AN: Bloody hell! Ron is gonna be in this chapter!*gasp*. I have reviews, I
feel special.
Ideas can be posted in reviews if you wanna see something. I no this fic
has changed from cheesy version of OOTP to just plain old mockery of HP
scriptwriters and actors.
Ron: Bloody hell you.you..you..you.you're a werewolf! *gasp dramatically*
Director: No Ron. Don't be stupid, kids wouldn't like that. *thinks* How about.he's a mystical.. Magical.. Mystic.. Magician.. Who.. Turns.. Into a.. dog called..Lassie..every fortnight!
Ron: Okay. Bloody hell you're a mystical, magical, mystic, magician, who turns into a dog called Lassie, every fortnight!
Lupin: *gasp* Yes I am. How did you know that?
Ron: the overly-annoying, badly-acted, annoying, snob who is annoying witch called Hermione told me.
Hermione: *nose high in the air* I AM A SNOB!
Director: *applaud* beautifully done!
Hermione: Shut up!
Director: You can get out of character now.
Hermione: I am out of character! Now excuse me I'm going to walk off with my nose high in the air.
*she walks off set but walks into a wall since she was staring at the ceiling, rather than what was in front of her.*
Director: That's ok we can do this without her. ACTION!
Ron: Bloody hell!
Harry: You are mean, you helped the guy who we all believe murdered (Director: Harry!) I mean. who we all believed was rather rude to my parents!
Ron: Bloody hell!
Sirius: I am not mean! I'm just not very nice.
Lupin: Wow that was lame! No he didn't betray your parents, just JKR described the scene very well and we all believed it was Sirius but, IT WAS THE RAT!! *points at a chair*
Ron: Bloody hell! *gasp*
Sirius: That's not a rat Lupin, it's a chair.
Lupin: Oh okay, what about that *points at Harry*
Ron: Bloody hell! *gasp*
Sirius: No that's the extremely badly acted Harry. He is played by a CRAP actor.
Director: He's not crap, he's just mentally challenged.
Sirius: Yeah that too. No Lupin, a rat is that brown thing that is on Rons shoulder. I have no idea why it is here and why it hasn't run off by now but it is here so let's kill it!
Director: OVER MY DEAD BODY!
Sirius: *mutter* that could be arranged.
Director: What did you say?
Sirius: Nothing.
Director: Another death threat! Not another one, I get enough of them from Harry Potter book fans. Can you believe that they actually want entertaining movies?
Crew: *snigger*
Director: I Know! That's not how movies work, stupid kids.
Harry: Can we focus here? I need to get my nails done; they are getting extremely long and ugly. Oh that reminds me I need to ring Rachel to book my next manicure. I wonder if she could give me some tips on my lame laugh and smile while I'm there. I just don't think they are lame enough.
Sirius: Stop thinking about your looks for once.
Harry: I'll try but I'm not making any promises.
Lupin: Riight. So Harry, meet Pettigrew, evil guy, Pettigrew, meet Harry, good guy.
*they shake hands*
Lupin: Now we are going to kill.I mean. slap you on the wrist!
Harry: No, my dad wouldn't have wanted that.
Sirius: Well ok. This scene is getting lame anyway. To the batmobile!
*they all hop on the batmobile and go zooooom!*
AN: You like? Then review! Sheesh.
Ron: Bloody hell you.you..you..you.you're a werewolf! *gasp dramatically*
Director: No Ron. Don't be stupid, kids wouldn't like that. *thinks* How about.he's a mystical.. Magical.. Mystic.. Magician.. Who.. Turns.. Into a.. dog called..Lassie..every fortnight!
Ron: Okay. Bloody hell you're a mystical, magical, mystic, magician, who turns into a dog called Lassie, every fortnight!
Lupin: *gasp* Yes I am. How did you know that?
Ron: the overly-annoying, badly-acted, annoying, snob who is annoying witch called Hermione told me.
Hermione: *nose high in the air* I AM A SNOB!
Director: *applaud* beautifully done!
Hermione: Shut up!
Director: You can get out of character now.
Hermione: I am out of character! Now excuse me I'm going to walk off with my nose high in the air.
*she walks off set but walks into a wall since she was staring at the ceiling, rather than what was in front of her.*
Director: That's ok we can do this without her. ACTION!
Ron: Bloody hell!
Harry: You are mean, you helped the guy who we all believe murdered (Director: Harry!) I mean. who we all believed was rather rude to my parents!
Ron: Bloody hell!
Sirius: I am not mean! I'm just not very nice.
Lupin: Wow that was lame! No he didn't betray your parents, just JKR described the scene very well and we all believed it was Sirius but, IT WAS THE RAT!! *points at a chair*
Ron: Bloody hell! *gasp*
Sirius: That's not a rat Lupin, it's a chair.
Lupin: Oh okay, what about that *points at Harry*
Ron: Bloody hell! *gasp*
Sirius: No that's the extremely badly acted Harry. He is played by a CRAP actor.
Director: He's not crap, he's just mentally challenged.
Sirius: Yeah that too. No Lupin, a rat is that brown thing that is on Rons shoulder. I have no idea why it is here and why it hasn't run off by now but it is here so let's kill it!
Director: OVER MY DEAD BODY!
Sirius: *mutter* that could be arranged.
Director: What did you say?
Sirius: Nothing.
Director: Another death threat! Not another one, I get enough of them from Harry Potter book fans. Can you believe that they actually want entertaining movies?
Crew: *snigger*
Director: I Know! That's not how movies work, stupid kids.
Harry: Can we focus here? I need to get my nails done; they are getting extremely long and ugly. Oh that reminds me I need to ring Rachel to book my next manicure. I wonder if she could give me some tips on my lame laugh and smile while I'm there. I just don't think they are lame enough.
Sirius: Stop thinking about your looks for once.
Harry: I'll try but I'm not making any promises.
Lupin: Riight. So Harry, meet Pettigrew, evil guy, Pettigrew, meet Harry, good guy.
*they shake hands*
Lupin: Now we are going to kill.I mean. slap you on the wrist!
Harry: No, my dad wouldn't have wanted that.
Sirius: Well ok. This scene is getting lame anyway. To the batmobile!
*they all hop on the batmobile and go zooooom!*
AN: You like? Then review! Sheesh.
