By BluegalX
Ever since the Apocalypse saga had finished, Wanda had been acting differently. She wasn't as angry or spiteful anymore. One could say that she was becoming sociable, although that was still a stretch. Frankly, it freaked the rest of the Brotherhood out, and Pietro had this nagging feeling that all this was simply a cover-up for an evil plan of hers to hurt and/or kill him.
But on this particular morning, Wanda did something very strange. She graced down the stairs to the kitchen where everyone else was crowded.
"I'm leaving the Brotherhood" she announced. All heads immediately turned.
"And, where are you going?" Mystique asked.
"Don't worry, I'm not joining another team!" she reassured "I've been thinking about what I want to do with my life and I've decided!"
"Uh... okay." the shape-shifter said. There was an uncomfortable silence as they all stared at her.
"I can't be a super-villain, or a superhero, anymore!" she said, ignoring the weird looks she was getting "I'm going to be in showbiz!"
The name on everybody's lips Is gonna be: Wanda! The lady raking in the chips Is gonna be: Wanda
I'm gonna be a celebrity, That means Somebody everyone knows! They're gonna recognize my eyes, My hair my teeth my boobs my nose!
From just some dumb super-villain I'm gonna be: Wanda! Who says that mutation's not an art?
And who, in case a mob doesn't kill her, Can say she started out as a thriller Wanda Maximoff!
Boys...
Lance, Pietro, John, Todd & Fred: They're gonna wait outside in line
To get to see:
Wanda: Wanda!
Think of those autographs
I'll sign,
"Good luck to ya,"
Boys: Wanda!
Wanda: And I'll appear
In a lavaliere that goes
All the way down to my waist!
Boys: Here a ring
There a ring
Everywhere a-ring-a-ling
Wanda: But always in the best of taste!
Mmmm, I'm a star!
And the audience loves me!
And I love them,
And they love me for lovin' them
And I love them for lovin' me!
And we love each other!
And that's because none of us
Got enough love in our childhoods
And that's showbiz
Kid.
Boys: She's giving up her villainous life
Wanda: I'm gonna be, sing it!
Boys: Wanda!
She was evil for a start!
Wanda: And famous people will shit
I know!
To see their name's get billed below:
Wanda Maximoff!
Boys: Wanda
Wanda
Wanda
Wanda
Wan-da
Wanda...
"Good for you" Mystique said with a nervous smile "You go do that"
Ever since the Apocalypse saga had finished, Wanda had been acting differently. She wasn't as angry or spiteful anymore. One could say that she was becoming sociable, although that was still a stretch. Frankly, it freaked the rest of the Brotherhood out, and Pietro had this nagging feeling that all this was simply a cover-up for an evil plan of hers to hurt and/or kill him.
But on this particular morning, Wanda did something very strange. She graced down the stairs to the kitchen where everyone else was crowded.
"I'm leaving the Brotherhood" she announced. All heads immediately turned.
"And, where are you going?" Mystique asked.
"Don't worry, I'm not joining another team!" she reassured "I've been thinking about what I want to do with my life and I've decided!"
"Uh... okay." the shape-shifter said. There was an uncomfortable silence as they all stared at her.
"I can't be a super-villain, or a superhero, anymore!" she said, ignoring the weird looks she was getting "I'm going to be in showbiz!"
The name on everybody's lips Is gonna be: Wanda! The lady raking in the chips Is gonna be: Wanda
I'm gonna be a celebrity, That means Somebody everyone knows! They're gonna recognize my eyes, My hair my teeth my boobs my nose!
From just some dumb super-villain I'm gonna be: Wanda! Who says that mutation's not an art?
And who, in case a mob doesn't kill her, Can say she started out as a thriller Wanda Maximoff!
Boys...
Lance, Pietro, John, Todd & Fred: They're gonna wait outside in line
To get to see:
Wanda: Wanda!
Think of those autographs
I'll sign,
"Good luck to ya,"
Boys: Wanda!
Wanda: And I'll appear
In a lavaliere that goes
All the way down to my waist!
Boys: Here a ring
There a ring
Everywhere a-ring-a-ling
Wanda: But always in the best of taste!
Mmmm, I'm a star!
And the audience loves me!
And I love them,
And they love me for lovin' them
And I love them for lovin' me!
And we love each other!
And that's because none of us
Got enough love in our childhoods
And that's showbiz
Kid.
Boys: She's giving up her villainous life
Wanda: I'm gonna be, sing it!
Boys: Wanda!
She was evil for a start!
Wanda: And famous people will shit
I know!
To see their name's get billed below:
Wanda Maximoff!
Boys: Wanda
Wanda
Wanda
Wanda
Wan-da
Wanda...
"Good for you" Mystique said with a nervous smile "You go do that"
