Hey guys its me again! Thank you to those who reveiwed. Iluvdraco4eva thanks a lot 2!!! Someone reviewed and it was anonymous so thank you !!!!! I got a suggestion to use the first song. Ill try to use other suggestions! Um the lyrics are from memory so if they are wrong, im sorry!!!! Well on with the story! Oh wait,:groan from the author: I forgot to say that I don't own anyof Harry Potter. I don't own the songs either! So plz don't sue!

Chapter Two

Dumbledore: Next we have Severas Snape and Lucius Malfoy singing "We Will Rock You". They say this is dedicated to the Maradur Scum

They both come out wearing matching overalls. Lucius:Bloody you're a boy

Making big noise saying

In the street

Gonna be a big man some day

Snape: Got mud on your face

Big discrace

Kicking your can all over the place

Both:singing we will

We will rock you

We will we will rock you

Lucius: Bloody you're a young man

Hard man

Saying in the streets

Gonna take on the world some day

Snape:you got Blood on your face

Big Disgrace

Waving your banner all over the place

Both: singing we will

We will rock you

Sing it

We will we will

Rock you

Lucius: Bloody you're an old man

Poor man

Beating, with a rise gonna make you

Some peace some day

Snape: you got mud on your face

Big Disgrace

Somebody better put you back into your place

Both:We will we will

Rock you

We will we will

Rock you

Everybody

We will we will rock you

:they leap off the stage trying to get people to clap:

Remus: well that sucked

James: I know but it is our turn now

Sirius: lets kick some slytherin butt!!!

Dumbledore: next up we have Sirius Black, James Potter, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew singing Pimpjuice. They would like to dedicate this to Goldilocks and Snivilus, who have no Pimpjuice at all.

James is wearing baggy white pants with a green top and bandana( for Lily). Sirius is wearing the same, but it blue, Remus in red, and Peter in yellow

James:yall ready

Sirius, Remus, Peter: uh huh

All: come one, Pimpjuice

I think I need to let loose

Let her loose

She only want me for my pimp juice

Not my pimp juice

Talking her pimp juice

I think I need to cut loose

Sirius: Im in that seventy 4 coop divil

With the power seats

And leather wood on the wheel

One touch touch on the roof

Better leave it alone

You hardly see it, cant believe it

Going back on the song

Wwwwooo shit

All: that's how we do it baby

Every day like this

Pimping baby

James: I tell you v 65

Winter spring in the fall

In the summer we ride

You acting like you never seen it before

Like them wizard boys don't got no dough

Gurl please, get out

Don't you slam that door

Dust your shoes off

Before you touch the floor

All: you really wanna put your feet on my rug dontcha

You really wanna put your feet on my rug

Remus: you in a hurry

Slow down

I might let you touch it

Gurl you aint from russia

So why are you rushin

All: : come one, Pimpjuice

I think I need to let loose

Let her loose

She only want me for my pimp juice

Not my pimp juice

Talking her pimp juice

I think I need to cut loose

Sirius: You know im as clean as a whistle

Im as sharp as a razor

And anything with Slytherin

They must be gay.

Now listen all playa haters

They should be played

And all lovely ladys

Should all be laid :Earshattering applause from all the feamles: that's why I

I got my way

Everyone got braids

And now they switching to fades

So im swithcing to braids

James:just an example

People be jacking

If we were hoping

Id be hallering a hacker

I see you mama

Rocking dolcha gabbana

And gucchi and prada

Baby I gotta lotta

Remus:the luchina aint a problem for papa

If that's all you workn

Baby gurl imma holla

Cuz you wanna put your feet on my rug dontcha

You really wanna put your feet on my rug doncha

You in a hurry slow down

I don't like how you acting

Treat you like how you acting

You be like green bay

Youll be packing

All: : come one, Pimpjuice

I think I need to let loose

Let her loose

She only want me for my pimp juice

Not my pimp juice

Talking her pimp juice

I think I need to cut loose

Siruis;Pimpjuice is anything that

Attract the oppisite sex

It could be money

Fame

Or straight intelict

James:and gurls got pimpjuice to

Come to think about it remus,

They got more than we do

: More loud applause from the female population:

Remus:they got it in they toes

Got more juice in they walk

They got more juice in they brains

Peter:I tell you man

It's a crying shame

The way people use they juice

You heard me man

Sirius: you know juice is color blind

In fact it work on all colors, creeds

And kinds

James; Form ages fitty right down to nine

Maradurville

And I wont resign

Watch me reclin

Remus: you really wanna put your feet on my rug dotcha

You reaally wanna put your feet on my rug dontcha

You in a hurry

Slow down

We got all night

In fact gurl

Stand right there

You know you aint right

All: : come one, Pimpjuice

I think I need to let loose

Let her loose

She only want me for my pimp juice

Not my pimp juice

Talking her pimp juice

I think I need to cut loose

Sirius;my juice, my juice she want my juice

Remus:my juice my juice she want my juice

James:my juice my juice she want my juice

Peter: yeah she want my juice

:Ear shattering applause: Sirius: take that Slytherin scum!!!

Remus: Hey you guys, look who is next

James: OMG!!!!

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