*** Ok. Reminder, this is not J.R.R. Tolkien's true work. It's just a
rendition of his stuff. They are his characters (except for a few) and so,
he takes credit- although they probably sound really out of character.
Enjoy! Oh! Review, if you want, but I doubt it...****
Marching precariously close to Gandalf, the company soon found themselves dwelling into the deep secrets of the mines of Moria. With everyone on their guard, Laura found it damn near impossible to distract Frodo when they paused to rest. After the sixth fevered attempt failed, she gave a cry of anguish, startling the group into glaring stares as her voice ricocheted off all the surrounding walls, echoing into the dark distance.
Frodo sat, as far away from the girls as possible, staring into the bleak menace of the mines, wishing he had never gone to the pub and gotten drunk the night that Gandalf came to tell him to go. If he hadn't of been so drunk, he wouldn't have told Sam he was a virgin, or that he would take the ring to the Prancing Pony. He immediately felt guilty because he knew that even with these strange new additions, the fellowship was trying to help him.
In the end, he sat arguing with himself whether Aragorn was his friend, or whether Aragorn thought him more than friend. He shuddered at the thought and decided that he'd much rather think of Sam, who seemed to be very upset by his instantaneous friendship with Laura.
Peering into the shadows near the base of the cliff, he saw something crawling and he immediately went to Gandalf to relay the news.
Meanwhile, Merry sat uncomfortably next to Emily who was humming something endlessly under her breath while staring menacingly in Legolas' direction. Merry quickly diverted his eyes to Pippin, who sat tiredly beside Renee. He laughed inwardly at the memory of watching Pippin struggle to keep up with the skipping Renee whom had "lost" the key to the handcuffs binding them together. She'd skipped along, humming something called "the song that never ends" and failed to notice when Pippin lost his footing and was being dragged in the mud on the road. Pausing to take a breath, she had finally noticed the difference in resistance on the other end of the cuffs, and peered down at him and announced that "Mud wasn't good for him".
Merry laughed at remembering the fact that Giblet had easily reminded Gandalf that he could break the cuffs hold, and the reply that said "I prefer to watch him struggle. It's more entertaining. Besides, it'll do that took some good". Merry quickly stopped his giggles at the sight of the frown that he received from the Dwarf.
Boromir, sitting as usual next to Laura-Mae, was sitting calmly, whispering his version of how he had met Aragorn in Rivendell. Laura-Mae, though thoroughly interested in the story, sat waiting for the opportunity to ask Boromir if he was gay. Renee, joking with Gimli, Sam and Giblet, sat giving sharp tugs on the cuffs with inexcusable swiftness.
After several moments, there was an "oomph!" as Gandalf got up saying that he knew the way. Everyone packed up, and soon marched off again. The girls however, had decided that things were much too silent and so they began to sing "Time Warp", just to remind them all of their sanity.
After walking through the columns of Moria (to which all the girls amazed the fellowship by saying "Seen it"), they reached the end of the high chapel-like dome.
Suddenly, there was a voice to be heard after a half hours worth of trudging along.
Pausing, the group armed themselves save for the girls, who stood in a circle looking and listening. Huddling together, they whispered quickly, and then looked up. Giblet broke into a grin as a faint "Hey Guys" came within hearing distance. The group of girls quickly pushed past the hobbits and began to wind their way through the tunnels.
Marching precariously close to Gandalf, the company soon found themselves dwelling into the deep secrets of the mines of Moria. With everyone on their guard, Laura found it damn near impossible to distract Frodo when they paused to rest. After the sixth fevered attempt failed, she gave a cry of anguish, startling the group into glaring stares as her voice ricocheted off all the surrounding walls, echoing into the dark distance.
Frodo sat, as far away from the girls as possible, staring into the bleak menace of the mines, wishing he had never gone to the pub and gotten drunk the night that Gandalf came to tell him to go. If he hadn't of been so drunk, he wouldn't have told Sam he was a virgin, or that he would take the ring to the Prancing Pony. He immediately felt guilty because he knew that even with these strange new additions, the fellowship was trying to help him.
In the end, he sat arguing with himself whether Aragorn was his friend, or whether Aragorn thought him more than friend. He shuddered at the thought and decided that he'd much rather think of Sam, who seemed to be very upset by his instantaneous friendship with Laura.
Peering into the shadows near the base of the cliff, he saw something crawling and he immediately went to Gandalf to relay the news.
Meanwhile, Merry sat uncomfortably next to Emily who was humming something endlessly under her breath while staring menacingly in Legolas' direction. Merry quickly diverted his eyes to Pippin, who sat tiredly beside Renee. He laughed inwardly at the memory of watching Pippin struggle to keep up with the skipping Renee whom had "lost" the key to the handcuffs binding them together. She'd skipped along, humming something called "the song that never ends" and failed to notice when Pippin lost his footing and was being dragged in the mud on the road. Pausing to take a breath, she had finally noticed the difference in resistance on the other end of the cuffs, and peered down at him and announced that "Mud wasn't good for him".
Merry laughed at remembering the fact that Giblet had easily reminded Gandalf that he could break the cuffs hold, and the reply that said "I prefer to watch him struggle. It's more entertaining. Besides, it'll do that took some good". Merry quickly stopped his giggles at the sight of the frown that he received from the Dwarf.
Boromir, sitting as usual next to Laura-Mae, was sitting calmly, whispering his version of how he had met Aragorn in Rivendell. Laura-Mae, though thoroughly interested in the story, sat waiting for the opportunity to ask Boromir if he was gay. Renee, joking with Gimli, Sam and Giblet, sat giving sharp tugs on the cuffs with inexcusable swiftness.
After several moments, there was an "oomph!" as Gandalf got up saying that he knew the way. Everyone packed up, and soon marched off again. The girls however, had decided that things were much too silent and so they began to sing "Time Warp", just to remind them all of their sanity.
After walking through the columns of Moria (to which all the girls amazed the fellowship by saying "Seen it"), they reached the end of the high chapel-like dome.
Suddenly, there was a voice to be heard after a half hours worth of trudging along.
Pausing, the group armed themselves save for the girls, who stood in a circle looking and listening. Huddling together, they whispered quickly, and then looked up. Giblet broke into a grin as a faint "Hey Guys" came within hearing distance. The group of girls quickly pushed past the hobbits and began to wind their way through the tunnels.
