AN: Guess whose back, back again, cheese is back, tell a friend.... This is the scene in GoF where harry and cedric reach the end of the maze

Harry: Look at the shiny trophy!!

Cedric: You touch it. I've got too much fame already, people only like me cause of my good looks *cries*. They don't care about my personality or attitude to school or even...

*half an hour later*

Cedric:... and Cho doesn't understand, she acts like I don't exist!

Harry: *nodding off to sleep, leans on the trophy*

Wormtail: Harry! Where the hell is Cedric?! Go back and get him, we need to kill him!

Director: Be nice Wormtail, or ill stick you back in your cage!

Wormtail: Ok...umm...Harry? Can you please go back and get dear old Cedric because we need to kill...umm no not kill....umm we need to give him a present. Yes that's it! Got out of that one pretty well.

Harry: *still drowsy* Yes sir... *touches trophy*

Cedric: My dad is so cruel to me! He doesn't love me anymore-

Harry: Cedric! Shut up for a second and listen! You need to come and get your present.

Cedric: *lights up* Present?

Harry: Yes present, come on.

*they both touch the trophy*

Cedric: Where's my present?

Wormtail: *evil laugh* Here it is! *kills Cedric*

Director: Wormtail!

Wormtail: Oops sorry...ummm... *reverses time* Cedric! Who wants a doggy treat?

Cedric: Me me!!

Wormtail: Go fetch Cedric *chucks a doggy treat into the horizon, Cedric chases after it*

Wormtail: Damn. I didn't leave a doggy treat for me...

Voldemort: Shut up wormtail and come resurrect me!

Wormtail: Oh right. *resurrects voldemort*

Voldemort: Wormtail... why do I only have one arm?

Wormtail: Well you see...the thing about that is...RUN! *runs off*

Harry: *Pointing at a point behind voldemort* Wow look at that, it's the key to immortality

Voldemort: *turns around* Where?!

*Harry runs off and eats some doggy treats*