chapter the twenty-second
Disclaimer: I do not own Dragonball Z or any other trademarked materials in this fanfiction.
I thank the kind reveiwer (you know who you are) who provided me with the ideas for this chapter, and the abscence of the 'boring fight'. To be honest, I hate writing fights. LOL! And I'm sure the public hates reading them, so I'm going to start putting less fights in dis Geeta story. =)
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Vegeta, Trunks and Android #18 all stared after Cell, who had flown off. "You could have stopped him, Father! Why didn't you?!" Trunks demanded. But Vegeta didn't answer. "Because I... I... Just shut up! Nothing bad happened so we're all cool!" He saw the android look at him; her hair all messed up and a tear rolling down her face. "You bastard." She said plainly. "You stinking-" Vegeta walked up and smacked her right in the face. "Shut up." He said. She kicked him in the balls as hard as she could. "You... I HATE YOU!! I KNEW WE SHOULDN'T HAVE MADE THAT DEAL! I KNEW YOU'D LET CELL ABSORB US!! NOW LOOK WHAT HAPPENED!"She shrieked. Vegeta snarled at her. He felt very guilty; that was for sure. Trunks was even looking at Vegeta with a look of hatred. "Well... one of the androids is gone. That's progress." Vegeta said. Then he flew off to go to the turtle house and maybe get to see Bulma there. Meanwhile, Trunks took Android #18 there too.
"AHHHH!! ANDROID!" Yamcha screamed. "KILL HER! KILL HER!" Vegeta rolled his eyes."Trunks brought her here because we have a deal! Her brother was absorbed, so she's the only one left." He said. He noticed Krillin was making moon eyes at her. "Wow... Hello, there." He said. He was sure that the android flashed him a secret smile as she walked outside to sit on the porch. She didn't feel comfortable around the Z warriors.
"Where's Bulma?" Vegeta asked. "I need to talk to her." Yamcha jutted a finger jealously towards the back room of Master Roshi's house. Everybody knew that Yamcha was very jealous of Vegeta because Vegeta had gotten to marry Bulma and get her pregnant. Yamcha had been left girlfriendless after Bulma dumped him. Vegeta swung open the door. "Honey, I'm home!" He joked. But he noticed Bulma didn't look very happy. Her head was in her hands and she was weeping. "Hey! Earth to my wife!" Vegeta said. Bulma looked up. "Hello, Punkin." She said. Vegeta smirked at her favorite nickname for him. When he sat down beside her she leaned into his shoulder to cry. "Oh Vegeta! I was so worried about you when you said you were teamed up with an android!" Vegeta patted her back. "Don't worry. I didn't let one suggestive thought hit her young, pretty mind. Everytime she asked me for sex I boldly turned it down." Bulma smiled and hugged him even harder. "That's why I love you so much." She said. Vegeta kissed the top of her head and snuggled his face into her hair.
"Did you finish the detonation device yet?" Vegeta asked. Bulma shook her head. "Nope. Still working on it." She said. Vegeta sighed and gave her a squeeze. "Bulma... promise you won't get mad, but... I let Cell absorb android #17, and now he's stronger!!" He shouted. "I didn't want to, but then I DID, and now I realize just how stupid I was, and-" He saw Bulma's wide eyes looking into his. She looked pale and frightened. "Vegeta... you didn't! Did you?" She asked. When Vegeta quickly gave a nod of his head, Bulma started sobbing again and started to beat Vegeta's chest with her tiny fists. "VEGETA, YOU IDIOT! YOU MORON! DO YOU REALIZE AT ALL WHAT YOU DID?! ARGH, I CAN'T BELEIVE YOU'D DO SUCH A THING!" Vegeta just watched her beat all over him. He finally got mad, snarled, and grabbed both of her fists in his own. Bulma looked into his eyes with a tear-streaked face. Her mascara ran down her face like muddy rivers. "Why did you do it, Vegeta? I know that somewhere in your mind you must have known that Cell would become stronger." Vegeta didn't answer her. Instead he pulled her by her fists to where her lips touched his, and then kissed her furiously. He let go of her fists and grabbed the back of her head as he macked her. Bulma pushed on his chest until her lips broke from his. "What are you doing?" She asked. "I don't want to kiss you right now! You just perhaps caused the end of the world here!" Vegeta frowned. "But I want to...mate. A little hello present." He said.
Bulma slapped Vegeta across his cheek. "How dare you... ask me for sex when you know that I'm angry with you." She said. Vegeta brought a hand up to his cheek and rubbed where she'd slapped him. "Why'd you hit me? I didn't do anything!" He exclaimed. Bulma got up and started to walk towards the door, but Vegeta grabbed her arm and jerked her backwards. "Ouch! My arm!" Bulma exclaimed. Vegeta pulled her back on the couch. "You're NOT going to just leave me here on the couch. You know that everybody makes mistakes every once in a while in their lifetime, Bulma. I'm not going to let you be angry with me. That's not going to happen."
Bulma stared at him with angry eyes. "You can be such a bastard sometimes." She said. "Maybe we should LET Cell absorb you too, Hm?" That was Vegeta's last straw. He balled a fist. "You will NOT talk to me that way, Bulma! You've never done it before and you're not going to start now." Bulma wasn't scared of him at all. "You're all TALK, Vegeta." She said. "Everytime you've ever threatened me it's been EMPTY!" Vegeta got even madder knowing that that was the truth. "Hey, now I-" Bulma stood up and glared at the extremley angry man who was sitting on the couch, his hand still cupped to the spot she'd slapped him at. His eyes were fixed in a handsome frown and his arms were crossed tightly across his chest.
"Veggie... I think maybe you'd better go out, Ok? I'll be in a better mood in about one hour." She said in a much nicer tone than she'd been using before. Vegeta scowled at her even harder. "I don't have to listen to you. I just come back from a dangerous mission, and this is all the thanks that I get? Good lord." He hugged himself with his strong arms in a cowardly little boy position. Bulma walked back over to the couch and wrapped her arm around him. "I'm sorry that I got so mad, Veggie." She said. She kissed the side of his face in a lovingly manner. Vegeta pulled away and walked out of the room, throwing the door back so hard that it threatened to break off of its hinges.
Vegeta ran outside, and threw himself in the shallow end of the water surrounding the Turtle house. He squeezed the sand in his fists. "Stupid woman! I made one lousy mistake, and she treats me like dirt for it! Why did I even marry that wench of a girl? WHY?" He screamed at himself. He was wallowing in his own self-pity when he heard the female android walk up beside him. "What's the matter with you?" She asked, nudging him with a foot. Vegeta whipped his head around and looked at her. "Go away, android." He said. "My wife is just causing me stress right now." He pulled himself out of the water and sat down on the porch. The android followed him over. "You know... even though you ARE about fifteen years older than me... you WOULD be a good lay." She said. "I just enjoy watching those beautiful muscles flex... especially your ass." Vegeta kicked sand on her. "If you want to have sex, go to Krillin. He likes you. Unlike me. I don't like anybody right now." He looked at the house in which contained his wife. "She's such a BITCH! I can't stand her nagging one second longer." He said.
The android acted as if she were thinking. "Then take a break from her." She said. "There's one girl RIGHT here that would love to-" Vegeta curled a fist. "One more word, and every tooth in your lovely little mouth will be on the ground." She cowered back and went around the house to probably bug someone else. Vegeta sighed. He wanted to be alone right now. What had he done, letting Cell absorb 17 like that? he had been on their side for the time, and... Vegeta had just let him get absorbed. This got him thinking about the other android. She was still in her teenage years, young and firm, while Bulma was in her thirties. And Bulma's sex COULD get a little bit boring... *What am I doing even thinking about this? I love Bulma!* He thought. And he did, with all his heart. But perhaps it was the mood he was in, or maybe it was that he was horny, or maybe he just lost his mind... but he went to #18.
Vegeta awoke about 1 hour later, still on the sands of the beach and with the android next to him. "Oh my god! I... I... cheated on Bulma! I'm a horrible man!" He said to himself. Vegeta grabbed his underwear and pulled them on as fast as he could. His whole abdomen ached- she must have been a demon in the sack! Vegeta was too scared and guilt-filled to think about it though. He pulled his clothes on and ran inside, then burst into the back room and grabbed Bulma. He hugged her as feircly as he could. "Vegeta... are you okay?" She asked. Vegeta snuggled his face into her bosom. "I feel HORRIBLE! I can't beleive that I did that!" He bawled. Bulma was utterly shocked. "What? What did you do that's so horrible?" She asked, petting his head as if he were a dog. Vegeta wasn't even about to tell Bulma, though. He was sure he'd have to say something to the android about it, too. Maybe it was best for Cell to absorb her now. *I hate that android with all my heart... why'd I go and screw her?* This thought made him hug Bulma even harder.
"I can't say what I did, Bulma, but... I'll never do it again! I promise!" He said. Bulma was clueless to what her husband was talking about. She was quite sure it was something bad, though. She wondered if Vegeta had killed someone, or vandalized something, or put Kakarott's water just out of his reach... "What did you do? Tell me right now, or I'll kick you in the balls!" Bulma ordered. She immedeantly felt guilty for shouting at the poor man. Meanwhile, Vegeta had no idea that Yamcha was listening to his sobs from outside the door and making fun of him.
"Veggie, are you saying you're sorry for being such a dick earlier?" She asked. "Because I forgive you for that. If every man didn't act like a dick once in a while... well, they wouldn't be men." Vegeta pulled his face out of Bulma's balloony chest. He wiped his tears with the back of a wrist. "Bulma... it's horrible." He said. "I don't even remember doing it, but I know I DID, because of that annoying ache--" Vegeta realized he'd said too much and closed his mouth. Bulma grabbed Vegeta's shoulders. "Tell me you didn't." She said. Vegeta's eyes grew wide.
"Didn't-Didn't-Didn't what?" He stammered. Bulma took in a deep breath. "Tell me you DIDN'T eat one of Chi-Chi's special pies? Everyone knows that they're not special! I ate one once and my stomach hurt for days! She's a horrible cook-" Vegeta stopped her in the middle of her sentence. "No. I didn't eat Chi-Chi's pies. I thought you knew I was smarter than that?" Bulma smiled at him. "Thank god."
"But... what I did do is even WORSE than that." He said. "But... I can't bring myself to tell you what it is that I did." He sighed, heaving his chest. Bulma pushed him on the bed. "Okay, Veggie. While you're trying to remember what it is you did... LET'S MATE!" She jumped on top of Vegeta and started to violently rip at his clothes. Vegeta remembered the ache in his abdomen from going so wild about an hour before. "No! NO! We can't!" He said, pushing her off. "Uh... I've... got a boner!"
Bulma's eyes grew wider. "Oh, well... That's good." She said. "It will make it much easier for me." When she jumped on top of him again, he wrenched his feet up and booted her off. "Um... Um... I... I got kicked in the nuts so we can't because it will hurt." He said. "And I'd like to avoid that at all costs." Bulma looked at him for a minute. Then her face grew casual. "Oh. All right then. I can just kiss your face off." Vegeta decided that he would accept that much.
He and Bulma were in the middle of the floor after one wild kissing session. He was NOT thinking about Cell at the moment as he should have been, but he was being careless like the others. Goku was better from his heart virus by now but was just resting. Vegeta was still on top of Bulma when he sensed Cell's ki. "Oh no!" He exclaimed. Bulma raised her head. "What's the matter?" She asked. Vegeta sprung up. "Cell's coming, and the android's outside! If he absorbs her... we're up shit creek without a paddle!Then I'll never be able to beat him!" He grabbed his warrior outfit and hit boots and gloves, and started to madly shove them on. It wasn't long until they heard an "EEEEEEKKKKK!!!" From outside, meaning that Cell had landed on the island. Hopefully the android hadn't screamed because Cell had his tail stuck in her.
Vegeta's prayers were answered, for the other Z warriors were outside to stop him from absorbing the other android and becoming stronger. Krillin, Yamcha, Tien,Trunks and Gohan were out surrounding Cell. Piccolo was off, as we mentioned earlier, searching for the androids, which he didn't know had already been found. Cell stared at the pitiful group, all of them discraces except Vegeta. "So... I was expecting Goku to come out. But I guess that Vegeta is enough." He said. Then he looked over at the android, which was cowering against the side of the house. "But, fortunately for you guys I didn't come for a fight. I came for her." He said, guestering towards #18 with a swing of his head. Then Krillin stepped in. "You will NOT absorb her. At least not as long as I'm alive!"
Cell stared at brave Krillin with humor in his eyes. "You dare to talk that way to me? Considering your ki is like the ki of a FLEA to me, I wouldn't do that if I were you." He said. When Cell took a step towards Android #18, Krillin jumped up and started to kick Cell in the head. But none of Krillin's kicks seemed to phase the ugly green monster. Before Krillin could expect anything he was thrown into the side of the brick house. Nobody dared move as Cell took another step towards #18. She didn't look as scared as she had been before; but she still looked scared. Cell made no bad moves towards her. Vegeta guessed he had decided to try and reason with her first.
"You know, the reason I absorbed your brother so quickly was because we didn't have a chance to lay about the conditions, about all the evil we could do if you were to let me absorb you." Cell lied. "Now, I know you'll try to run, so let's just think about this for a minute." She looked at his face, and then smiled. "Sure are an ugly thing, aren't you? Hard to believe that you ABSORBED MY BROTHER, the only thing I really cared about." Everybody glanced at Krillin to see the look of rejection on his face. Vegeta clenched his fists. "Get on with it, Freak of nature! I want a fight here, not a soap opera!!!" Cell glared daggers at Vegeta and he shut up.
"Ok, #18, think about this. I KNOW being absorbed will be just like diying, but... I could do much more evil than you and your brother ever could! It would be diying for the reason you live!" Cell explained. He saw the android look into his eyes as if she were thinking, but then her features crinkled and turned angry. "Eat mud, you mother FUCKER!" She grabbed a ball of dirt in her hand and threw it in his face, and then sprinted away from the wall in which he had her cornered. "Run, #18!" Krillin shouted. "RUN SOMEWHERE HE CAN'T FIND YOU!" With one sincere look at Krillin, the android blasted off into flight. Cell glanced up at her and growled.
"Yes. Now I can finally get the fight I've been wanting." Vegeta said. He was about to go SSJ when Cell flew off after the android. "What? No! Impossible!" He shouted. He was about to fly off after him but Trunks stopped him. "No, father. It's up to her now. We can't get killed fighting Cell just yet. We need to wait until Goku gets better." Vegeta growled and stomped a foot. "This is... DUMB!" Then, he stomped back into the Kame' house.
"What's the matter, Veggie?" Bulma asked Vegeta, as he threw himself on the little bed. Vegeta growled. "I... want... to go home." He said. "I just want to go home. I'm so tired of this, those other discraces for warriors... I just want to go home and forget about it, and let them all DIE!" Bulma pitied her hubby. She knew just how he felt in a situation like this. He was the only really smart warrior besides her future son, and you can guess where he got his brains from. It was just then that Bulma noticed he'd said the words, 'home.' Bulma shifted her eyes towards Vegeta, who was rolled over on his belly and was borrowing his face in the pillow. "Punkin, did you say you wanted to go home...?" She asked. Vegeta snapped his head up and looked at her. "Yes... so what?" He asked. He yawned really loud and plopped his face back down on the pillow.
"It was just that... I thought you left me? I thought Capsule Corporation wasn't your home anymore, hm?" She asked. Vegeta growled. "Grr... well I... I have no where else to go." He said. A smile spread over Bulma's face; then she ran over and huggled her hubby as hard as she could.
"YAYY! VEGETA'S COMING BACK HOME! YAY!"
Vegeta covered his ears against her screams. "Shut up, woman!" He shouted. Bulma snuggled her face into his cheek. "I'm so glad you decided to come home, Baby Trunks will be so happy to SEE you! I can't wait to see his reaction, I'll have to get a camera!" Vegeta rolled his eyes. "I'll have nothing to do with that baby, Bulma. I thought that you knew that." Bulma frowned. "Oh yes you will Vegeta, or you WON'T be coming back to Capsule Corp." Bulma then realized it sounded like she didn't love him anymore. "But I still love you." She quickly added. This made Vegeta eye her suspiciously. He pushed her off of him. "I've got to go and fight Cell no matter WHAT the others say. They're just stupid and want to risk their lives, however I'm smart and DON'T. They're just asking for that android to be absorbed."
When he got up Bulma stopped him from leaving. "They have a plan, Vegeta. Just wait until Goku wakes up from resting. Then you and the others and go and fight Cell with Goku; Cell won't stand a chance against a Super Saiyan Goku!!" Vegeta rolled his eyes and scoffed. "Leave me alone. I will not stand for their help. I can beat Cell on my own, woman, without Kakarott's help." He stormed out of the back room and left Bulma to continue work on the detonation device.
"It's all finished!" Bulma exclaimed, coming out of the back room with the detonation device. "I finally put the last peices into place. It's finished! Now we can go find #18 and blow her up before Cell can absorb her, and everything will be alright." She handed the device to Krillin. "But be careful with it, and don't push the button unless you are at least ten feet away from her or it won't work, and you can only push the button once. The detonator will blow up after the first button push." Krillin slowley nodded. "All right." He said. Vegeta noticed the sadness in Krillin's eyes. It was quite obvious that he didn't want to blow up android #18. *Stupid earthling.* He thought. He sat on the couch next to Bulma.
"Say... Is Kakarott up and at em yet?" Veggie asked. He really hoped that he wasn't; but it seemed fitting to ask. After all, he did want to find Cell and fight him. "No. Not yet. But we need to let him rest as long as possible if we want him to be healthy." Bulma said. This made Vegeta mad. He rose to his feet, with his hands posed on his hips in fists. "O.K, I should no longer have to wait because of your stupid biddings! I shall do what I want! I'm the Prince of all Saiyans, therefore I-"
"OH, SHUT UP YOU PALACE BRAT!" Yamcha all the sudden shouted. "You're used to having everything your way, well you've got another thing coming. You may not care about Goku but WE do, and we're waiting until he gets better. We frankly don't care if you die. We don't need you." It was then that Trunks remembered that Vegeta was stronger than Goku at the moment. "Actually, Yamcha, we need him more than we need Goku." He said. It made everybody shut up. Vegeta chuckled. "Guess I'm more valuble than you people treat me to be, huh?" He said. "I could beat Cell on my own, with nobody else's help." He watched everybody's angry reaction to his selfish words. "And, I can do it with my EYES CLOSED."
He strutted into the back room to go and take a little nap. Yamcha followed him, and placed a strong hand on his shoulder and squeezed so hard it was painful. "Hey, Man, I'm tired of the sh*tpoke attitude. You either shape up or stay away from everyone, INCLUDING Bulma. I don't want to see you treat her the way that you do." This made Vegeta very angry, because for one thing Yamcha didn't have the right to talk to him about Bulma. Yamcha wasn't even a part of her life anymore. "Who do you think you are? You have no business talking about Bulma and protecting her like she still loves you, because she DOESN'T! She married me, you fool, therefore you don't tell me how to treat her. You have no right." Vegeta socked Yamcha in the face and then continued his journey to the back room. But Yamcha wasn't through with him yet.
"Why don't you come back here and punch me again?" He asked. "I'm sure you'd regret it." Vegeta whirled around on one heel and smirked at his opponent; a useless human weakling who was ugly with no girlfriend. He walked up to Yamcha and punched him square in the mouth, so hard that three teeth went sailing out of the homely man's mouth. Vegeta smirked and chuckled at the gaping looks of the others. "What are you looking at?" He asked. He was just staring at the look on Bulma's face when he heard in a familiar voice, "VEGETA! There's no reason to be acting like this!'
Vegeta turned around at that voice. He recognized it to be the one and only KAKAROTT, the man he hated the most in the entire UNIVERSE. He scowled with all of the envy he could muster. "Kakarott..." He snarled, putting up a fist.
Goku stepped forward. "I'm not afraid of you Vegeta. I know you wouldn't hit me for fear of what the others would do to you if you did." He walked towards Trunks and gave him his regards, the teenager who had just saved his life from a narrow encounter. How could such a good heart have come out of such an awful man? It didn't seem possible to Goku. The homely man stared at Vegeta with hatred in his eyes. "How you're thinking is horrible and selfish Vegeta. Think about someone else for a change. Yamcha was right; you ARE a Palace Brat." Vegeta blew out air like a horse might do and then stomped into the back room, slamming the door. He wouldn't let Kakarott get away with this AT ALL.
Bulma walked in later and saw Vegeta laying on the bed a few hours later. "Punkin, what's the matter?" She asked. Vegeta frowned. "KAKAROTT is the matter. He thinks he can just push me all around, well.... GRR!" He growled. Bulma didn't feel pity on her husband at all. He deserved the way he was being treated. She saundered over and sat down on the bed beside him. "Maybe you should... go and try to find the android. Perhaps that would make everybody forget that they're mad at you." Vegeta sighed. "Oh, all right." He said. He flew off to find the android, even though he didn't want to because he'd have sex with her.
He found her hiding in a small cave very far away, cowering in a corner and drawing in the dirt with a stick. "Hey!" Vegeta said. #18's head shot up from what she was doing. "Oh, hello! It's Prince Cutie! You know. . . Your sex was excellent." Vegeta made a funny face. "I don't want to talk about that now. It was a horrible mistake. I just need to get you out of here and get you somewhere safer." The android stared at him funnily. "Really? Well, I hope Bulma finds out you cheated on her and gets mad. That IS her name, isn't it?" Vegeta nodded fastly. "Yes, but it's none of your business." He grabbed her dainty hand and yanked her up by it. "Come on; let's go."
At first the android was hesitant about going with the man who'd deceived her brother and was now trying to help her. "Say... why'd you become so nice all of the sudden?" She asked. Vegeta whipped his head around and stared at her. "NICE? I'm not being nice. I'm trying to hurry so I can get away from you." He grabbed her wrist and began to drag her along with him. She chatted his ear off, flirting with him as usual. "You are SOO cute! I wish you didn't have that woman so I could be your 5 cent whore." She teased. Vegeta was tired of hearing her stupid flirty and sexual remarks. "Grr... SHUDDAP!" He barked. "Don't talk to me like that anymore! I can't put up with this! I have a wife, and even if I don't love her I'm a faithful man. I only played with you that one time because I was depressed and horny. But I'm not right now. Now hurry before Cell finds us."
Vegeta was doing fine with the woman; until she reached out and pinched his tight ass. Vegeta froze in place, and then whirled around slowley. "What was that?" He asked. She smiled beautifully and innocently. "Nothing." She said. Vegeta felt like slapping her so hard that her face would bloom red. When he was about to turn around, she grabbed him desperatly and started to rip at his clothes. "Come on, Vegeta, let's have sex! You know you want to!" She squealed. Vegeta hollered and smacked her hands away from the buttons on his rugby. "No way!" He said. He stood back from her; too scared to have her near him and too scared to have her far away because she might run off. "Princey, this is why so many boring men like you aren't married. You just got lucky." She said. Vegeta just stared at her with a snide look on his face. "Come on." He said.
They came to a place on an island soon enough. "This looks safe." Vegeta said. He pushed her on her butt to the ground. "Have a nice time hiding here. Krillin will be back in about one hour to blow you up." When Vegeta spoke these lines, her squinty eyes widened about three times their normal size. "W-W-WHAT? Why would Krillin want to blow me up? He may be ugly, but hey, you said he'd be willing to have sex with me-"
"SHUT UP! THE REASON HE'S DOING IT IS BECAUSE BULMA'S MAKING HIM DO IT YOU DOLT!"
Vegeta thought he had shut her up once and for all, but she started in again. "And that Yamcha or whatever... I've never seen such an ass in my life! He must work out at Bali or something." Vegeta began to get very mad. His face turned red and steam poured out of his ears. He was so tired of people making him deal with things like this; so tired of them making him keep company with HER! He just wanted to snap her little neck! He took a step forward to furfill his thought when he remembered that Cell was wondering about and that he'd better leave.
"Okay android, it was nice knowing you, but I think I'd better leave. Have a nice time before you're either blown up or absorbed by Cell, because you're bound to die either way." The android's eyes got wider and wider. "You're just going to leave me here, and not care if Cell absorbs me? He'll destroy everthing! Wouldn't you care about that?" But the gleam in Vegeta's eyes showed that he didn't care one way or another what happened to her. He was a very selfish man. Just as he was walking away to fly off, he saw a big explosion off in the distance, followed by the ground shaking. He ran and dove into the cave to take cover, scared like a little boy. The android wasn't being much braver. "What is that, Vegeta!!" She screeched, grabbing the walls of the cave. Vegeta wasn't much more sure. "I don't know, you idiot! Why don't you go out there and see?"
#18 started to bawl. "I'm so scared! PLEASE go and see what that was! It could be Cell out looking for me!" She sobbed. Vegeta rolled his eyes. *Gosh... she acts just like Bulma used to.* He thought. He trapsed outside and looked up. Sure enough, there was Cell, shouting, "COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE!" Vegeta smirked. "Yes. It's Cell. Looking for YOU." He said. The android cowered in the corner of the cave. "You've got to stay here with me until he leaves so I won't get hurt, PLEASE!" She shouted. Vegeta only smiled at her and chuckled.
"In your dreams."
He turned around and started to walk out of the cave, leaving the android crying behind him. As soon as his feet hit the lush grass outside the cave, a huge blast sailed only a few yards away and hit the ground in front of him, shaking the ground so hard he went tumbling off his feet and landed on his ass. "Ouch!" He cried. He crawled desperatly back into the cave for shelter. "Okay android. It looks like I have no choice but to keep you company here for a while."
He saw the mocking smile on the android's face and knew this would be a problem.
"WHERE'S VEGGIE!? HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN BACK BY NOW!" Bulma was screaming into Goku's face. "HE SHOULD HAVE COME BACK AND CONFIRMED... WAAAHHHH!" She started to cry, fearing for the worst. She KNEW that Vegeta had the hots for that android, so maybe... what if... they were having some R rated fun? She beat Goku on the chest. "Go and find Vegeta, and drag him away from that hussy! I don't want him near her any longer... OH, I just know she's flirting with him right now!" Goku obediantly focused on Vegeta's ki and started to fly towards him.
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Didja like this chapter? I didn't put the battle with Cell in here because I didn't want to write anymore fights! Next chapter, Vegeta and Bulma get into some heated trouble when Bulma finds out that Vegeta screwed android #18! And how else will the hussy android flirt with Vegeta? Will she get him to surrender to her desires? Find out in the next chapter!
Disclaimer: I do not own Dragonball Z or any other trademarked materials in this fanfiction.
I thank the kind reveiwer (you know who you are) who provided me with the ideas for this chapter, and the abscence of the 'boring fight'. To be honest, I hate writing fights. LOL! And I'm sure the public hates reading them, so I'm going to start putting less fights in dis Geeta story. =)
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Vegeta, Trunks and Android #18 all stared after Cell, who had flown off. "You could have stopped him, Father! Why didn't you?!" Trunks demanded. But Vegeta didn't answer. "Because I... I... Just shut up! Nothing bad happened so we're all cool!" He saw the android look at him; her hair all messed up and a tear rolling down her face. "You bastard." She said plainly. "You stinking-" Vegeta walked up and smacked her right in the face. "Shut up." He said. She kicked him in the balls as hard as she could. "You... I HATE YOU!! I KNEW WE SHOULDN'T HAVE MADE THAT DEAL! I KNEW YOU'D LET CELL ABSORB US!! NOW LOOK WHAT HAPPENED!"She shrieked. Vegeta snarled at her. He felt very guilty; that was for sure. Trunks was even looking at Vegeta with a look of hatred. "Well... one of the androids is gone. That's progress." Vegeta said. Then he flew off to go to the turtle house and maybe get to see Bulma there. Meanwhile, Trunks took Android #18 there too.
"AHHHH!! ANDROID!" Yamcha screamed. "KILL HER! KILL HER!" Vegeta rolled his eyes."Trunks brought her here because we have a deal! Her brother was absorbed, so she's the only one left." He said. He noticed Krillin was making moon eyes at her. "Wow... Hello, there." He said. He was sure that the android flashed him a secret smile as she walked outside to sit on the porch. She didn't feel comfortable around the Z warriors.
"Where's Bulma?" Vegeta asked. "I need to talk to her." Yamcha jutted a finger jealously towards the back room of Master Roshi's house. Everybody knew that Yamcha was very jealous of Vegeta because Vegeta had gotten to marry Bulma and get her pregnant. Yamcha had been left girlfriendless after Bulma dumped him. Vegeta swung open the door. "Honey, I'm home!" He joked. But he noticed Bulma didn't look very happy. Her head was in her hands and she was weeping. "Hey! Earth to my wife!" Vegeta said. Bulma looked up. "Hello, Punkin." She said. Vegeta smirked at her favorite nickname for him. When he sat down beside her she leaned into his shoulder to cry. "Oh Vegeta! I was so worried about you when you said you were teamed up with an android!" Vegeta patted her back. "Don't worry. I didn't let one suggestive thought hit her young, pretty mind. Everytime she asked me for sex I boldly turned it down." Bulma smiled and hugged him even harder. "That's why I love you so much." She said. Vegeta kissed the top of her head and snuggled his face into her hair.
"Did you finish the detonation device yet?" Vegeta asked. Bulma shook her head. "Nope. Still working on it." She said. Vegeta sighed and gave her a squeeze. "Bulma... promise you won't get mad, but... I let Cell absorb android #17, and now he's stronger!!" He shouted. "I didn't want to, but then I DID, and now I realize just how stupid I was, and-" He saw Bulma's wide eyes looking into his. She looked pale and frightened. "Vegeta... you didn't! Did you?" She asked. When Vegeta quickly gave a nod of his head, Bulma started sobbing again and started to beat Vegeta's chest with her tiny fists. "VEGETA, YOU IDIOT! YOU MORON! DO YOU REALIZE AT ALL WHAT YOU DID?! ARGH, I CAN'T BELEIVE YOU'D DO SUCH A THING!" Vegeta just watched her beat all over him. He finally got mad, snarled, and grabbed both of her fists in his own. Bulma looked into his eyes with a tear-streaked face. Her mascara ran down her face like muddy rivers. "Why did you do it, Vegeta? I know that somewhere in your mind you must have known that Cell would become stronger." Vegeta didn't answer her. Instead he pulled her by her fists to where her lips touched his, and then kissed her furiously. He let go of her fists and grabbed the back of her head as he macked her. Bulma pushed on his chest until her lips broke from his. "What are you doing?" She asked. "I don't want to kiss you right now! You just perhaps caused the end of the world here!" Vegeta frowned. "But I want to...mate. A little hello present." He said.
Bulma slapped Vegeta across his cheek. "How dare you... ask me for sex when you know that I'm angry with you." She said. Vegeta brought a hand up to his cheek and rubbed where she'd slapped him. "Why'd you hit me? I didn't do anything!" He exclaimed. Bulma got up and started to walk towards the door, but Vegeta grabbed her arm and jerked her backwards. "Ouch! My arm!" Bulma exclaimed. Vegeta pulled her back on the couch. "You're NOT going to just leave me here on the couch. You know that everybody makes mistakes every once in a while in their lifetime, Bulma. I'm not going to let you be angry with me. That's not going to happen."
Bulma stared at him with angry eyes. "You can be such a bastard sometimes." She said. "Maybe we should LET Cell absorb you too, Hm?" That was Vegeta's last straw. He balled a fist. "You will NOT talk to me that way, Bulma! You've never done it before and you're not going to start now." Bulma wasn't scared of him at all. "You're all TALK, Vegeta." She said. "Everytime you've ever threatened me it's been EMPTY!" Vegeta got even madder knowing that that was the truth. "Hey, now I-" Bulma stood up and glared at the extremley angry man who was sitting on the couch, his hand still cupped to the spot she'd slapped him at. His eyes were fixed in a handsome frown and his arms were crossed tightly across his chest.
"Veggie... I think maybe you'd better go out, Ok? I'll be in a better mood in about one hour." She said in a much nicer tone than she'd been using before. Vegeta scowled at her even harder. "I don't have to listen to you. I just come back from a dangerous mission, and this is all the thanks that I get? Good lord." He hugged himself with his strong arms in a cowardly little boy position. Bulma walked back over to the couch and wrapped her arm around him. "I'm sorry that I got so mad, Veggie." She said. She kissed the side of his face in a lovingly manner. Vegeta pulled away and walked out of the room, throwing the door back so hard that it threatened to break off of its hinges.
Vegeta ran outside, and threw himself in the shallow end of the water surrounding the Turtle house. He squeezed the sand in his fists. "Stupid woman! I made one lousy mistake, and she treats me like dirt for it! Why did I even marry that wench of a girl? WHY?" He screamed at himself. He was wallowing in his own self-pity when he heard the female android walk up beside him. "What's the matter with you?" She asked, nudging him with a foot. Vegeta whipped his head around and looked at her. "Go away, android." He said. "My wife is just causing me stress right now." He pulled himself out of the water and sat down on the porch. The android followed him over. "You know... even though you ARE about fifteen years older than me... you WOULD be a good lay." She said. "I just enjoy watching those beautiful muscles flex... especially your ass." Vegeta kicked sand on her. "If you want to have sex, go to Krillin. He likes you. Unlike me. I don't like anybody right now." He looked at the house in which contained his wife. "She's such a BITCH! I can't stand her nagging one second longer." He said.
The android acted as if she were thinking. "Then take a break from her." She said. "There's one girl RIGHT here that would love to-" Vegeta curled a fist. "One more word, and every tooth in your lovely little mouth will be on the ground." She cowered back and went around the house to probably bug someone else. Vegeta sighed. He wanted to be alone right now. What had he done, letting Cell absorb 17 like that? he had been on their side for the time, and... Vegeta had just let him get absorbed. This got him thinking about the other android. She was still in her teenage years, young and firm, while Bulma was in her thirties. And Bulma's sex COULD get a little bit boring... *What am I doing even thinking about this? I love Bulma!* He thought. And he did, with all his heart. But perhaps it was the mood he was in, or maybe it was that he was horny, or maybe he just lost his mind... but he went to #18.
Vegeta awoke about 1 hour later, still on the sands of the beach and with the android next to him. "Oh my god! I... I... cheated on Bulma! I'm a horrible man!" He said to himself. Vegeta grabbed his underwear and pulled them on as fast as he could. His whole abdomen ached- she must have been a demon in the sack! Vegeta was too scared and guilt-filled to think about it though. He pulled his clothes on and ran inside, then burst into the back room and grabbed Bulma. He hugged her as feircly as he could. "Vegeta... are you okay?" She asked. Vegeta snuggled his face into her bosom. "I feel HORRIBLE! I can't beleive that I did that!" He bawled. Bulma was utterly shocked. "What? What did you do that's so horrible?" She asked, petting his head as if he were a dog. Vegeta wasn't even about to tell Bulma, though. He was sure he'd have to say something to the android about it, too. Maybe it was best for Cell to absorb her now. *I hate that android with all my heart... why'd I go and screw her?* This thought made him hug Bulma even harder.
"I can't say what I did, Bulma, but... I'll never do it again! I promise!" He said. Bulma was clueless to what her husband was talking about. She was quite sure it was something bad, though. She wondered if Vegeta had killed someone, or vandalized something, or put Kakarott's water just out of his reach... "What did you do? Tell me right now, or I'll kick you in the balls!" Bulma ordered. She immedeantly felt guilty for shouting at the poor man. Meanwhile, Vegeta had no idea that Yamcha was listening to his sobs from outside the door and making fun of him.
"Veggie, are you saying you're sorry for being such a dick earlier?" She asked. "Because I forgive you for that. If every man didn't act like a dick once in a while... well, they wouldn't be men." Vegeta pulled his face out of Bulma's balloony chest. He wiped his tears with the back of a wrist. "Bulma... it's horrible." He said. "I don't even remember doing it, but I know I DID, because of that annoying ache--" Vegeta realized he'd said too much and closed his mouth. Bulma grabbed Vegeta's shoulders. "Tell me you didn't." She said. Vegeta's eyes grew wide.
"Didn't-Didn't-Didn't what?" He stammered. Bulma took in a deep breath. "Tell me you DIDN'T eat one of Chi-Chi's special pies? Everyone knows that they're not special! I ate one once and my stomach hurt for days! She's a horrible cook-" Vegeta stopped her in the middle of her sentence. "No. I didn't eat Chi-Chi's pies. I thought you knew I was smarter than that?" Bulma smiled at him. "Thank god."
"But... what I did do is even WORSE than that." He said. "But... I can't bring myself to tell you what it is that I did." He sighed, heaving his chest. Bulma pushed him on the bed. "Okay, Veggie. While you're trying to remember what it is you did... LET'S MATE!" She jumped on top of Vegeta and started to violently rip at his clothes. Vegeta remembered the ache in his abdomen from going so wild about an hour before. "No! NO! We can't!" He said, pushing her off. "Uh... I've... got a boner!"
Bulma's eyes grew wider. "Oh, well... That's good." She said. "It will make it much easier for me." When she jumped on top of him again, he wrenched his feet up and booted her off. "Um... Um... I... I got kicked in the nuts so we can't because it will hurt." He said. "And I'd like to avoid that at all costs." Bulma looked at him for a minute. Then her face grew casual. "Oh. All right then. I can just kiss your face off." Vegeta decided that he would accept that much.
He and Bulma were in the middle of the floor after one wild kissing session. He was NOT thinking about Cell at the moment as he should have been, but he was being careless like the others. Goku was better from his heart virus by now but was just resting. Vegeta was still on top of Bulma when he sensed Cell's ki. "Oh no!" He exclaimed. Bulma raised her head. "What's the matter?" She asked. Vegeta sprung up. "Cell's coming, and the android's outside! If he absorbs her... we're up shit creek without a paddle!Then I'll never be able to beat him!" He grabbed his warrior outfit and hit boots and gloves, and started to madly shove them on. It wasn't long until they heard an "EEEEEEKKKKK!!!" From outside, meaning that Cell had landed on the island. Hopefully the android hadn't screamed because Cell had his tail stuck in her.
Vegeta's prayers were answered, for the other Z warriors were outside to stop him from absorbing the other android and becoming stronger. Krillin, Yamcha, Tien,Trunks and Gohan were out surrounding Cell. Piccolo was off, as we mentioned earlier, searching for the androids, which he didn't know had already been found. Cell stared at the pitiful group, all of them discraces except Vegeta. "So... I was expecting Goku to come out. But I guess that Vegeta is enough." He said. Then he looked over at the android, which was cowering against the side of the house. "But, fortunately for you guys I didn't come for a fight. I came for her." He said, guestering towards #18 with a swing of his head. Then Krillin stepped in. "You will NOT absorb her. At least not as long as I'm alive!"
Cell stared at brave Krillin with humor in his eyes. "You dare to talk that way to me? Considering your ki is like the ki of a FLEA to me, I wouldn't do that if I were you." He said. When Cell took a step towards Android #18, Krillin jumped up and started to kick Cell in the head. But none of Krillin's kicks seemed to phase the ugly green monster. Before Krillin could expect anything he was thrown into the side of the brick house. Nobody dared move as Cell took another step towards #18. She didn't look as scared as she had been before; but she still looked scared. Cell made no bad moves towards her. Vegeta guessed he had decided to try and reason with her first.
"You know, the reason I absorbed your brother so quickly was because we didn't have a chance to lay about the conditions, about all the evil we could do if you were to let me absorb you." Cell lied. "Now, I know you'll try to run, so let's just think about this for a minute." She looked at his face, and then smiled. "Sure are an ugly thing, aren't you? Hard to believe that you ABSORBED MY BROTHER, the only thing I really cared about." Everybody glanced at Krillin to see the look of rejection on his face. Vegeta clenched his fists. "Get on with it, Freak of nature! I want a fight here, not a soap opera!!!" Cell glared daggers at Vegeta and he shut up.
"Ok, #18, think about this. I KNOW being absorbed will be just like diying, but... I could do much more evil than you and your brother ever could! It would be diying for the reason you live!" Cell explained. He saw the android look into his eyes as if she were thinking, but then her features crinkled and turned angry. "Eat mud, you mother FUCKER!" She grabbed a ball of dirt in her hand and threw it in his face, and then sprinted away from the wall in which he had her cornered. "Run, #18!" Krillin shouted. "RUN SOMEWHERE HE CAN'T FIND YOU!" With one sincere look at Krillin, the android blasted off into flight. Cell glanced up at her and growled.
"Yes. Now I can finally get the fight I've been wanting." Vegeta said. He was about to go SSJ when Cell flew off after the android. "What? No! Impossible!" He shouted. He was about to fly off after him but Trunks stopped him. "No, father. It's up to her now. We can't get killed fighting Cell just yet. We need to wait until Goku gets better." Vegeta growled and stomped a foot. "This is... DUMB!" Then, he stomped back into the Kame' house.
"What's the matter, Veggie?" Bulma asked Vegeta, as he threw himself on the little bed. Vegeta growled. "I... want... to go home." He said. "I just want to go home. I'm so tired of this, those other discraces for warriors... I just want to go home and forget about it, and let them all DIE!" Bulma pitied her hubby. She knew just how he felt in a situation like this. He was the only really smart warrior besides her future son, and you can guess where he got his brains from. It was just then that Bulma noticed he'd said the words, 'home.' Bulma shifted her eyes towards Vegeta, who was rolled over on his belly and was borrowing his face in the pillow. "Punkin, did you say you wanted to go home...?" She asked. Vegeta snapped his head up and looked at her. "Yes... so what?" He asked. He yawned really loud and plopped his face back down on the pillow.
"It was just that... I thought you left me? I thought Capsule Corporation wasn't your home anymore, hm?" She asked. Vegeta growled. "Grr... well I... I have no where else to go." He said. A smile spread over Bulma's face; then she ran over and huggled her hubby as hard as she could.
"YAYY! VEGETA'S COMING BACK HOME! YAY!"
Vegeta covered his ears against her screams. "Shut up, woman!" He shouted. Bulma snuggled her face into his cheek. "I'm so glad you decided to come home, Baby Trunks will be so happy to SEE you! I can't wait to see his reaction, I'll have to get a camera!" Vegeta rolled his eyes. "I'll have nothing to do with that baby, Bulma. I thought that you knew that." Bulma frowned. "Oh yes you will Vegeta, or you WON'T be coming back to Capsule Corp." Bulma then realized it sounded like she didn't love him anymore. "But I still love you." She quickly added. This made Vegeta eye her suspiciously. He pushed her off of him. "I've got to go and fight Cell no matter WHAT the others say. They're just stupid and want to risk their lives, however I'm smart and DON'T. They're just asking for that android to be absorbed."
When he got up Bulma stopped him from leaving. "They have a plan, Vegeta. Just wait until Goku wakes up from resting. Then you and the others and go and fight Cell with Goku; Cell won't stand a chance against a Super Saiyan Goku!!" Vegeta rolled his eyes and scoffed. "Leave me alone. I will not stand for their help. I can beat Cell on my own, woman, without Kakarott's help." He stormed out of the back room and left Bulma to continue work on the detonation device.
"It's all finished!" Bulma exclaimed, coming out of the back room with the detonation device. "I finally put the last peices into place. It's finished! Now we can go find #18 and blow her up before Cell can absorb her, and everything will be alright." She handed the device to Krillin. "But be careful with it, and don't push the button unless you are at least ten feet away from her or it won't work, and you can only push the button once. The detonator will blow up after the first button push." Krillin slowley nodded. "All right." He said. Vegeta noticed the sadness in Krillin's eyes. It was quite obvious that he didn't want to blow up android #18. *Stupid earthling.* He thought. He sat on the couch next to Bulma.
"Say... Is Kakarott up and at em yet?" Veggie asked. He really hoped that he wasn't; but it seemed fitting to ask. After all, he did want to find Cell and fight him. "No. Not yet. But we need to let him rest as long as possible if we want him to be healthy." Bulma said. This made Vegeta mad. He rose to his feet, with his hands posed on his hips in fists. "O.K, I should no longer have to wait because of your stupid biddings! I shall do what I want! I'm the Prince of all Saiyans, therefore I-"
"OH, SHUT UP YOU PALACE BRAT!" Yamcha all the sudden shouted. "You're used to having everything your way, well you've got another thing coming. You may not care about Goku but WE do, and we're waiting until he gets better. We frankly don't care if you die. We don't need you." It was then that Trunks remembered that Vegeta was stronger than Goku at the moment. "Actually, Yamcha, we need him more than we need Goku." He said. It made everybody shut up. Vegeta chuckled. "Guess I'm more valuble than you people treat me to be, huh?" He said. "I could beat Cell on my own, with nobody else's help." He watched everybody's angry reaction to his selfish words. "And, I can do it with my EYES CLOSED."
He strutted into the back room to go and take a little nap. Yamcha followed him, and placed a strong hand on his shoulder and squeezed so hard it was painful. "Hey, Man, I'm tired of the sh*tpoke attitude. You either shape up or stay away from everyone, INCLUDING Bulma. I don't want to see you treat her the way that you do." This made Vegeta very angry, because for one thing Yamcha didn't have the right to talk to him about Bulma. Yamcha wasn't even a part of her life anymore. "Who do you think you are? You have no business talking about Bulma and protecting her like she still loves you, because she DOESN'T! She married me, you fool, therefore you don't tell me how to treat her. You have no right." Vegeta socked Yamcha in the face and then continued his journey to the back room. But Yamcha wasn't through with him yet.
"Why don't you come back here and punch me again?" He asked. "I'm sure you'd regret it." Vegeta whirled around on one heel and smirked at his opponent; a useless human weakling who was ugly with no girlfriend. He walked up to Yamcha and punched him square in the mouth, so hard that three teeth went sailing out of the homely man's mouth. Vegeta smirked and chuckled at the gaping looks of the others. "What are you looking at?" He asked. He was just staring at the look on Bulma's face when he heard in a familiar voice, "VEGETA! There's no reason to be acting like this!'
Vegeta turned around at that voice. He recognized it to be the one and only KAKAROTT, the man he hated the most in the entire UNIVERSE. He scowled with all of the envy he could muster. "Kakarott..." He snarled, putting up a fist.
Goku stepped forward. "I'm not afraid of you Vegeta. I know you wouldn't hit me for fear of what the others would do to you if you did." He walked towards Trunks and gave him his regards, the teenager who had just saved his life from a narrow encounter. How could such a good heart have come out of such an awful man? It didn't seem possible to Goku. The homely man stared at Vegeta with hatred in his eyes. "How you're thinking is horrible and selfish Vegeta. Think about someone else for a change. Yamcha was right; you ARE a Palace Brat." Vegeta blew out air like a horse might do and then stomped into the back room, slamming the door. He wouldn't let Kakarott get away with this AT ALL.
Bulma walked in later and saw Vegeta laying on the bed a few hours later. "Punkin, what's the matter?" She asked. Vegeta frowned. "KAKAROTT is the matter. He thinks he can just push me all around, well.... GRR!" He growled. Bulma didn't feel pity on her husband at all. He deserved the way he was being treated. She saundered over and sat down on the bed beside him. "Maybe you should... go and try to find the android. Perhaps that would make everybody forget that they're mad at you." Vegeta sighed. "Oh, all right." He said. He flew off to find the android, even though he didn't want to because he'd have sex with her.
He found her hiding in a small cave very far away, cowering in a corner and drawing in the dirt with a stick. "Hey!" Vegeta said. #18's head shot up from what she was doing. "Oh, hello! It's Prince Cutie! You know. . . Your sex was excellent." Vegeta made a funny face. "I don't want to talk about that now. It was a horrible mistake. I just need to get you out of here and get you somewhere safer." The android stared at him funnily. "Really? Well, I hope Bulma finds out you cheated on her and gets mad. That IS her name, isn't it?" Vegeta nodded fastly. "Yes, but it's none of your business." He grabbed her dainty hand and yanked her up by it. "Come on; let's go."
At first the android was hesitant about going with the man who'd deceived her brother and was now trying to help her. "Say... why'd you become so nice all of the sudden?" She asked. Vegeta whipped his head around and stared at her. "NICE? I'm not being nice. I'm trying to hurry so I can get away from you." He grabbed her wrist and began to drag her along with him. She chatted his ear off, flirting with him as usual. "You are SOO cute! I wish you didn't have that woman so I could be your 5 cent whore." She teased. Vegeta was tired of hearing her stupid flirty and sexual remarks. "Grr... SHUDDAP!" He barked. "Don't talk to me like that anymore! I can't put up with this! I have a wife, and even if I don't love her I'm a faithful man. I only played with you that one time because I was depressed and horny. But I'm not right now. Now hurry before Cell finds us."
Vegeta was doing fine with the woman; until she reached out and pinched his tight ass. Vegeta froze in place, and then whirled around slowley. "What was that?" He asked. She smiled beautifully and innocently. "Nothing." She said. Vegeta felt like slapping her so hard that her face would bloom red. When he was about to turn around, she grabbed him desperatly and started to rip at his clothes. "Come on, Vegeta, let's have sex! You know you want to!" She squealed. Vegeta hollered and smacked her hands away from the buttons on his rugby. "No way!" He said. He stood back from her; too scared to have her near him and too scared to have her far away because she might run off. "Princey, this is why so many boring men like you aren't married. You just got lucky." She said. Vegeta just stared at her with a snide look on his face. "Come on." He said.
They came to a place on an island soon enough. "This looks safe." Vegeta said. He pushed her on her butt to the ground. "Have a nice time hiding here. Krillin will be back in about one hour to blow you up." When Vegeta spoke these lines, her squinty eyes widened about three times their normal size. "W-W-WHAT? Why would Krillin want to blow me up? He may be ugly, but hey, you said he'd be willing to have sex with me-"
"SHUT UP! THE REASON HE'S DOING IT IS BECAUSE BULMA'S MAKING HIM DO IT YOU DOLT!"
Vegeta thought he had shut her up once and for all, but she started in again. "And that Yamcha or whatever... I've never seen such an ass in my life! He must work out at Bali or something." Vegeta began to get very mad. His face turned red and steam poured out of his ears. He was so tired of people making him deal with things like this; so tired of them making him keep company with HER! He just wanted to snap her little neck! He took a step forward to furfill his thought when he remembered that Cell was wondering about and that he'd better leave.
"Okay android, it was nice knowing you, but I think I'd better leave. Have a nice time before you're either blown up or absorbed by Cell, because you're bound to die either way." The android's eyes got wider and wider. "You're just going to leave me here, and not care if Cell absorbs me? He'll destroy everthing! Wouldn't you care about that?" But the gleam in Vegeta's eyes showed that he didn't care one way or another what happened to her. He was a very selfish man. Just as he was walking away to fly off, he saw a big explosion off in the distance, followed by the ground shaking. He ran and dove into the cave to take cover, scared like a little boy. The android wasn't being much braver. "What is that, Vegeta!!" She screeched, grabbing the walls of the cave. Vegeta wasn't much more sure. "I don't know, you idiot! Why don't you go out there and see?"
#18 started to bawl. "I'm so scared! PLEASE go and see what that was! It could be Cell out looking for me!" She sobbed. Vegeta rolled his eyes. *Gosh... she acts just like Bulma used to.* He thought. He trapsed outside and looked up. Sure enough, there was Cell, shouting, "COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE!" Vegeta smirked. "Yes. It's Cell. Looking for YOU." He said. The android cowered in the corner of the cave. "You've got to stay here with me until he leaves so I won't get hurt, PLEASE!" She shouted. Vegeta only smiled at her and chuckled.
"In your dreams."
He turned around and started to walk out of the cave, leaving the android crying behind him. As soon as his feet hit the lush grass outside the cave, a huge blast sailed only a few yards away and hit the ground in front of him, shaking the ground so hard he went tumbling off his feet and landed on his ass. "Ouch!" He cried. He crawled desperatly back into the cave for shelter. "Okay android. It looks like I have no choice but to keep you company here for a while."
He saw the mocking smile on the android's face and knew this would be a problem.
"WHERE'S VEGGIE!? HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN BACK BY NOW!" Bulma was screaming into Goku's face. "HE SHOULD HAVE COME BACK AND CONFIRMED... WAAAHHHH!" She started to cry, fearing for the worst. She KNEW that Vegeta had the hots for that android, so maybe... what if... they were having some R rated fun? She beat Goku on the chest. "Go and find Vegeta, and drag him away from that hussy! I don't want him near her any longer... OH, I just know she's flirting with him right now!" Goku obediantly focused on Vegeta's ki and started to fly towards him.
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Didja like this chapter? I didn't put the battle with Cell in here because I didn't want to write anymore fights! Next chapter, Vegeta and Bulma get into some heated trouble when Bulma finds out that Vegeta screwed android #18! And how else will the hussy android flirt with Vegeta? Will she get him to surrender to her desires? Find out in the next chapter!
