: Ok I'm back from the shop and.WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE TO MY MOVIE? Where is all the cheese? Oh no..you've included violence!!! This calls for drastic measures. Bring in the Fluffy bunnies!

*fluffy bunnies appear*

Audience: Aww they are so cute!

Director: Phew! That was so close to being PG. Just wait.not enough cheese.

*thinks*

Director: I've got it! Bring in the cute plot point!!

*Dobby appears*

Dobby: I love you sir, give me a hug, please. *stares into camera with pleading eyes*

Audience: Aww he's so cute!

Director: Bring in the comic relief!

*Fred and George appear*

Director: No you idiots. That's what most Harry Potter fans were looking forward to in this movie. We can't include them.

*Peeves appear out of nowhere*

Director: No! He would bring fun to this movie. Bring in the Red-head!

*Ron walks in*

Ron: Bloody hell Harry!

Director: *sits down in chair and relaxes* Excellent!

Harry Potter books fan: Can you please make this movie fun and exciting?

Director: Certainly not!

Little kid: I want lots of bad actors and bad scripts and lots and lots of cheese!

Director: Sold! To the little kid who will make us the most money!

AN: AHA! The cheese strikes back! If nebody wants to see something in this fic then plz email me with ideas. I will include them if I can. Reviews are good so please.eat cheese :)