Title: Three
Note: Okay, I'm holding off the angst for a bit since everyone seems so against it! This is just a little interlude I cooked up, since I figured that I hadn't explained how Illyana got to Muir. Next chappie- lots of Kete and Romy!!! YAAAYY! And THEN there will be angst.
Well, EVENTUALLY there will be angst, okay? So prepare yourself! This one's for RahneMan- go read his story, folks! VERY funny and it's got tons of cultural references (test yourself to see how much you know) and two chaps dedicated to me *blush* lol
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Hi. My name is Illyana Rasputin and I'm this many years old. Three. My brother Piotr is a lot more years older. So are all of his friends. I think they all count off their hands and their feet, that's how old they are! But they're nice and I like them, so it's okay that they can't count with their toes.
I like Kitty the best because she tells me stories and she's pretty. Piotr says that she is his special friend which makes me upset because I want to be special too but then he says that he likes her, and I say I like her too, but then he says that it is kinda like mommy and daddy. I get that. I play house. Mommy and daddy friends do things that other friends can't, like kiss.
I want Jono to be my special friend but he can't kiss me. 'Sides, I don't wanna kiss him because that's gross! I just wanna have someone special. Piotr says that will come later.
Kurt would be a good special friend because he's all fuzzy like a teddy bear and he has a tail like a cat that I can pull. He says he doesn't like that, but he is always laughing so I don't think he is truthing. But I saw him giving daddy kisses to Meg, who is blonde like me but much, much prettier. Piotr and Kitty both say I'm pretty but I'm just a little kid, so I can't be pretty yet. Maybe one day I can be pretty like Meg or Kitty who both get mommy kisses and I will marry a daddy. That would probably be fun.
I don't like being stuck on this island. There are too many adults. Hank and Moira. Moira gets mad at me a lot when I play around with her tools and stuff, and I don't like that. Hank is okay, he's fuzzy too, but he likes to say a lot of big words. I don't think he knows that I'm only three. But I am.
When I first got here, it was only Moira and the other people and no Piotr, Kurt, Kitty or Hank. Moira kept asking me questions about how I got there, and they made me cry. I kept telling her, but she thought I was fibbing. But I wasn't, honest!!! I told her all about the pretty woman in the hood who picked me up outside my house and took me to them. Moira kept saying that she had not seen the woman and was I really telling the truth until I wouldn't stop crying. I keep trying to talk to Piotr about the pretty woman, but he says that I shouldn't make up stories, but I'm not telling stories!!! It makes me sad and angry. No one listens to you when you're only three.
I wish I was old, like Moira and pretty like Meggan, or the lady who took me here. Cuz then people would listen to me. And then I would get mommy kisses.
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So good? She's a very smart three year old, okay?
Anything but ordinary3- so you're one of the few who reads this one and Stars in December! Bless you! ( Oh, and tattoos are fun too, almost as fun as too-toos. Almost.
Lanx- Pervert. :D
melissarxy1- Look how quickly I'm updating!!! Are you proud of me? *big grins*
RahneMan- I owe you? You won't settle for just a ton of nice reviews? Fine, maybe you'll get your wish soon..maybe. BAWAHAHA
Note: Okay, I'm holding off the angst for a bit since everyone seems so against it! This is just a little interlude I cooked up, since I figured that I hadn't explained how Illyana got to Muir. Next chappie- lots of Kete and Romy!!! YAAAYY! And THEN there will be angst.
Well, EVENTUALLY there will be angst, okay? So prepare yourself! This one's for RahneMan- go read his story, folks! VERY funny and it's got tons of cultural references (test yourself to see how much you know) and two chaps dedicated to me *blush* lol
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Hi. My name is Illyana Rasputin and I'm this many years old. Three. My brother Piotr is a lot more years older. So are all of his friends. I think they all count off their hands and their feet, that's how old they are! But they're nice and I like them, so it's okay that they can't count with their toes.
I like Kitty the best because she tells me stories and she's pretty. Piotr says that she is his special friend which makes me upset because I want to be special too but then he says that he likes her, and I say I like her too, but then he says that it is kinda like mommy and daddy. I get that. I play house. Mommy and daddy friends do things that other friends can't, like kiss.
I want Jono to be my special friend but he can't kiss me. 'Sides, I don't wanna kiss him because that's gross! I just wanna have someone special. Piotr says that will come later.
Kurt would be a good special friend because he's all fuzzy like a teddy bear and he has a tail like a cat that I can pull. He says he doesn't like that, but he is always laughing so I don't think he is truthing. But I saw him giving daddy kisses to Meg, who is blonde like me but much, much prettier. Piotr and Kitty both say I'm pretty but I'm just a little kid, so I can't be pretty yet. Maybe one day I can be pretty like Meg or Kitty who both get mommy kisses and I will marry a daddy. That would probably be fun.
I don't like being stuck on this island. There are too many adults. Hank and Moira. Moira gets mad at me a lot when I play around with her tools and stuff, and I don't like that. Hank is okay, he's fuzzy too, but he likes to say a lot of big words. I don't think he knows that I'm only three. But I am.
When I first got here, it was only Moira and the other people and no Piotr, Kurt, Kitty or Hank. Moira kept asking me questions about how I got there, and they made me cry. I kept telling her, but she thought I was fibbing. But I wasn't, honest!!! I told her all about the pretty woman in the hood who picked me up outside my house and took me to them. Moira kept saying that she had not seen the woman and was I really telling the truth until I wouldn't stop crying. I keep trying to talk to Piotr about the pretty woman, but he says that I shouldn't make up stories, but I'm not telling stories!!! It makes me sad and angry. No one listens to you when you're only three.
I wish I was old, like Moira and pretty like Meggan, or the lady who took me here. Cuz then people would listen to me. And then I would get mommy kisses.
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So good? She's a very smart three year old, okay?
Anything but ordinary3- so you're one of the few who reads this one and Stars in December! Bless you! ( Oh, and tattoos are fun too, almost as fun as too-toos. Almost.
Lanx- Pervert. :D
melissarxy1- Look how quickly I'm updating!!! Are you proud of me? *big grins*
RahneMan- I owe you? You won't settle for just a ton of nice reviews? Fine, maybe you'll get your wish soon..maybe. BAWAHAHA
