WE OWNES NOTHING AND NO ONES SO GO AHEAD AND SUE US!!! AH HAHAHAHA!

gollum, gollum

NO, THEY WON'T SUE US, OUR LAWYER'S MY FRIEND

YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS!

IM NOT LISTENING!!!!!

Anyways,

flames will be used to set fire to Fangorn Forest (YAY)

Thanx muchos PerfectlyDemon!!

Stormygurlz- They will get drunk soon, don't worry. ;)

( ) Thoughts

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"Yes?"

"WHAT THE CRAP? Do you write Fan Fiction too?! Now I'm scared!"

"What's there to be afraid of? When I clicked on this pop up about Middle Earth after you got offline, it said 'type name of company here' and since I had been talking to you..."

"So now I'm here with you (Which I really don't mind ;-D) and in,....Rohan?! Why are we in Rohan? How did I change? Did you change me? Oh...I'm gunna murder you..."

"Please don't. Here I am known as Eomer. King of Rohan." This didn't surprise her, as she loved Eomer and thought he looked similar. "This is kinda freaky..."

"Yeah,....considering we have to go to..."

"Why? Oh Lord, what did you do?"

"I screwed up. I have to take the ring to Mordor."

"SAY WHAT!!!"

"Exactly. I screwed up the entire thing and now I have to fix it." He stormed out of the room.

"Why did he bring me here?"

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She dressed and went to the Hall where Jack, or know known as Eomer, sat on his throne. "My Lord, she bowed I will accompany you. But mustn't we go and meet the elves?" She then whispered in his ear let's keep it as real as we can, yes?

"Very well. Let's saddle up."

"Do what? I can't remember the last time I rode a horse."

"Get over it. Pick one, but the white one is mine." She walked out of the room, mocking him as she left. "Ok, which way is the stables?" She wondered around for a while and ran into a couple of things. "There it is! HA!"

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Once they were three hours away from Rohan, Steph fell of her horse. "MY FRECKING TOES!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

"Are you ok?"

"IF I BLOODY WAS DO YOU THNK I WOULD BE SCREAMING? OWE!" He started laughing at her. "WHAT"S SO FUNNY?"

"giggles Your toes are crooked!"

"AHHHH!!!" And she grabbed his leg and dragged him of the horse. "LET"S BREAK YOUR TOES AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT!! AHHHH!" She let out a strange battle cry and the two started wrestling. Even though Jack was the star quarter back slash wrestler she pinned him with ease. Then they heard a horn blow.

"Orcs."

"Good job Mr. Let's-point-out-the-obvious." He rolled his eyes and mounted the horse. "Get on the horse."

She mumbled and mounted the horse. "ONWARD!" and the horse sat down. "FINE! I"LL WALK!" she got off.

"Get back on there! They'll catch you!"

"So?"

"So yeah. come on!" She reluctantly got back on and they galloped away toward Mordor.

"I thought we were going to see the elves first?"

"Oh yeah."

And they changed direction towards Rivendell.