AN: This is the scene where Sirius confronts wormtail after he finds out that he betrayed the Potters. I was wondering how the horrible, horrible writers would portray it. Thanx to "Dimgwrthien, Lady of Shadow" For the idea of including a Marauder and for her review!

Sirius: Hey Wormtail! I heard that you betrayed James and Lily. That was pretty rude. I'm going to glare at you *glares rather pitifully*

Wormtail: Yeah well. I'm going to glare at you too!

*They glare at each other for half an hour. Muggles get freaked out so they call 000, or whatever the emergency number is in England*

Fudge: We found out that you guys have been glaring at each other for ages.

Sirius: How did you know?

Fudge: A little bird told me.

Sirius: *brandishes fists at sky* Bother to you Fawkes!

Director: Sirius!

Sirius: Sorry sir.

Fudge: I have an idea. Let's make up a very crazy scene that will make the fans think that Sirius is the bad guy and that Wormtail is a kool little mouse!

Everyone: Ok! Hey! We are talking at the same time.. JINX!!! Ahahahaha.

Fudge: Let's see. Wormtail, you're not very cute so we are going to replace you with a cute mouse and, for some strange reason, let's cut off your toe.

Director: I DON'T THINK SO! THINK OF THE KIDS!

Fudge: Ok fine, Wormtail, make your toe fall off.

*wormtail's toe falls off, I don't know how but it did*

Fudge: Now Sirius we are going to drag you away while you are laughing like a mad man.

Sirius: OK!

*Sirius starts laughing lamely. Woo-hoo, alliteration!*

*The Ministry officials drag him away*

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Crouch: Sirius? Na he has a funny name, Seriously!

*He starts laughing at his lame joke*

Crouch: Take him away boys!

Sirius: I don't wanna go!

Crouch: No one likes a cry-baby. *to camera* No offence to all you cry- babies out there! *to Sirius* If you were set free you wouldn't be an escaped criminal when you meet Harry in later books would you?

Sirius: No, your point?

Crouch: Well it would be cooler if the so-called criminal turned out to be the good guy wouldn't it?

Sirius: I suppose.

Crouch: My point exactly! So it's off to Askaban for you!

Sirius: Fuck!

Director: If you say a swear word again I will send you to prison!

AN: LOL I included a swear word! YAY! I feel special