Voldemort—Voldie's Back
Disclaimer: I am not J. K. Rowling, so I don't own any characters mentioned in this song. And if anyone accuses me of being a Backstreet Boy or a writer of one of their songs, I will probably lose my temper; therefore, I don't own "Backstreet's Back", either. Bottom line: nothing here is mine except the order in which I have put these words.
Everybody, I got my body,
Everybody, time to scream and fight—
Voldie's back, all right!
Voldemort is back again,
Back to flesh and blood and bone and skin,
Gonna bring the fear back, gonna kill and maim,
Then I'm gonna start all over again, yeah,
Am I original? (Yeah)
Am I the only one? (Thank God!)
Am I sexual? (Ew, yuck!)
You better fear my dark Death Eaters,
'Cause next time we'll come for YOU!
Chorus:
Everybody, (yeah) I got my body, (yeah)
Everybody, time to scream and fight,
Voldie's back, all right!
Now send Morsmordre into the air,
Blame it on that house elf over there,
Gonna cause a panic, gonna hear them yell,
Their world is going all to Hell!
Am I original? (yeah)
Am I the only one? (Thank God!)
Am I sexual? (Ew, yuck!)
You better fear my dark Death Eaters,
'Cause next time we'll come for YOU!
Chorus
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, Voldie's back!
So everybody everywhere,
Better be afraid, 'cause Voldie's here,
Gonna tell the world, make 'em understand
That thanks to Peter Pettigrew, I'm coming back again!
Chorus
