AN: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Just a small chapter to keep you reviewers happy.

Director: Trust me. You look fine.

Snape: But-

Director: No buts! Now come on, don't be such a baby.

*Snape walks in wearing a pink frilly dress and a wide brimmed pink hat*

Ron: *shocked* bloody hell!

Hermione: I'm a snob.

Draco: *spits out the 'p'* p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-potter

Dumbledore: *twinkle in his eyes, twinkle twinkle*

Harry: *confused look* *smiles when he sees the camera on him*

Director: *pleased* Brilliant! Now give me a big smile!

*Snapes puts on a forced smile*

Director: Ah heck. We just won't include you much in the movie. Right places everybody!

Director: Now say cheese!

Everybody: Mmmm cheese *smiles*

Director: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand action!

Hermione: I'm a snob! Oh right.umm ...at least they all got on with..at least..umm.. Draco you suck!

Draco: *shocked* No one asked for your opinion you *whisper* mudblood.

Director: Speak up Draco!

Draco: *thinks to himself* should I say it? It doesn't say very nice.

Director: Don't make me come over there! SAY IT!

Draco: Mudblood!

Ron: Bloody hell you said mudblood, which doesn't sound like a very bad insult to me. You'll pay for that. *curses him self, burps slugs*

Draco+Slytherins: *laughs lamely*

Draco: *laughs like a little girl*

Batman: Quick to the batmobile!

*they all go zoom into the horizon*