It was Friday night and Frodo and Sam were out partying with all of their
buddies. They were quite aggrivated when they noticed Legolas gettin all
the girls.
"What's he got that I don't, Mr. Frodo?!" squealed Sam.
"Hmm...Not sure..." replied Frodo, "but this is torture!"
Next to him stood a rather tall uhh...plump young girl. she had dark skin
and wildly big black curly hair.
"Oh Mr. Frodo atleast you got a girl, but I--" Sam was rudely interupted by
Legolas bragging,
"Get them off me Sam! Get them of me!" All the girls (including Rosie) were
all over him! "Go on ladies! give old Sam a try!" said Legolas.....
"EWW!!! Eyeballs!" squealed one the girls. Sam, was now way ticked off and
threw a punch at Legolas!
Leggy immediately used his incredibly slick elf skill to kill off Sam! And
that was the end of Sam.
Hurray for Leggy! Rihta quickly clung back on to Frodo....
"Off me, sewer wrench!" He cried shoving her off him. "But Frodo!" Rihta cried, pouting like a frog. "I love you." He stared at her a moment, then fainted in shock. Suddenly Gandalf came through on his eagle. "Whoa boy!" He shouted, pulling the massive bird to a halt beside Rihta and the fainted ringbearer.
"What happened here?" Rihta shrugged. Gandalf stared at her a second."Know what?" he said, staring at her with a mischevious gleam in his eye. "What?' "You're hot!" 'Rihta gasped. "That is so wrong!" He nodded, moving closer to her, "You bet it is, rowr!"
"Oh Frodo! You swept me off my feet.... I... I...I love you!" Rihta confessed to Frodo. "Are you crazy woman! Gee wiz! Joy was right! You are a nut!" Frodo replied. Rihta was heart broken! She then tied herself to him and said, "Never let go Jack! I'll never let go!" then she released and watched him drift into the cold water... Wait......! When was he in the ocean?! Oh well, he squirmed for dear life but she just stood back and said "If I can't have you, nobody can!" Then Brittany practicing her bottle throwing skills threw a big one at the Rihta and Joy, using her strength within, jumped onto Rihta, wrapping her legs around her and squeezing like a snake. Suddenly, that sea creature thingy that looks like a mutated octupus grabbed Frodo and ate him while Joy thought, "Well, if he's gone might as well feed him more" and tossed Rihta into the sea..... The creature thing ate her of course where she lived happily ever after!
THE END
"Off me, sewer wrench!" He cried shoving her off him. "But Frodo!" Rihta cried, pouting like a frog. "I love you." He stared at her a moment, then fainted in shock. Suddenly Gandalf came through on his eagle. "Whoa boy!" He shouted, pulling the massive bird to a halt beside Rihta and the fainted ringbearer.
"What happened here?" Rihta shrugged. Gandalf stared at her a second."Know what?" he said, staring at her with a mischevious gleam in his eye. "What?' "You're hot!" 'Rihta gasped. "That is so wrong!" He nodded, moving closer to her, "You bet it is, rowr!"
"Oh Frodo! You swept me off my feet.... I... I...I love you!" Rihta confessed to Frodo. "Are you crazy woman! Gee wiz! Joy was right! You are a nut!" Frodo replied. Rihta was heart broken! She then tied herself to him and said, "Never let go Jack! I'll never let go!" then she released and watched him drift into the cold water... Wait......! When was he in the ocean?! Oh well, he squirmed for dear life but she just stood back and said "If I can't have you, nobody can!" Then Brittany practicing her bottle throwing skills threw a big one at the Rihta and Joy, using her strength within, jumped onto Rihta, wrapping her legs around her and squeezing like a snake. Suddenly, that sea creature thingy that looks like a mutated octupus grabbed Frodo and ate him while Joy thought, "Well, if he's gone might as well feed him more" and tossed Rihta into the sea..... The creature thing ate her of course where she lived happily ever after!
THE END
