"IS THAT THE DARPA CHIEF!!" Headgiversson exclaims.
The mysterious woman hunched next to the DARPA chief's body looks at Headgiversson. Headgiversson realizes who this person is...
"Oh...my god...it's..."
...Mario dressed up like a princess! Now, before I continue with the rest of this chapter, you have to know how Mario got into this whole situation...
:~**``-~-``*Series of time warps...*``-~-``**~: Mario was at home, chilling with his brother, Luigi, and his good friend Toad. They were playing a game of blackjack to determine who would have to dress up like who when they played "espionage". Mario had been winning by 1,000 coins, so he decided to be an ass and bet all his money in this one hand. Toad had already lost all his money, a VERY long time ago. Toad deals the cards to Mario and to Luigi. Luigi smiles. Mario had a king (which is worth 10) and a deuce. He decides to hit. He gets...a QUEEN! He's over by one! Luigi puts his cards down. An ace and a jack! Luigi takes all the money from Mario with the most mean face. Mario knew what that meant...
"I get to pick the stuff!!!" Luigi exclaimed like a little bitch.
Toad and Mario sighed.
"This is what we are going to infiltrate in today's game of espionage. We are going to infiltrate BOWSER'S castle. Me and Toad are going to be the 'spies', and you...Mario...YOU are going to be the diversion. You are going to dress up like princess peach, and don't worry about the mustache, Bowser's too much of a dumb-hick to realize that you are a guy. You will tell Bowser that you are here to negotiate while me and Toad infiltrate the house and take pictures of Bowser's underwear (Luigi laughs like a little giggly bitch)! We'll post the pictures on the internet! Now, just in case you mess up and need a quick escape, here is a chaff grenade and a PSG1. You can hide that under your dress. Now, lets get ready..."
Toad and Luigi equip themselves accordingly. They help Mario dress up. They put on Mario some make-up and a wig.
"All done!" Toad and Luigi exclaimed like little giggly bitches.
bThe infiltration:/b Mario enters the castle and starts talking to Bowser. Luigi and Toad go into the castle through the doggy door. Mario has Bowser very well distracted...until, he sees Bowser's guest. Bowser invited...
"Princess Peach, I would like to introduce you to...Harry Potter."
"How do you do?" Mario asks, masking his voice with the voice of a giggly little bitch.
***Note: Ok...I just realized that I'm in a "mood". I am in a "giggly little bitch" mood. So if the gigglieness of the bitches starts to get on your nerves...sorry!***
Harry Potter realizes something weird about this "Princess Peach". He whispers something into Bowser's ear.
"Princess...may I make a proposition?" Bowser asks.
"Yes, of course."
"I propose that my guest here, does a simple little spell on you. Trust me...it wont hurt at all."
Before Mario could say no, a whirl of gayish colors comes streaming at him. Blue, white, green... The spell definitely backfired.
The DARPA chief was laying on the floor, relaxing in his prison cell, until all of a sudden, a body lands on him. The PSG1 goes off and send four bullets through the chief's chest. Mario realizes that it was his fault, and he says nervously...
"I'm sorry-"
All of a sudden, Mario realizes that his voice has been temporarily changed to that voice he masked over his own in order to fool Bowser. The spell BACKFIRED horribly. He started to hyper ventilate...all of a sudden he fainted. :~**``-~-``*Series of time warps...*``-~-``**~:
He hears the faint sound of footsteps. All of a sudden, two figures open his door...
The mysterious woman hunched next to the DARPA chief's body looks at Headgiversson. Headgiversson realizes who this person is...
"Oh...my god...it's..."
...Mario dressed up like a princess! Now, before I continue with the rest of this chapter, you have to know how Mario got into this whole situation...
:~**``-~-``*Series of time warps...*``-~-``**~: Mario was at home, chilling with his brother, Luigi, and his good friend Toad. They were playing a game of blackjack to determine who would have to dress up like who when they played "espionage". Mario had been winning by 1,000 coins, so he decided to be an ass and bet all his money in this one hand. Toad had already lost all his money, a VERY long time ago. Toad deals the cards to Mario and to Luigi. Luigi smiles. Mario had a king (which is worth 10) and a deuce. He decides to hit. He gets...a QUEEN! He's over by one! Luigi puts his cards down. An ace and a jack! Luigi takes all the money from Mario with the most mean face. Mario knew what that meant...
"I get to pick the stuff!!!" Luigi exclaimed like a little bitch.
Toad and Mario sighed.
"This is what we are going to infiltrate in today's game of espionage. We are going to infiltrate BOWSER'S castle. Me and Toad are going to be the 'spies', and you...Mario...YOU are going to be the diversion. You are going to dress up like princess peach, and don't worry about the mustache, Bowser's too much of a dumb-hick to realize that you are a guy. You will tell Bowser that you are here to negotiate while me and Toad infiltrate the house and take pictures of Bowser's underwear (Luigi laughs like a little giggly bitch)! We'll post the pictures on the internet! Now, just in case you mess up and need a quick escape, here is a chaff grenade and a PSG1. You can hide that under your dress. Now, lets get ready..."
Toad and Luigi equip themselves accordingly. They help Mario dress up. They put on Mario some make-up and a wig.
"All done!" Toad and Luigi exclaimed like little giggly bitches.
bThe infiltration:/b Mario enters the castle and starts talking to Bowser. Luigi and Toad go into the castle through the doggy door. Mario has Bowser very well distracted...until, he sees Bowser's guest. Bowser invited...
"Princess Peach, I would like to introduce you to...Harry Potter."
"How do you do?" Mario asks, masking his voice with the voice of a giggly little bitch.
***Note: Ok...I just realized that I'm in a "mood". I am in a "giggly little bitch" mood. So if the gigglieness of the bitches starts to get on your nerves...sorry!***
Harry Potter realizes something weird about this "Princess Peach". He whispers something into Bowser's ear.
"Princess...may I make a proposition?" Bowser asks.
"Yes, of course."
"I propose that my guest here, does a simple little spell on you. Trust me...it wont hurt at all."
Before Mario could say no, a whirl of gayish colors comes streaming at him. Blue, white, green... The spell definitely backfired.
The DARPA chief was laying on the floor, relaxing in his prison cell, until all of a sudden, a body lands on him. The PSG1 goes off and send four bullets through the chief's chest. Mario realizes that it was his fault, and he says nervously...
"I'm sorry-"
All of a sudden, Mario realizes that his voice has been temporarily changed to that voice he masked over his own in order to fool Bowser. The spell BACKFIRED horribly. He started to hyper ventilate...all of a sudden he fainted. :~**``-~-``*Series of time warps...*``-~-``**~:
He hears the faint sound of footsteps. All of a sudden, two figures open his door...
