Plot of DOOOOOM

Final Chapter

The strange figure entered the room. Gir just stood in a pose looking at her. It was Naz. She came to recruit Zim in a plot to fool Dib. Zim, not knowing this, brought his torture devises to unsure himself. "DOGS...DON'T...KNOW...IT'S...NOT...BACON. HI LADY." Gir was happy to see someone other than Zim in the house. "SHOULD I SHOW YOU WERE...OR MAYBE THE...WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO...WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SEE FIRST...CHICKEN?" "I would like to see you be put to sleep you stupid animal robot." Naz pasted a vase with flowers in it. They died. "That's not till tomorrow...YOU COULD COME THOUGH."
Zim looked at her wandering why she was here. She approached him. "Zim, you're the best person at torturing my brother, and he has been at the top of his bed contemplating how to foul your plans." "How far has he gotten." Naz looked at him, no expression was given. "What?" "Welcome to my home, sit down...AND DIE" Zim tried to shock her with an electrode, but she grabbed it and threw it at Gir. "Hahaha, you are know living with the...you're still alive?" "Your stupid animal caught it." Zim looked at Gir; he was nothing more than a robot with black sought surrounding him. Gir then began to malfunction...sparking, loose parts flying...then he broke into DANCE. "HA HA HA, HOW DO YOU LIKE ME, HOW DO YOU LIKE ME...HA HA HA, HOW DO YOU LIKE ME, HOW DO YOU LIKE ME." "What do you want me to do?" Naz looked at Zim, and smiled insanely. Zim tried to smile insanely, but he was good at nothing that humans could do. They sat down. Naz had stolen a blue print of their house. Zim located Dibs room. Gir insanely tried to teach Zim how to smile. But he was no good. Zim went down to him basement, and rounded up the best hamster spies he had trained. He told them their mission. They were to find out where and when, Dib was going to trap Zim, and then he would construct a PLOT OF DOOOOOM to counter it. Zim and Gir were the last ones in the room. "Come on master, if you have an evil idea, you need an evil smile."

"I...I...can't do it. It is too hard." Naz assisted. She looked around the room for something. Gir just suddenly realized that he didn't finish his song. "HA HA HA, how do you like me, how do you like me...HA HA HA, HOW DO YOU LIKE ME, HOW DO YOU LIKE ME." Just then, Naz found what she was looking for. She used the electrodes on Gir to shut him up. "These will work." She said. Zim saw what she was planning to do. She was going to...zap the couch. The comfortable, living well adjusted to perfection, couch. The same couch he loved and was siting on. Now...if you don't want to learn...I will have to teach you to learn." "OKAY, OKAY. I WILL LEARN, just what ever you do...don't you DARE touch this couch. You monster, just thinking about makes me sick." Naz was confused now. She knew she wasn't going to touch the couch, what gave Zim the idea. Gir was sitting on the ground now, eating a banana. "Hey...what's going on?" Gir chomped on another bite of the banana. "Well, I was going to..." Just then, Gir pounced on the banana, and eat it whole. "It had...chicken legs..." Gir said shamefully. He had his head down when he ran into the trash can screaming, "IT HAD CHICKEN LEGS!" Naz just shrugged it off and forgot everything she had seen.
That night, the hamster spies attacked Dibs room. They looked through everything. They had found a diary. It was pink, and fluffy. They must have entered the wrong house; because, they knew that all the members in this house would not have fluffy pink diaries. Just then, Dib entered the room. By then, the hamsters had disappeared into various corners of the room. One of the hamsters had accidentally taken the fluffy pink diary with him. Dib set all the stuff on a desk near him. Out of a folder popped a stuffed animal. It was a pink unicorn. As soon as it hit the desk, its recorded message played. "It doesn't matter if no one loves you...I love you." One of the hamsters wrote down the message. Dib laid out a plan to foul Zim's plan...even though he didn't know what it was.
Dib tried to remember what had happened at school, but with the unfortunate accidents, of him being hit on the head too many times, it was impossible. The hamsters were just eager to write anything down. Pens read, they waited. He sat down and readied his utensils for a revenge scheme. The hamsters...again...were ready to write any activity that was going to happen in this room. Dib got up and walked to the door. He checked to see if Naz or his father was home. They weren't. Dib ran to a pole and pulled it. The room changed. The hamsters flung everywhere. But they moved so fast...they were barely visible. They all just...traded corners. The hamsters scurried to see the change in Dib's room. It was basically a torture chamber. He had dolls of Zim, chained, stabbed, and dismembered everywhere. Out of the walls, toy unicorns, pink, fell out. Dib ran to hide them. He sat down; "I've got it...hamsters." He had remembered that there were hamsters taking over the town. Dib would build a giant food dish. In the food dish would be, seed dashed with sleeping. And when all the hamsters fell asleep, he would collect them and sent them down the river. Knowing what there fate had in store for them, they looked at Dib's pink diary. March 9th

Dear diary, yesterday, I heard something out in the stars. It sounded like a bird...but I know it wasn't. Oh, and Naz flicked a pin in my back. It hurt. It hurt so bad, I cried all night. But the pain of the needle didn't start it; it was the fact that Naz doesn't love me. When I find proof of aliens or Bigfoot, I buy all the pink ponies and unicorns, and give them to myself as a Valentines Day present from her, that will be the day.

March 14th

It didn't work. I didn't find any proof yet. Naz found the pink unicorns I gave myself. She ripped them up and spit them on the floor. I felt so bad. I cried all night until morning. STOP MOCKING ME!!!
The hamsters looked from the page of the diary to Dib. Dib was stabbing a doll Zim with a knife. They started to laugh. Dib stopped. He sniffed and looked around. "Someone is mocking me." The hamsters had gathered in front of the room and were holding up the diary. They waved it and kiss it. They all fled out the window. Dib tried to stop them, but they were too fast. He stood in the room, disappointed. "That's going to pull a full pager in my EMERGENCE DIARY." Dib was just standing in the middle of the room now, looking pitiful, when one of him pink unicorns fell on his head. "Nice job...loser" it said.
The hamsters had made it back the house. Zim was pleased to see the hamsters. "Brilliant my furry friends what did you bring me." The hamsters held up the pink diary. Zim looked at it. "YOU STUPID ANIMALS...I TOLD YOU SOMETYHING FROM THE DIB CHILD...NOT SOMETHING OUT OF A NORMAL CHILDS ROOM." Zim took the diary and set it on fire. "NEXT TIME, BRING ME SOMETHING FROM THE DIB CHILD."
Zim had a scheduled appointment with the tallest. "Zim...update please...not that it matters." "My tallest, I have found out that the humans weakness is...radiation." "What was that Zim...I didn't hear you." "Their weakness is...radiation." "HA, I KNEW IT. DIDN'T I TELL YOU? YOU WENT THREW ALL THAT WORK TO FIND OUT SOMETHING I...TOLD...YOU." "Happy with yourself my tallest?" "Not really...no" The tallest said.