"I don't like fans very much," Merry Monagan muttered, pulling the shrieking girl off his head, and throwing her out the window. Legolas nodded from where he was lounging on the couch, wearing his favorite silk muumuu and eating swiss chocolates. "They DO get rather boorish don't they?" Suddenly Pippin and Frodo popped into the room, a fangirl on each leg. Pip scraped his off with a spatula from the little kitchenette and flushed her down the toilet. Frodo just hobbled to the window and threw the grusome girl the way of Merry's fan. Eomer followed them shortly, pouting because he had only been chased by six fans, unlike Legolas who could be expected to have atleast 30 by lunch time. The lads all sat on the couch to exchanmge evil fan stories, while waiting for Aragorn to show.

Then Pippin came out and started dancing to spanish music! Howling and shaking his booty (yummy...)! Aragorn walked in and started dancing with him! Then Karl dancing along with Merry, Frodo, Pippin, and Gandalf! all booty dancing to the song!

Thirty girls watching through the window (never mind that the boys were in the penthouse on the sixtieth floor...) stared to drool and swoon, falling off the high roof in the process. Bystanders on the street were subjected to a literal rain of terror, and the girls plummeted to the concrete, laughing like drunkards the whole way. Aragorn showed up aftre returning from photographing his son playing soccer with a great white shark. It didn't go well and the kingly one of the LotR group was doubled over with grief as he slouched his way into the apartment. "He'll never walk, man! He'll never walk!" He cried, hanging off of Merry's shirt. "It's alright Aragorn! He can walk fine!" Merry mumbled, shoving the distrought man off. Aragorn sniffed, "No he can't! THREE toes, count 'em THREE! That darn shark bit off THREE WHOLE TOES! My poor baby!" and he started to weep again. Merry rolled his eyes at the other cast members then gustured towards the window. They all silently nodded.... five hours later Aragorn came to senses, hanging off of the flag pole mounted out side the window...