Ron Weasley—O, No, Ron
Disclaimer: I don't own Ron Weasley or anything connected with the Harry Potter series. I have no idea who wrote the English folk song "O, No John", but rest assured, I don't own that either.
A/N: The "normal-o" thing is a common convention in folk songs (for example, the Scottish folk song "Lass of Fyvie-O").
In yonder shed there sits a Ford Anglia;
What it does I do not know.
I'll go ask Dad if I can drive it;
He must answer yes or no.
"O, no, Ron, no, Ron, no, Ron, no!"
My sister's got a crush on Harry!
Since we rescued him a month ago,
I've been teasing that I'll tell him.
She has always told me, "NO!"
"O, no, Ron, no, Ron, no, Ron, no!"
Scabbers is a lazy fat rat,
A gift from Percy years ago;
Suddenly I hear he's Wormtail.
Can't my pet be normal-o?
"O, no, Ron, no, Ron, no, Ron, no!"
"Hermione, in your face is beauty;
On your lips red roses grow.
May I escort you to the Yule ball?
You must answer yes or no."
"O, no, Ron, no, Ron, no, Ron, no!"
"Hermione, since you are so cruel,
And that you do scorn me so,
If Krum is taking you to the Yule ball,
Granger, will you let me go?"
"O, no, Ron, no, Ron, no, Ron, no!"
You see, my life is full of denial;
Found this out a long time ago.
Will I ever get know relief,
Or will people always tell me "no"?
"O, no, Ron, no, Ron, no, Ron, no!"
