Last Time On DDR: There are only 17. . .um, wait aminute. . .16 women left for the audition. Cassandra is already frustrated. Oh well, let's read about the antics!
Misc Notes: Did you know that there is a "real" Joanna Dark? Check it out at detstar.com! They have the coolest Perfect Dark stuff y'know. A,d I got a great review on the "Burgandy Carpet" Story so I'm going to include a chapter of that after every 2 DDR Stories! Yay! In case you haven't read it because you were to thirsty to get to this chapter, it's about me, a reporter representing fanfiction.net at the "burgandy carpet" of the Perfect Dark Movie, Primiere! Very funny and cute!
Notes About Me: Um, if you were wondering "Who is this Mz/Chx girl" check out my bio page because I just wrote it! Um, my momma just burned me a Chingy CD and I'm typing to "Right Thurr"! I think I should turn it off because I'm losing concentration.
Mz/Chx
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Chapter 4: Next Victim!
Cassandra On Intercom: NEXT!
Anne: Number 2, try your luck!
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*victim 2*
Cassandra: So, do you have any expierience in hand to hand/gun to gun combat?
V#2: Weapons? Where I come from, weapons are just tools being used to cause destruction to Mother Earth. . .
Cassandra: (presses button) NEXT!
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*victim 7*
Cassandra: Now, what do you think of Joanna Dark?
V#7: Joanna Dark?! Like, oh my God, she is like, the COOLEST! The way she's always running around like bang, bang, bang! And---
Cassandra: (presses button) NEXT!
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*victim 10*
Cassandra: Now, do you have any phobias or fears?
V#10: Um, I have a fear of heights, elevators, escalators, long stair cases, and most of all, DEATH.
Cassandra: (presses button) NEXT!
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*victim 13*
Cassandra: You look awfully young, are you sure you're supposed to be here?
V#13: Yes, I am! Could I interest you in any Girl Scout "Aloha" Cookies, ma'am?
Cassandra: (folds hands) Although I admire your courtesy towards your elders, I'm afraid that you're far too young to risk getting killed in this job field. Plus, I despise Alohas!
V#13: Well that's okay. (her voice changes as to be possessed by Satan. she grabs Cassandra by the collar) YOU DON'T LIKE ALOHAS, HUH? LISTEN BITCH, I TRY TO MAKE A DECENT LIVING LIKE EVERYONE ELSE BUT IT'S JUST ASSHOLES LIKE YOU THAT TRY TO GIVE ME A HARD TIME!!!
Cassandra: (who is rather pale and scared) SECURITY!!!
(2 DataDyne Infantrty guards burst through the doors and haul the demonic GS girl out the office)
V#13: I'll get you for not buying my cookies! CASSANDRA De VRIES!!!
(the doors shut)
Cassandra: Oh. . .My. . .God. . .*I think I may need a change of panties* NEXT!!
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*victim 16, the last one*
Cassandra: So, um. . .Ms. Sassy Vixxen, please tell me a little about yourself.
Sassy: Well, I've graduated from Harvard University with a Master's Degree, I have social, language, leadership and culinary skills. In high school I was Homecoming Queen, Prom Queen, Conflict Mediator Club President. . .
Cassandra: (raises an eyebrow out of surprise) Yes, yes, next question. Do you have any expirience with guns?
Sassy: Oh yes, I must compliment your brilliant scientists on the weapons they've created. I'm especially good with the K7-Avenger and the Shotgun.
Cassandra (starting to show signs of happiness): Now, Sassy, what made you want to join the DataDyne Corporation?
Sassy: Um, for one, I believe that I needed a thrill in my life. An adrenaline rush. I like to take chances. Plus, I could really use the money.
Cassandra: Anything else?
Sassy: And, I'd like to prove that even voloptuous, curvy, sexy women such as myself, can still kick ass, Ms. De Vries.
Cassandra: Hmmm, so what do you think of Joanna Dark?
Sassy: Oh, I love Joanna Dark. . .
Cassandra: (reaches for the button) Sigh. . .
Sassy: As much as I'd like thorns piercing every nerve of my body!!
Cassandra: (smiles) Great Answer! Congratulations! You're hired!
Sassy: (shakes Ms. De Vries hand) Oh, Thank You so much, Ms. De Vries!
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(later that night in Cassandra's office)
Anne: You're in a good mood, what are you so happy about?
Cassandra: I just found the perfect guard, that's what!
Anne: Pfft! What's so "perfect" about her?
Cassandra: She's amazing! She's smart, she can shoot, and she hates Joanna Dark! Just like me!
Anne: So. . .I hate Joanna Dark too.
Cassandra: Yeah, yeah, yeah but wait till you see her in action!
Anne: And when will that be?
Cassandra: Well, here's a recording and some stats of her session in the combat simulator. (hands Anne a small CD and a stack of papers)
Anne: Wow! (reading the papers) This is. . .surreal! I mean, she's been up against 6 Darksim and she's only been "killed" 10 times in one hour?!
Cassandra: Oh, sorry, I was eating a powdered donut. (scratches off the powder which was coincidentally in the shape of a small, printed 1) There you go.
Anne: What?! That's even better than me!
Cassandra: (eyes Anne) What do you mean "better than you?!"
Anne: (looks down) Welllllll. . .This is going to be a long story. . .
Cassandra: I've got time!
~End Chapter 4
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Well, that wasn't as good as I hoped but I was writing from the top of my head! If you ask me, that was more of a "brain fart" than a story. I made Cassandra a little too nice in this chapter but I guess every bitch has that PMS free side to her. Also, did any of you sense that small hint of jealousy coming from Anne? Hmmm, wonder what that's about. ^__~
Next Time: Sassy quickly rises through the ranks and break records! Could she possibly be the "Joanna Dark of DataDyne"? Check out in Chapter 5! Please tell your friends about this story and keep reviewing! It motivates me to write better!
MzCheex@yahoo.com
Misc Notes: Did you know that there is a "real" Joanna Dark? Check it out at detstar.com! They have the coolest Perfect Dark stuff y'know. A,d I got a great review on the "Burgandy Carpet" Story so I'm going to include a chapter of that after every 2 DDR Stories! Yay! In case you haven't read it because you were to thirsty to get to this chapter, it's about me, a reporter representing fanfiction.net at the "burgandy carpet" of the Perfect Dark Movie, Primiere! Very funny and cute!
Notes About Me: Um, if you were wondering "Who is this Mz/Chx girl" check out my bio page because I just wrote it! Um, my momma just burned me a Chingy CD and I'm typing to "Right Thurr"! I think I should turn it off because I'm losing concentration.
Mz/Chx
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Chapter 4: Next Victim!
Cassandra On Intercom: NEXT!
Anne: Number 2, try your luck!
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*victim 2*
Cassandra: So, do you have any expierience in hand to hand/gun to gun combat?
V#2: Weapons? Where I come from, weapons are just tools being used to cause destruction to Mother Earth. . .
Cassandra: (presses button) NEXT!
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*victim 7*
Cassandra: Now, what do you think of Joanna Dark?
V#7: Joanna Dark?! Like, oh my God, she is like, the COOLEST! The way she's always running around like bang, bang, bang! And---
Cassandra: (presses button) NEXT!
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*victim 10*
Cassandra: Now, do you have any phobias or fears?
V#10: Um, I have a fear of heights, elevators, escalators, long stair cases, and most of all, DEATH.
Cassandra: (presses button) NEXT!
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*victim 13*
Cassandra: You look awfully young, are you sure you're supposed to be here?
V#13: Yes, I am! Could I interest you in any Girl Scout "Aloha" Cookies, ma'am?
Cassandra: (folds hands) Although I admire your courtesy towards your elders, I'm afraid that you're far too young to risk getting killed in this job field. Plus, I despise Alohas!
V#13: Well that's okay. (her voice changes as to be possessed by Satan. she grabs Cassandra by the collar) YOU DON'T LIKE ALOHAS, HUH? LISTEN BITCH, I TRY TO MAKE A DECENT LIVING LIKE EVERYONE ELSE BUT IT'S JUST ASSHOLES LIKE YOU THAT TRY TO GIVE ME A HARD TIME!!!
Cassandra: (who is rather pale and scared) SECURITY!!!
(2 DataDyne Infantrty guards burst through the doors and haul the demonic GS girl out the office)
V#13: I'll get you for not buying my cookies! CASSANDRA De VRIES!!!
(the doors shut)
Cassandra: Oh. . .My. . .God. . .*I think I may need a change of panties* NEXT!!
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*victim 16, the last one*
Cassandra: So, um. . .Ms. Sassy Vixxen, please tell me a little about yourself.
Sassy: Well, I've graduated from Harvard University with a Master's Degree, I have social, language, leadership and culinary skills. In high school I was Homecoming Queen, Prom Queen, Conflict Mediator Club President. . .
Cassandra: (raises an eyebrow out of surprise) Yes, yes, next question. Do you have any expirience with guns?
Sassy: Oh yes, I must compliment your brilliant scientists on the weapons they've created. I'm especially good with the K7-Avenger and the Shotgun.
Cassandra (starting to show signs of happiness): Now, Sassy, what made you want to join the DataDyne Corporation?
Sassy: Um, for one, I believe that I needed a thrill in my life. An adrenaline rush. I like to take chances. Plus, I could really use the money.
Cassandra: Anything else?
Sassy: And, I'd like to prove that even voloptuous, curvy, sexy women such as myself, can still kick ass, Ms. De Vries.
Cassandra: Hmmm, so what do you think of Joanna Dark?
Sassy: Oh, I love Joanna Dark. . .
Cassandra: (reaches for the button) Sigh. . .
Sassy: As much as I'd like thorns piercing every nerve of my body!!
Cassandra: (smiles) Great Answer! Congratulations! You're hired!
Sassy: (shakes Ms. De Vries hand) Oh, Thank You so much, Ms. De Vries!
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(later that night in Cassandra's office)
Anne: You're in a good mood, what are you so happy about?
Cassandra: I just found the perfect guard, that's what!
Anne: Pfft! What's so "perfect" about her?
Cassandra: She's amazing! She's smart, she can shoot, and she hates Joanna Dark! Just like me!
Anne: So. . .I hate Joanna Dark too.
Cassandra: Yeah, yeah, yeah but wait till you see her in action!
Anne: And when will that be?
Cassandra: Well, here's a recording and some stats of her session in the combat simulator. (hands Anne a small CD and a stack of papers)
Anne: Wow! (reading the papers) This is. . .surreal! I mean, she's been up against 6 Darksim and she's only been "killed" 10 times in one hour?!
Cassandra: Oh, sorry, I was eating a powdered donut. (scratches off the powder which was coincidentally in the shape of a small, printed 1) There you go.
Anne: What?! That's even better than me!
Cassandra: (eyes Anne) What do you mean "better than you?!"
Anne: (looks down) Welllllll. . .This is going to be a long story. . .
Cassandra: I've got time!
~End Chapter 4
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Well, that wasn't as good as I hoped but I was writing from the top of my head! If you ask me, that was more of a "brain fart" than a story. I made Cassandra a little too nice in this chapter but I guess every bitch has that PMS free side to her. Also, did any of you sense that small hint of jealousy coming from Anne? Hmmm, wonder what that's about. ^__~
Next Time: Sassy quickly rises through the ranks and break records! Could she possibly be the "Joanna Dark of DataDyne"? Check out in Chapter 5! Please tell your friends about this story and keep reviewing! It motivates me to write better!
MzCheex@yahoo.com
