. Oops! I forgot to disclaimer for the last two chapters so any way... umm
I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Or much of anything else beside my ferret, computer,
TV and a lot of anime stuff...
Wednesday Week #1
5:00 AM. Devlin wakes to go make breakfast but is pulled down by Malik. "One word Devlin waffles! Don't even think of pulling your specialty routine or you'll find yourself in the shadow realm!" Devlin blinks back tears "y-you don't like m-my c-cooking-" Devlin backs out of the room at Malik's warning glare... "And no gumdropwaffles or whatever yami Bakura called you either!" He calls after him, then falls into a stupor apparently he has fallen asleep again.
5:05 AM. Mokuhba is cursing at Devlin after Devlin trips over him. "CAN'T A GUY GET AND STINKING SLEEP AROUND HERE! YOU STUPID LITTLE DICE BOY GRRRRRRRR!" Kaiba wakes with a start "Who what I swear I didn't steal your friggan bunnies Legato! PLEASE DON'T KILLLL MMMEEEEEEEEE PLLLEEEAAASSSEEEE! **Starts crying** I swear I didn't take them really!" Mokuhba and Devlin stare at him blankly forgetting their previous argument. Kaiba turns a deep shade of red. "Errmm I... have to go now" Kaiba rushes out the front door only to find himself being dragged back in by two guards. Which brings him even more embarrassment, he dashes off to the basement and tries to lock himself in an old dresser...
7:00 AM. The cast start stirring and rejoice at the sight of nice, plain, normal waffles, as they have not eaten since Sunday... Yuugi is being baby fed by Joey, Mai has eaten 7 of them and the rest of the cast busy themselves with loading gigantic globs of syrup on them. "Mmmfferrrgrumgaabruggerrhakkspa!" Says Bakura who seems to be gagging on syrup. Malik is in a great mood (probably from intoxication) and slaps Bakura on the back. "Heeeeyaaaa buuddy! Y'okaaayyeee!" "Heerrrgggggaaaahhhhh! **Pants** erm uhh thanks" Says Bakura a little uneasily. Joey is very annoyed with Yuugi and is beginning to shovel huge pieces down his throat. Mixes of "AAKKK GAAHH BITE TO BIG BITE TO BIG AKK" and "Shut up and swallow you stupid midget!" (And the occasional "DIE!" "HAKK errg...")
10:00 AM. Mokuhba is violently shaking Yuugi because he has not woken up since the "Infamous Waffle Incident" as the intoxicated Malik calls it. Joey is being beat up by Tristen (for possibly killing Yuugi) and Mai for her own reasons...
10:09 AM. Yuugi coughs weakly and opens his eyes halfway. Kaiba (who has been into Malik's stash of sake and is now in his own words "tipsy as a polecat with a kureeboh") grabs Yuugi's hand and with big puppy eyes says "oh Yuugi-kun please don't die waaahhaaa!" Yuugi stares at him awhile before saying "guess what." Kaiba leans in close as if he were trying to hear someone's last words, squeezes Yuugi's hand "what" Yu-Gi belches before saying "I don' lige wabblef, uuhhgg (rubs stomach) any more..." Kaiba starts balling and turns to Joey (who is now near the point of death after such brutall beatings) "YOU FEIND! Yuv ruined his taste for scruummy waffle-BBLLAAGGHH! (The alchohall has finally got to Kaiba and he hurls)
11:30 AM. Joey has been forced to clean up Kaiba's mess, and the host of the show has announced that it is confession cam time.
12:00 Malik- I think when we vote some one off I'm gonna pick Seto because not only has drunk all of my sake but he has been using my eye liner to make it look like he is wearing a belt which in fact he is not! Also Yuugi I just don't think it's safe for the guy here y'know he got stuck in the fridge today and Devlin would have cooked him if Pegasus hadn't heard the screaming... (Note Malik is well aware that sake and other forms of alcohol is not allowed and he will receive a budget cut of $3.99 for bringing banned items into the house)
Bakura- I hate Tea! She has been acting so goody goody. When really she has stolen something from all of us and has some strange attraction to my socks and I am missing the left one from all of my pairs now and she has also been using Seto's tooth brush and I find this unexcitable!
Seto- I'm going to sue! It was not in my contract to have a midget try to kill me off the show!-**SNAP!** ohh my back...
Tristen- I want Devlin out, he just looks and acts too much like Koga... and also Pegasus, I just don't like him...
Devlin- THOSE IDIOTS! They ate an entire 9-year supply of my cooking syrup and they still complained about not having enough! Oh dear it's lunchtime already! (Runs off to make lunch)
Pegasus- (Pegasus is crying and says through tears) Nobody likes me! Even Yu-Gi, they all say I'm old or mean. I swear that I heard Serenity call me blindie. I just want a friend... preferably someone who has a Yami, but I'll take anyone! INCLUDING SETO! Tae- due to lack of good translators we could not understand her but it sounded kind of like duhblehalf adoggie duhduh duhduhduh duh duhduh duhduh duh! She will receive a budget cut of $8.95 + tax...
Yu-Gi- I'd like to know what makes you think you can torture us like this!?! What in the name of rah did we do to you! Several of us have almost died! Oh and also I'm out of gel get more...now...
Mokuhba- I want Seto out. (Shocked gasps from out side of confession cam room "But brother why!?!") **Mokuhba glares at door** I also think you should get soundproof walls for the confession cam room!
Joey- I come from planet blue cheese ball, I'm here to judge you all... (NOTE: Joey was bored so he lied, pay no attention to him...")
Mai- I need cosmetics. (Closes eyes, crosses arms and nods head.)
1:30 PM. The cast seems pleased with Devlin's hamburgers. "WOW! What's your secret Dev!" says Yami Bakura as he stuffs five of them into his/Ryou's pockets. "I mean usually I go for the raw stuff... but these are awesome!" "Well..." says Devlin cheerily "They're all natural hamster meat..." Seto, Pegasus, and Malik faint. "Yami Bakura shrugs and takes the rest of the 'ham'burgers. While Yu-Gi begins to cry "oh no! Don't tell me that's where Mr. Fluffles went..." 3:00 PM. Yu-Gi has some how managed to pry Malik's rod from him and is now trying to stab Devlin with the pointy knife like end. Much to Yami Bakura's protest. "Don't kill my gumdrop waffle!" "HE ATE MY HAMSTER" Devlin looks up thoughtfully "well technically you did..." Yu-Gi looks furious and runs at Devlin with the rod "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" "STOP!" screeches Malik and snatches the rod from Yu-Gi "you idiot! Use the axe end it's much easier! Trust me I know..." hands it back to Yu-Gi and coolly turns to walk off but stops immediately after turning and whirls back around. "On second thought... GIVE ME THAT!" grabs rod and storms off in a huff.
5:00 PM. Yami Bakura has become ill from eating too many 'ham'burgers and is now very annoyed with everyone that he can see...
5:17 PM. "SHUT UP BAKURA!" Ryou shouts anoyedly to his yami. "All you've done all night is whine at me! Ryou get me some meat, Ryou shut up and get me a heat pad, Ryou make me some Egyptian cocoa... I mean by rah you're the one who ate
Yuugi's entire hamster farm!" Yu-Gi starts crying his eyes out "P-poor MR. Fluffles! Wwwaaahhaaa!" runs off. "And what about you Ryou! You're always ruining my plans! Bakura give Pegasus his eye back! Bakura bring him back from the shadow realm right now, Bakura stop banging your head on the wall, it hurts me! Or have you forgot we're the same person! Bakura stop killing that guy! Bakura stop chugging my blood and give it back to me! Bakura give that nice old lady her wheelchair back! Bakura stop stabbing poor Seto with the sharp ends of your ring! Bakura put that firearm down...! I'm sick of you messing up my plans!" "Well... he seems to feel a little better..." says Yami. "W-wait! I-I'm s-still sick see **pokes himself in the stomach** "...oww..." "...I hate you Bakura...lazy bum..."
9:00 PM. Bakura isn't every body's favorite person as they can't kick him out of the room for being homicidal...again... because they would be kicking Ryou out for nothing and at the moment he is telling funny stories and keeping Yu-Gi from crying about his hamsters. But Ryou decides he should leave because Bakura has decided that Joey is evil and should be destroyed... "You stupid dog! I just know that you're evil because really what kind of Japanese guy has a New York accent! EVIL GRRRRROWWWWLLLEEERRR-unf!?" Ryou has knocked himself out, which also knocks Bakura out... The cast decides this is a good thing and locks Bakura/Ryou in a closet and go to bed.
Itachi: Well it sucked but I had fun hope you all did too Seto: Define all... Yuugi: Yeah cause if you mean us then I can tell you we aren't having fun! Itachi: not you! My precious readers! Seto: ReaderS Itachi: YOU'RE SOOO MEEEAAANNN!!!! WAHHHHHHH (cries) Seto: umm... what're you doing... don't cry! PLEASE STOP!!!? Itachi: **in mind** HAAHAAHAA! Now that he's close!** (hugs him) k... I'll stop crying Seto: CRAP! ...Oh well... (Hugs) Yuugi: **sigh** Please R & R! ... Seto You're being filmed...Seto?
Wednesday Week #1
5:00 AM. Devlin wakes to go make breakfast but is pulled down by Malik. "One word Devlin waffles! Don't even think of pulling your specialty routine or you'll find yourself in the shadow realm!" Devlin blinks back tears "y-you don't like m-my c-cooking-" Devlin backs out of the room at Malik's warning glare... "And no gumdropwaffles or whatever yami Bakura called you either!" He calls after him, then falls into a stupor apparently he has fallen asleep again.
5:05 AM. Mokuhba is cursing at Devlin after Devlin trips over him. "CAN'T A GUY GET AND STINKING SLEEP AROUND HERE! YOU STUPID LITTLE DICE BOY GRRRRRRRR!" Kaiba wakes with a start "Who what I swear I didn't steal your friggan bunnies Legato! PLEASE DON'T KILLLL MMMEEEEEEEEE PLLLEEEAAASSSEEEE! **Starts crying** I swear I didn't take them really!" Mokuhba and Devlin stare at him blankly forgetting their previous argument. Kaiba turns a deep shade of red. "Errmm I... have to go now" Kaiba rushes out the front door only to find himself being dragged back in by two guards. Which brings him even more embarrassment, he dashes off to the basement and tries to lock himself in an old dresser...
7:00 AM. The cast start stirring and rejoice at the sight of nice, plain, normal waffles, as they have not eaten since Sunday... Yuugi is being baby fed by Joey, Mai has eaten 7 of them and the rest of the cast busy themselves with loading gigantic globs of syrup on them. "Mmmfferrrgrumgaabruggerrhakkspa!" Says Bakura who seems to be gagging on syrup. Malik is in a great mood (probably from intoxication) and slaps Bakura on the back. "Heeeeyaaaa buuddy! Y'okaaayyeee!" "Heerrrgggggaaaahhhhh! **Pants** erm uhh thanks" Says Bakura a little uneasily. Joey is very annoyed with Yuugi and is beginning to shovel huge pieces down his throat. Mixes of "AAKKK GAAHH BITE TO BIG BITE TO BIG AKK" and "Shut up and swallow you stupid midget!" (And the occasional "DIE!" "HAKK errg...")
10:00 AM. Mokuhba is violently shaking Yuugi because he has not woken up since the "Infamous Waffle Incident" as the intoxicated Malik calls it. Joey is being beat up by Tristen (for possibly killing Yuugi) and Mai for her own reasons...
10:09 AM. Yuugi coughs weakly and opens his eyes halfway. Kaiba (who has been into Malik's stash of sake and is now in his own words "tipsy as a polecat with a kureeboh") grabs Yuugi's hand and with big puppy eyes says "oh Yuugi-kun please don't die waaahhaaa!" Yuugi stares at him awhile before saying "guess what." Kaiba leans in close as if he were trying to hear someone's last words, squeezes Yuugi's hand "what" Yu-Gi belches before saying "I don' lige wabblef, uuhhgg (rubs stomach) any more..." Kaiba starts balling and turns to Joey (who is now near the point of death after such brutall beatings) "YOU FEIND! Yuv ruined his taste for scruummy waffle-BBLLAAGGHH! (The alchohall has finally got to Kaiba and he hurls)
11:30 AM. Joey has been forced to clean up Kaiba's mess, and the host of the show has announced that it is confession cam time.
12:00 Malik- I think when we vote some one off I'm gonna pick Seto because not only has drunk all of my sake but he has been using my eye liner to make it look like he is wearing a belt which in fact he is not! Also Yuugi I just don't think it's safe for the guy here y'know he got stuck in the fridge today and Devlin would have cooked him if Pegasus hadn't heard the screaming... (Note Malik is well aware that sake and other forms of alcohol is not allowed and he will receive a budget cut of $3.99 for bringing banned items into the house)
Bakura- I hate Tea! She has been acting so goody goody. When really she has stolen something from all of us and has some strange attraction to my socks and I am missing the left one from all of my pairs now and she has also been using Seto's tooth brush and I find this unexcitable!
Seto- I'm going to sue! It was not in my contract to have a midget try to kill me off the show!-**SNAP!** ohh my back...
Tristen- I want Devlin out, he just looks and acts too much like Koga... and also Pegasus, I just don't like him...
Devlin- THOSE IDIOTS! They ate an entire 9-year supply of my cooking syrup and they still complained about not having enough! Oh dear it's lunchtime already! (Runs off to make lunch)
Pegasus- (Pegasus is crying and says through tears) Nobody likes me! Even Yu-Gi, they all say I'm old or mean. I swear that I heard Serenity call me blindie. I just want a friend... preferably someone who has a Yami, but I'll take anyone! INCLUDING SETO! Tae- due to lack of good translators we could not understand her but it sounded kind of like duhblehalf adoggie duhduh duhduhduh duh duhduh duhduh duh! She will receive a budget cut of $8.95 + tax...
Yu-Gi- I'd like to know what makes you think you can torture us like this!?! What in the name of rah did we do to you! Several of us have almost died! Oh and also I'm out of gel get more...now...
Mokuhba- I want Seto out. (Shocked gasps from out side of confession cam room "But brother why!?!") **Mokuhba glares at door** I also think you should get soundproof walls for the confession cam room!
Joey- I come from planet blue cheese ball, I'm here to judge you all... (NOTE: Joey was bored so he lied, pay no attention to him...")
Mai- I need cosmetics. (Closes eyes, crosses arms and nods head.)
1:30 PM. The cast seems pleased with Devlin's hamburgers. "WOW! What's your secret Dev!" says Yami Bakura as he stuffs five of them into his/Ryou's pockets. "I mean usually I go for the raw stuff... but these are awesome!" "Well..." says Devlin cheerily "They're all natural hamster meat..." Seto, Pegasus, and Malik faint. "Yami Bakura shrugs and takes the rest of the 'ham'burgers. While Yu-Gi begins to cry "oh no! Don't tell me that's where Mr. Fluffles went..." 3:00 PM. Yu-Gi has some how managed to pry Malik's rod from him and is now trying to stab Devlin with the pointy knife like end. Much to Yami Bakura's protest. "Don't kill my gumdrop waffle!" "HE ATE MY HAMSTER" Devlin looks up thoughtfully "well technically you did..." Yu-Gi looks furious and runs at Devlin with the rod "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" "STOP!" screeches Malik and snatches the rod from Yu-Gi "you idiot! Use the axe end it's much easier! Trust me I know..." hands it back to Yu-Gi and coolly turns to walk off but stops immediately after turning and whirls back around. "On second thought... GIVE ME THAT!" grabs rod and storms off in a huff.
5:00 PM. Yami Bakura has become ill from eating too many 'ham'burgers and is now very annoyed with everyone that he can see...
5:17 PM. "SHUT UP BAKURA!" Ryou shouts anoyedly to his yami. "All you've done all night is whine at me! Ryou get me some meat, Ryou shut up and get me a heat pad, Ryou make me some Egyptian cocoa... I mean by rah you're the one who ate
Yuugi's entire hamster farm!" Yu-Gi starts crying his eyes out "P-poor MR. Fluffles! Wwwaaahhaaa!" runs off. "And what about you Ryou! You're always ruining my plans! Bakura give Pegasus his eye back! Bakura bring him back from the shadow realm right now, Bakura stop banging your head on the wall, it hurts me! Or have you forgot we're the same person! Bakura stop killing that guy! Bakura stop chugging my blood and give it back to me! Bakura give that nice old lady her wheelchair back! Bakura stop stabbing poor Seto with the sharp ends of your ring! Bakura put that firearm down...! I'm sick of you messing up my plans!" "Well... he seems to feel a little better..." says Yami. "W-wait! I-I'm s-still sick see **pokes himself in the stomach** "...oww..." "...I hate you Bakura...lazy bum..."
9:00 PM. Bakura isn't every body's favorite person as they can't kick him out of the room for being homicidal...again... because they would be kicking Ryou out for nothing and at the moment he is telling funny stories and keeping Yu-Gi from crying about his hamsters. But Ryou decides he should leave because Bakura has decided that Joey is evil and should be destroyed... "You stupid dog! I just know that you're evil because really what kind of Japanese guy has a New York accent! EVIL GRRRRROWWWWLLLEEERRR-unf!?" Ryou has knocked himself out, which also knocks Bakura out... The cast decides this is a good thing and locks Bakura/Ryou in a closet and go to bed.
Itachi: Well it sucked but I had fun hope you all did too Seto: Define all... Yuugi: Yeah cause if you mean us then I can tell you we aren't having fun! Itachi: not you! My precious readers! Seto: ReaderS Itachi: YOU'RE SOOO MEEEAAANNN!!!! WAHHHHHHH (cries) Seto: umm... what're you doing... don't cry! PLEASE STOP!!!? Itachi: **in mind** HAAHAAHAA! Now that he's close!** (hugs him) k... I'll stop crying Seto: CRAP! ...Oh well... (Hugs) Yuugi: **sigh** Please R & R! ... Seto You're being filmed...Seto?
