``*~*`~Just a little note before I actually begin this story/dialogue. This story is in no particular point of view. It is also my FIRST FAN FIC, so I hope it's as funny and interesting as I meant it to be.~`*~*`` *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*

Solid Snake's Adventures! Part One: Snake meets Sonic

It is a quiet day in Mobius, a quiet day indeed... Sonic is zooming through the forests...and the meadows...and the plains. He collects some rings while running at high speed. The checkpoint is coming up soon...and Sonic has 99 rings-he will definitely be able to get to the Special Stage today. That chaos emerald is all his... The checkpoint is closer...even closer...it's only a foot away...```

Sonic jumps into a swirl of stars. He is spinning through millions of vortexes and tunnels. He sees millions of colors and shapes. All of a sudden, the tunnels stop. He lands flat on his ass in the middle of a dully lit corridor.

"Where am I...?" he thought.

He hears the faintest little sound and turns to the left. He sees a man chocking the f$#@ out of a soldier.

"...Oh...s&#@..." he says worriedly.

The man hears him gasp. He turns around very quickly. He spots Sonic and approaches him. Unusually, the man doesn't realize that Sonic's a hedgehog.

"Are you the DARPA chief?" the man grunts loudly.

"No...I am Sonic!" Sonic says in a cheery voice.

The man hesitates. He takes out his previously equipped gun and points it at Sonic's head. Sonic, not even the least bit shaken by someone pointing a gun at his head, says,

"What's wrong with you?!?! Why are you pointing plastic at my head?!?!"

Footsteps are coming in their direction, and the man grabs Sonic and pulls him behind a wall. The soldier walks by and Sonic decides to ambush him. Sonic jumps on the soldier and expects animals to pop out.

"Where are the animals?" Sonic thought to himself.

The man looked at Sonic like he was some kind of retard. He pulls out his gun and pops three caps in the soldier's chest. Sonic instantly realizes what that plastic thing was all along. It could kill...

"Well...you're of no use without a weapon...so...I'll teach you the basics...but first..."

"WAIT! Who the f&#@ are you?" Sonic demands.

"I am Solid Snake."

"Where are we?"

"We are in Alaska."

"Ok..."

"You need a codename...for security reasons...you will now be called- HEADGIVERSSON!"

***Note: Sonic will be forever referred to as Headgiverson.***

"Now...you need Codec." Snake told him.

Snake installs the Codec in the inner fragments of his ears. He creates a burst transmission.

"Can you hear me now?" Snake asks him.

"Yes," replies Sonic.

"Good."

The Codec transmission ends. Snake realizes that Headgiversson isn't even properly equipped, so he decides to teach Sonic how to shoot a gun.

"You have no equipment. You will get killed in a heartbeat. So how about I teach you how to shoot a gun?"

"Sure!"

"First...you hold the R1 button to get into 'first-person view'. Then you hold the square button to aim and release it to fire."

"Got it."

Headgiversson grabs Snake's SOCOM, attaches the suppressor, gets into first person, and pops some caps into the dead soldier. All of a sudden, the Codec rings and a burst transmission is started between Snake and the Colonel.

"Snake, how is everything going in Alaska?"

"Just as planned, Colonel."

"Good."

"I found an ally, his name is Headgiversson."

"Ok..."

"Hold on, I'm going to put him in through burst transmission. (Snake puts Headgiversson in through burst transmission.)

"Colonel, you better talk fast, because this is wasting my minutes," Snake informs the Colonel.

"Headgiversson, what is your mission?"

"I have no clue."

"Ok.."

All of a sudden, the burst transmission ends.

Snake says to Headgiversson, "Do you understand what the Colonel is telling us?"

"Yes-"

"-He's telling us that we have to save Meryl!"

"What happened to the DARPA CHIEF?"

"-WE HAVE TO SAVE MERYL!"

So Headgiversson and Snake set off to find Meryl. On the way, Headgiversson pops 20 caps into three soldier's asses. They finally approach a room that smells like rotting meat. They open the door and find a woman standing next to a dead corpse that seems to be the DARPA chief...