If Merry was the Ring Bearer

Disclaimer: Don't own it! The characters I mean, or locations or anything but the idea.

If Merry was the ring bearer than we all should hope that he could get past farmer Maggots farm and get out of the Shire at that. If Merry was the Ring bearer and assuming he got out of the shire than Pippin would be his Sam and there would be no 'Mister Brandybuck' but there would be 'you're an idiot for doing this Merry'. If Merry was the Ring bearer a lot more men, elves and dwarves would have volunteered for the quest seeing that their lives were in the hands of an immature hobbit going on a 'road trip' with his good friend Pip. If merry was the ring bearer there would mostly likely be frozen fossils of nine (or more) people and a pony on the Caradhras because Merry couldn't make up his mind what to do. (Great idea Gandy let the idiot decide) Seeing that Merry only got as far as the Caradhras he was not a very good ring bearer because he didn't destroy the ring. Sorry middle- earth, game over.