DISCLAIMER: Tolkien's! Not mine! Not mine!!!!

Me and my friend like to play this game. One of us writes one paragraph of a story, and then shows the other the very last sentence of the paragraph. Then the other one countinues form there, and shows the last sentence, and back and forth until the story is over! These are the short little tales we've gathered over the months.... I should mention, I'M usually the one who actually makes sense when I write... The weird stuff, it's mostly her's. ^_^

It was a very bad day. The sun was shining, and the birds were singing, but to Frodo, it was a bad day. First thing in the morning, Sam decided it was a good time to try The Gaffer's new food coloring on Bilbo's pancakes, and after it turned his face bright orange the old hobbit had been in depression all day. That had been a bad thing for Frodo,because it ment HE had to go and help the younger hobbit children with the swimming lessons Bilbo promised them.

Then as soon as he got to the children the balrog jumped out and devoured exactly 36 squirrels! Including Bilbo! Yes, sadly Bilbo was gone......Forever! Then, out of the flames a whip swatted out! Not from the balrog though... From Pippin! He ordered the balrog to eat the children and Frodo! Then right when he was about to Frodo jumped out. He ran for the bushes!

He blushed fiercly. The cold wind reminded him just how bare he was to the world. After running through the undergrowth for an hour he came upon a little cottage, where an old hobbit woman was tending to her laundry. "Please help me!" He cried from the bushes. She glanced up,and her eyes practically popped out of her head when she saw the naked hobbit. "RIHTA!!!! YOU WERE RIGHT! HE'S HOT IN THE BUFF!" She shreiked towards the cabin. Frodo looked towards the cabin, fear written in his heart. There, standing in the doorway, was the tallest human woman he had ever seen! Atleast seven feet tall she was, her enourmous curly black hair reaching for the sky. "COME TO ME, MY ANGEL!!!!" she screeched, stampeding towards him. A pair of large hands swooping down to him were all he remembered, before everything went dark.

But before the hands got to him, 3 large burgundy toes popped out of nowhere! They scratched Gandalf with all of their "toe strength"! Yup, everything in them! Pippin, snickered evily and gave out a shallow smile. Frodo cried out, "How could you have done this Pippin?!" Pippin replied, "Haha! I was only in it for the apples!" Frodo then said, "Huh.....?"

Rihta snickered, then tossed him a large cookie. "You heard me! Eat that cookie lad!" Frodo stared at her, his large blue eyes that didn't work practically the size of Brittany's butt. "I can't eat that thing!" he gasped. "WHY?" Rihta scowled. "To many calories!" Rihta rolled her eyes- then a stray arrow suddenly wizzed through the open window and buried itself in her heaart! She dropped dead. Frodo squealed and ran towards the door, only to have two arrows imbed themselves, one in each eye. Two figures stepped out of the trees. "Nice shooting Joy." "Good job Brittany."

THE END

(Oh, Tolkien, have mercy...)