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Flames are for the captured Ent wives! Help rid middle earth of these foul scary tree-herders.

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"I don't want to go to Rivendell!" Jack cough Eomer whined like a five year old.

"I frankly my dear, I don't give a censored" She replied smartly.

After five minutes of careful thinking, she asked "If you're Eomer, than who am I?"

"What?"

"If you get to play Eomer, then who do I get to play? Can I be Arwen? O O O, can I be Lady Galadriel? Things that were, things that are, and some things that have not yet come to pass."

"Would you hush for a minute? The Orcs are going to hear you."

mumbles something about a female dog "Well then, lets hurry up so I can see sexy-uh, Legolas, Aragorn sigh and the hobbits.

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When they finally reach Rivendell,

"42 bottles of beer on the wall, 42 bottles of beer, take one down pass it ah-" And she suddenly found herself face to face with an elfish arrow pointing at her face. "ELLO!" And she heard Jack/Eomer yelp as he to was caught off guard. "BRING ME TO YOUR MASTER!!!!" She said in a star trek voice {I do not own that either...}

"Ignore her, she's a little, odd. I wish to speak at the meeting today."

"It's over. They're leaving right now." The elves said hotly.

"Say what? We missed it?"

"They just left for Mordor." The elves shuddered when the leader said that name and covered their faces.

"Ok. Well, we mean no harm, may we stay the night?"

"No." The leader elf said cruelly as they picked up their bows again.

"Why are they pointing at us again?" Stephanie said, suddenly in the conversation again.

"I don't think we're welcome here..."

"Good job Mr.-point-out-the-obvious! Lets go..." And they slowly started to back away while the elves approached.

"We mean no harm! Look, we're leaving!"

"I don't think so..." and the elves said something in elfish, meaning ready...

"Mordor!" Stephanie said and all the elves covered their eyes and shuddered, giveing the two of them time to run.

"Hurry!" Jack/Eomer said and they galloped away into the distant sunset, and Steph fell off her horse again.