Hey everyone, I just wrote this for no reason whatsoever, so don't pay any attention to it! (But feel free to review!)

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Kirby-uh..
What is he good for?
Absolutley-nothing!
Say it again!
Kirby-uh
What is he good for?
Absolutley nothing.....


King Dedede was listening to his favorite song one morning and writing his to-do list.

The Kings To-Do List
By The King.

1. Pound Kirby
2.Pound Escargoon
3. Pound Kirby
4. Order New Monster from NME (last one failed AGAIN)

Dedede looked around to make sure no one was watching. Then he went into his changing room, and came back wearing a tupee and a flashy Elvis suit. He put a new cd into his stereo and began singing.

You ain't nothin' but a Kirby
Cryin' all the time
You ain't nothin' but a Kirby
Cryin' all the time
Well, you ain't never bowed to Dede
And you ain't no friend of mine

Well they said you was Star Knight
Well, that was just a lie
Yeah they said you was Star Knight
Well, that was just a lie
Well, you ain't never bowed to Dede
And you ain't no friend of mine...


a knock came at the door.
Oh no! Thought Dedede. He got changed in a hurry, and turned of the music. Come in!
Don't you think we should get started, Sir?
And the two left. Well, Thought Dedede, The day is still young!

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My first Kirby Fanfic! Done mostly for the heck of it! :P don't take me seriously!
-Elf