AN: Guess whose back, back again, cheese is back, tell a friend.... This is
the scene in GoF where harry and cedric reach the end of the maze
Harry: Look at the shiny trophy!!
Cedric: You touch it. I've got too much fame already, people only like me cause of my good looks *cries*. They don't care about my personality or attitude to school or even...
*half an hour later*
Cedric:... and Cho doesn't understand, she acts like I don't exist!
Harry: *nodding off to sleep, leans on the trophy*
Wormtail: Harry! Where the hell is Cedric?! Go back and get him, we need to kill him!
Director: Be nice Wormtail, or ill stick you back in your cage!
Wormtail: Ok...umm...Harry? Can you please go back and get dear old Cedric because we need to kill...umm no not kill....umm we need to give him a present. Yes that's it! Got out of that one pretty well.
Harry: *still drowsy* Yes sir... *touches trophy*
Cedric: My dad is so cruel to me! He doesn't love me anymore-
Harry: Cedric! Shut up for a second and listen! You need to come and get your present.
Cedric: *lights up* Present?
Harry: Yes present, come on.
*they both touch the trophy*
Cedric: Where's my present?
Wormtail: *evil laugh* Here it is! *kills Cedric*
Director: Wormtail!
Wormtail: Oops sorry...ummm... *reverses time* Cedric! Who wants a doggy treat?
Cedric: Me me!!
Wormtail: Go fetch Cedric *chucks a doggy treat into the horizon, Cedric chases after it*
Wormtail: Damn. I didn't leave a doggy treat for me...
Voldemort: Shut up wormtail and come resurrect me!
Wormtail: Oh right. *resurrects voldemort*
Voldemort: Wormtail... why do I only have one arm?
Wormtail: Well you see...the thing about that is...RUN! *runs off*
Harry: *Pointing at a point behind voldemort* Wow look at that, it's the key to immortality
Voldemort: *turns around* Where?!
*Harry runs off and eats some doggy treats*
Harry: Look at the shiny trophy!!
Cedric: You touch it. I've got too much fame already, people only like me cause of my good looks *cries*. They don't care about my personality or attitude to school or even...
*half an hour later*
Cedric:... and Cho doesn't understand, she acts like I don't exist!
Harry: *nodding off to sleep, leans on the trophy*
Wormtail: Harry! Where the hell is Cedric?! Go back and get him, we need to kill him!
Director: Be nice Wormtail, or ill stick you back in your cage!
Wormtail: Ok...umm...Harry? Can you please go back and get dear old Cedric because we need to kill...umm no not kill....umm we need to give him a present. Yes that's it! Got out of that one pretty well.
Harry: *still drowsy* Yes sir... *touches trophy*
Cedric: My dad is so cruel to me! He doesn't love me anymore-
Harry: Cedric! Shut up for a second and listen! You need to come and get your present.
Cedric: *lights up* Present?
Harry: Yes present, come on.
*they both touch the trophy*
Cedric: Where's my present?
Wormtail: *evil laugh* Here it is! *kills Cedric*
Director: Wormtail!
Wormtail: Oops sorry...ummm... *reverses time* Cedric! Who wants a doggy treat?
Cedric: Me me!!
Wormtail: Go fetch Cedric *chucks a doggy treat into the horizon, Cedric chases after it*
Wormtail: Damn. I didn't leave a doggy treat for me...
Voldemort: Shut up wormtail and come resurrect me!
Wormtail: Oh right. *resurrects voldemort*
Voldemort: Wormtail... why do I only have one arm?
Wormtail: Well you see...the thing about that is...RUN! *runs off*
Harry: *Pointing at a point behind voldemort* Wow look at that, it's the key to immortality
Voldemort: *turns around* Where?!
*Harry runs off and eats some doggy treats*
