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Abby boarded the plane and took her seat. She couldn't wait to get to New York City. She was going to go clubbing with friends and wanted to pull off the biggest joke in the universe. The worse part was that Gibbs was going to catch hell for it; not that he was going to worry about it. Down below was a cage with Phineas Bogg Gibbs, the cat that Gibbs' second ex- wife owned. The darn witch loved to dump the cat on Gibbs without notice so she could go out of town.
Abby always got the cat when it was dumped on Gibbs. So, Abby got the idea that since she was going on vacation, she could come up with something to get Gibbs' ex-wife back for being so mean to the man and cat. She brought the cat with her to NYC! ~~ Gibbs sat at his desk looking at some pictures of a case they were working on. There was something about the pictures that was bugging the him, but he still didn't know what it was.
Gibbs had sent Tony down to Abby's lab to get some items he needed.
Kate had gone to the lunchroom to get food for everyone. "Hey boss," said Tony. "Boy it is so strange being in Abby's lab when she isn't there."
"What do you mean Abby's not there?" said Gibbs without looking up from the pictures.
"Abby went on vacation two days ago, Boss," said DiNozzo.
Gibbs head snapped up. "She still has Phineas and the witch will be back into town in two more days."
Tony started to laugh.
Gibbs gave the younger man a dirty look. "What do you mean Abby went on vacation two days ago?"
"Abby had been talking about going to NYC for the last week," said Kate as she put down the food. Kate handed the healthy sandwich to Tony. Moving over to Gibbs, she gave him also a healthy sandwich. Gibbs just looked at the healthy thing and gave Kate a dirty look too.
"Where is she staying at?" asked Gibbs. He grabbed a pen to write down a number.
"She said she would be staying at a friend's apartment," said Kate.
"What friend?" Gibbs asked.
"No idea," said Kate. "Maybe she told Ducky."
"Great," said Gibbs. Picking up the phone, Gibbs called down to Ducky. "Hey, Ducky."
"Jethro," said the English man.
"I need to know if you know the name of the friend that Abby is staying with in New York?" asked Gibbs.
"No Jethro, she didn't tell me," said Ducky. "Though I know someone is going in and feeding the cats and cleaning out the litter boxes everyday."
"Well I guess I could hang around over there and wait until that person shows up and take Phineas," said Gibbs.
"You don't have to do that, Jethro," said Ducky. "I have a key to her place."
"Great then we can go over there tonight and I will get Phineas and bring him home with me," said Gibbs.
"Alright Jethro," said Ducky. The two men hung up. ~~ Abby put down her suitcase in front of the door and knocked. After a minute, the door jerked open and there stood a very tall woman.
"Ricky," said Abby.
"Abby," said Ricky. "You made it. Well get in here and give me some sugar!"
Laughing, Abby came in as Ricky grabbed the suitcase.
"I am in the need to play a joke while here," said Abby as she sat down at the kitchen table.
"What are you up to?" asked Ricky.
Abby put the cat carrier down on the table and opened it up. Phineas climbed out. "This cat belongs to a friend's ex-wife," said Abby. She loves to dump the cat on the friend whenever she leaves town. I want us to give the cat to some people who are traveling around the country. Do you think we can get people to take pictures of the cat at things that people will know or send post cards and sign the cats name on them?"
"Abigail, you are a true wicked being," said Ricky. "Thank you," said Abby. "Don't call me Abigail and you know that."
"So where shall we take the little darling?" asked Ricky.
"I was thinking that a post card from Empire state would be fun and maybe a actually picture of him on the Staten Island ferry would be nice," said Abby.
"Hey you want to take him down to Stonewall just for the shock value?" asked Ricky.
"Now that would freak the ex-wife if she knows what it is," said Abby. "Well whatever anyone does, they will have to do it twice. I think my friend Gibbs should get a picture or the card too. So he isn't caught off guard by the witch calling him and chewing his butt out."
"No one else will be here until tomorrow," said Ricky. "So we can go get the post cards and think of more places to go to."
"I brought gloves so no one can pick up our prints," said Abby.
"Abbster, you are a fricken genius!" said Ricky.
Abby started to laugh and the two left the apartment.
~~ Ducky let Gibbs into Abby's house. They found the three cats' that belong at the house, but not Phineas.
Ducky walked around the house when he sees a note on the dinning room table. "Jethro," called Ducky.
"You find him, Ducky," yelled Gibbs as he moved toward the man.
"No Jethro," said the doctor. "I did find Abby's list of things to take to New York. She took Phineas with her."
Gibbs took the note from Ducky. Now he was scared, his ex-wife would kill him over this. She wouldn't use the seven iron this time either. ~~ Gibbs had two cups of coffee this morning. He was going to need it when the ex called to let him know she was home. Picking up his mail, Gibbs started to go through it. There where three post cards in the pile. Looking at them, they were all from Phineas.
"Having a great time in the Big Apple, Dad. So glad you let me make the trip. Tell Mom, not to worry I will be back very soon, or not. Phineas"
"The view from the Empire State Building was breath taking Dad. I wish you could have been here with me. You know they don't like when little kids come up here alone. I didn't even spit over the edge. Phineas"
Gibbs started to laugh. Abby had such a wicked sense of humor.
"Oh just thought I would tell you Dad, that I am sending cards and pictures home to Mom. You'll be getting your own copies of the pictures, too. I have decided to see the country a bit. Don't know when I will be back. I have met a lot of nice people here in NYC, so going to see America. Phineas"
The ex-wife was going to blame Gibbs for this all the way around. This was Abby's way of giving Gibbs a heads up and that he could be ready when the witch came after him. 'Thanks Abby.' thought Gibbs.
Abby boarded the plane and took her seat. She couldn't wait to get to New York City. She was going to go clubbing with friends and wanted to pull off the biggest joke in the universe. The worse part was that Gibbs was going to catch hell for it; not that he was going to worry about it. Down below was a cage with Phineas Bogg Gibbs, the cat that Gibbs' second ex- wife owned. The darn witch loved to dump the cat on Gibbs without notice so she could go out of town.
Abby always got the cat when it was dumped on Gibbs. So, Abby got the idea that since she was going on vacation, she could come up with something to get Gibbs' ex-wife back for being so mean to the man and cat. She brought the cat with her to NYC! ~~ Gibbs sat at his desk looking at some pictures of a case they were working on. There was something about the pictures that was bugging the him, but he still didn't know what it was.
Gibbs had sent Tony down to Abby's lab to get some items he needed.
Kate had gone to the lunchroom to get food for everyone. "Hey boss," said Tony. "Boy it is so strange being in Abby's lab when she isn't there."
"What do you mean Abby's not there?" said Gibbs without looking up from the pictures.
"Abby went on vacation two days ago, Boss," said DiNozzo.
Gibbs head snapped up. "She still has Phineas and the witch will be back into town in two more days."
Tony started to laugh.
Gibbs gave the younger man a dirty look. "What do you mean Abby went on vacation two days ago?"
"Abby had been talking about going to NYC for the last week," said Kate as she put down the food. Kate handed the healthy sandwich to Tony. Moving over to Gibbs, she gave him also a healthy sandwich. Gibbs just looked at the healthy thing and gave Kate a dirty look too.
"Where is she staying at?" asked Gibbs. He grabbed a pen to write down a number.
"She said she would be staying at a friend's apartment," said Kate.
"What friend?" Gibbs asked.
"No idea," said Kate. "Maybe she told Ducky."
"Great," said Gibbs. Picking up the phone, Gibbs called down to Ducky. "Hey, Ducky."
"Jethro," said the English man.
"I need to know if you know the name of the friend that Abby is staying with in New York?" asked Gibbs.
"No Jethro, she didn't tell me," said Ducky. "Though I know someone is going in and feeding the cats and cleaning out the litter boxes everyday."
"Well I guess I could hang around over there and wait until that person shows up and take Phineas," said Gibbs.
"You don't have to do that, Jethro," said Ducky. "I have a key to her place."
"Great then we can go over there tonight and I will get Phineas and bring him home with me," said Gibbs.
"Alright Jethro," said Ducky. The two men hung up. ~~ Abby put down her suitcase in front of the door and knocked. After a minute, the door jerked open and there stood a very tall woman.
"Ricky," said Abby.
"Abby," said Ricky. "You made it. Well get in here and give me some sugar!"
Laughing, Abby came in as Ricky grabbed the suitcase.
"I am in the need to play a joke while here," said Abby as she sat down at the kitchen table.
"What are you up to?" asked Ricky.
Abby put the cat carrier down on the table and opened it up. Phineas climbed out. "This cat belongs to a friend's ex-wife," said Abby. She loves to dump the cat on the friend whenever she leaves town. I want us to give the cat to some people who are traveling around the country. Do you think we can get people to take pictures of the cat at things that people will know or send post cards and sign the cats name on them?"
"Abigail, you are a true wicked being," said Ricky. "Thank you," said Abby. "Don't call me Abigail and you know that."
"So where shall we take the little darling?" asked Ricky.
"I was thinking that a post card from Empire state would be fun and maybe a actually picture of him on the Staten Island ferry would be nice," said Abby.
"Hey you want to take him down to Stonewall just for the shock value?" asked Ricky.
"Now that would freak the ex-wife if she knows what it is," said Abby. "Well whatever anyone does, they will have to do it twice. I think my friend Gibbs should get a picture or the card too. So he isn't caught off guard by the witch calling him and chewing his butt out."
"No one else will be here until tomorrow," said Ricky. "So we can go get the post cards and think of more places to go to."
"I brought gloves so no one can pick up our prints," said Abby.
"Abbster, you are a fricken genius!" said Ricky.
Abby started to laugh and the two left the apartment.
~~ Ducky let Gibbs into Abby's house. They found the three cats' that belong at the house, but not Phineas.
Ducky walked around the house when he sees a note on the dinning room table. "Jethro," called Ducky.
"You find him, Ducky," yelled Gibbs as he moved toward the man.
"No Jethro," said the doctor. "I did find Abby's list of things to take to New York. She took Phineas with her."
Gibbs took the note from Ducky. Now he was scared, his ex-wife would kill him over this. She wouldn't use the seven iron this time either. ~~ Gibbs had two cups of coffee this morning. He was going to need it when the ex called to let him know she was home. Picking up his mail, Gibbs started to go through it. There where three post cards in the pile. Looking at them, they were all from Phineas.
"Having a great time in the Big Apple, Dad. So glad you let me make the trip. Tell Mom, not to worry I will be back very soon, or not. Phineas"
"The view from the Empire State Building was breath taking Dad. I wish you could have been here with me. You know they don't like when little kids come up here alone. I didn't even spit over the edge. Phineas"
Gibbs started to laugh. Abby had such a wicked sense of humor.
"Oh just thought I would tell you Dad, that I am sending cards and pictures home to Mom. You'll be getting your own copies of the pictures, too. I have decided to see the country a bit. Don't know when I will be back. I have met a lot of nice people here in NYC, so going to see America. Phineas"
The ex-wife was going to blame Gibbs for this all the way around. This was Abby's way of giving Gibbs a heads up and that he could be ready when the witch came after him. 'Thanks Abby.' thought Gibbs.
