Warning, this is one of the stranger ones, and I need to explain stuff now. One, Brittany is the name of my partner in crime, Joy is my name,and Rihta is code for someone we both know, and not really like... and in Brittany's case loath.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Once upon a time, Elijah got very mad at Brittany because she sprayed him and ruined his blue eyes. He was very mad, so he got his loyal fan girl Rihta to attack her. Now, Brittany was a mistress of all Orlando fans, be they man OR woman, and when Rihta came bearing a large rubberband gun, Brittany called on her ally, Joy of Scots, the world famous Billy fan girl, and there was much pain.

But Rihta was a huge big fat jealous jerk who loved pancakes and guys named Elijah Wood, swooped down on her little Elijah and tried to eat Brittany! Yes EAT the little dear! But before she could, joy cut off her enormous legs! Then she put Elijah on her knees and used him as instant legs! all you have to do is microwave him for 2 minutes! Then ugly horrifying Rihta visciously ripped out her claws and grabbed Joy by the neck. Then Elijah off her legs and ate her!

Joy held her hands in the air, "Stop stop! The above sentance is making NO sense! 'then elijah off her legs and ate her!' There's supposed to be a comma there! Not a period! I'm gonna call my lawyer!" everyone stared at the Scottish nut blankely. This wasn't SUPPOSED to make sense! Not to mention Brittany was never one for grammer rules. Elijah stared at Joy thoughtfully, then barfed Rihta back up, no damage done, except her hair had fallen out. Everyone stood around quietly for a second, then Brittany raised her hand, "Why don't we go out to eat?"

Mmmm.......Food.......Ya. Everyone was devastated about Elijah kickin' the bucket, but all Brittany wanted was her food! She had no money though, so everyone gave her money and she ate....and ate.....and ate! It was good to! Not that I would know! I'M NOT BRITTANY!!!! Then Chandler (brittany's "boyfriend") sprayed Rihta with cleaner stuff like the lady on that comercial with the HUGE gap in between her teeth, you know???? Then they left and Joy bought herself a pair of Iverson basketball shoes, and Brittany got T-mac's, and Elijah was raised from the dead and bought himself also a pair of Iverson's and became a pro basketball player!!!!

THE END

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Ewww, these get worse everytime.... Ok, Brittany's writting is usually filled with chaat room talk (ei: Wutz up!!!!!1!!!) and her grammer.... It's not the best, and I clean it up mightly, but in the stories i make refrences to that stuff. be not confused, loyal readers! Perhaps one day I'll publish these things just as they were written and you can be even more weirded out.