Hogwarts—There's A House Elf In The Shower
Disclaimer: I am not J. K. Rowling, and I certainly am not a member of Creedence Clearwater Revival. I don't own Hogwarts or anything in it, and I don't own "Bad Moon Rising", either.
A/N: A simple celebration of some of the stranger aspects of Hogwarts and its inhabitants.
I see a giant Whomping Willow,
I see ghosts floating everywhere.
I see a patched-up talking hat,
I see a lot of moving stairs.
Chorus:
I hope you like this school of ours;
It's getting stranger by the hour!
There's a house elf in the shower.
I hear the sound of running footsteps,
I see more evidence of Peeves,
I hear suits of armour singing carols,
And the Weasleys have more tricks up their sleeves!
Chorus
Hope you don't walk into the forest,
Hope you don't go swimming in the lake;
Looks like we're in for more adventures;
Here comes Hagrid with a cake!
Chorus X2
P.S.: Kicksomeass—Trust me, Snape's one of my favourite characters; if he weren't, I wouldn't have written him into the Lockhart one as I did. However, I simply couldn't resist the idea for the Snape one once I'd thought of it.
I'm glad you liked "Gilderoy", though. I'm particularly fond of that one. =)
