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Inuyasha

I'm Afraid I'm Not In Hokkaido Anymore

Chapter II: Who's Kagome? What am I, now?

"You're Kikyou?" Inuyasha stammered with a shocked burlesque expression on his face. Kikyou became annoyed at how the monk and the demon kept repeating the same questions over and over again. They make it sound like her name was forbidden or something when she answered. "Yes as I said it before my name is Horikawa Kikyou."

"You're Kikyou? THE infamous Kikyou?" The dog demon repeated.

"No, THE legendary Kikyou." Miroku corrected

Kikyou formed her pretty face into a frown. Legendary? Who are they kidding? They better pull the other leg. "What's so great about me?" She beseeched. "I mean, I just arrived here like some clueless girl from a Saturday morning cartoon. I mean, I'm not even in college yet and you're making me seem so wonderful."

She balled her fists on her hips in infuriation.

"For an legendary heroine you sure are prissy." Muttered Inuyasha. Kikyou glared at him. She wanted to slap him now.

"I thought that the legendary heroine is more. . .masculine and intimidating." Miroku stated, eyeing her waist down. He really liked the black knee high hoses. Kikyou switch her glower at him now.

"Whatver. You guys are loco. Anyway I thank you for you help and now I'll be on my way back home." She grimaced as she thought about something. "That is. . .if I knew the way." She sat down on the damp ground and starts to pout. "So I'm lost. What shall I do now?" Miroku sat beside her and tried to comfort her. His way of comforting women can't be good.

"Miss Kikyou I sympathize for your misfortune." He compassioned, eyes rolling down from Kikyou's slightly jagged skirt to her bruised thighs and ripped hoses. "I would do anything in my power to help you return to your world." He laid his hand on her thigh.

"Thank you,sir. I. . . Um, what you're doing?" She uttered angrily as a vein popped up in her temple. She didn't take sly sexual harassment lightly. "Listen you have five seconds to lay your hand off my leg." She warned.

"Yes certainly." He stammered. He was too slow.

"FIVE!"

*VOCK!*

Miroku sped through the air like a well thrown football and collided against a tree several meters away from Kikyou. If that wasn't astounding enough to be considered legendary then I don't know what is. Inuyasha gaped at her in shock but he still smiled. He longed to see what that monk really deserved.

"You got a mean right, kid." He complimented. Kikyou wasn't at all surprised. She always send a pervert rocketing through the air when they make an effort to harass her.

"Who is that guy? It's like he has two personalities." She seethed. Inuyasha snorted out in laughter. Kikyou grew curious at the hanyou's sudden outburst.

"What's so funny?" She inquired, anger fading away.

"Man. You should of saw the way he was gawking at your midnight blue panties. His eyes nearly-"

"You want a knuckle sandwich on the go too?" Kikyou warned, popping her knuckles.

"Feh. I doubt that you can do some real damage on me, kid. Legendary or not, I'll still whip your ass." He scoffed. Kikyou 's anger resurfaced. That arrogant bastard. He was slapping at her face just a few moments ago when she thought she was dead and now he's mocking her. Oh and he probably was staring at her underwear too. He's was asking for a ass whopping too.

"You feeling froggy, then leap." Kikyou challenged.

"Hey! Who you're talking too?" He acknowledged.

"I'm talking to you! I'll show you legendary." Kikyou retorted.

"Bitch, don't get your panties in a bunch now. I should of left you in the lake."

"Alright horn boy, it's on." She charged.

"Stop!" Called a female's voice. Prompting Kikyou to halt in her warpath. The source of the voice was a beautiful female who was carrying an unconscious Miroku on her shoulders. She wore a baggy shade black ninja apparel. Cool.

"That's was a nice one you done on him." She complimented.

"Hey Sangou, it's her." Inuyasha informed.

"Huh? What do you mean, Inuyasha?"

"Her name's Kikyou. You know, the legendary savior to aid Geisha during times of tyranny." Sangou gasped and bowed her head in honor. She's doing it too? What's up with these people?

"SUGOI!! It's an honor to meet you! Really!" She screamed euphorically as she shook Kikyou's hand. "The people here in this world doesn't believe in strong courageous women anymore."

A bead of sweat appeared at her head. You go you anime girl, you. "Um, yeah. Right." Kikyou stammered. "Hey listen. . . Miss Sangou, since you seem to be the only sane person besides me around here, I like to know what's so special about me?"

"Why yes of course. Kikyou-sama, you're a legend of legends. You're the woman who'll finally bring peace to this land of Geisha. Thus you will overthrow the evil tyrant and save Queen Kagome." Sangou elucidated. Kikyou somehow strangely recalled a scenario like this from the anime shows Kaede watches and the video game she plays. Kaede will probably fell right at home here.

Kikyou was flabbergasted. Her a hero? That's the most ridiculous thing she ever heard in here life. "I'm a what?"

Sangou supported that notion by handing Kikyou an old book. Kikyou peered into the page and gawked at the artwork in the page's contents. It was a well articulated drawing of an young woman in miko habiliment. The familiar woman held a bow in her hands and had a quiver tied around her shoulder and a sheathed sword at her waist. The odd thing was that the woman looked a LOT like her, except for the flowing pigtails. She read the text below the illustration.

"Oppression and Darkness, when the ground is littered with deceased carcasses, In these times of need, a hero similar to the queen will arise indeed."

Kikyou was astounded and frightened at the same time. She really didn't know what to say. She pinched her cheek to make sure she wasn't dreaming. Nope she obviously was awake, just not dead that's all and lost in a alternate reality. She sighed and hung her head low in disbelief. Now she wished it was a dream. Life. . .it gets interesting by the minute. It's really is like a dream. . .

Then she felt a pinch at her rear. "Ouch!!"

"Hey! It's you!" She was now fuming at Miroku's grinning face. Damn didn't the monk learned his lesson already. "You pervert! What happened to you after you felt on my leg!?"

Miroku feigned innocence. "I was just helping you to make sure that you're not dreaming. No harm done right? I implore you, Kikyou-sama, please don't send me reeling to a far off tree again." Miroku crouched, defending his face.

"Miroku! Why did you do such a thing to Kikyou-sama!?" Shouted Sangou swatting the monks head.

"Please people. I appreciate your kindness and all but I'm getting tired of this little joke." Kikyou requested pedantically. "Besides, I need to go home and dry off this uniform."

"Goodness. Kikyou-sama you have some lovely nipples." Miroku snikered, noticing the erection on her blouse. Sangou gasped and punched him in the stomach. Kikyou blushed and looked at Inuyasha. The hanyou ignored her blushing face though. Which was probably a good thing.

"Feh. What you're thinking about? Don't be getting any ideas, you Amazon." He muttered dryly.

Amazon? Kikyou hated when boys called her that. She was about to retort when she caught the glimpse of a group of cloaked figures sprinting through the forest. Sangou and Inuyasha noticed them too.

"It's the minions of the Dark Tyrant. We got to see what they up too." Said Inuyasha.

"Inuyasha, take Kikyou in the hut and patch up her wounds." Sangou instructed. "With those goons nearby, something's definately about to go down." With that command Inuyasha lifted Kikyou and ran off. Kiyou flushed brighter as he carried her. He looked really heroic right about now. She gasped as he seemed to fly through the air by jumping.

"I didn't know you can fly!"

"No. It's just the strength of my hind legs, kid. Now hold on tight, okay?" Kikyou didn't have to be told that. The hanyou was literally flying through the forest. Kikyou recalled this scenario from one of Kaede's growing collection of American comics. The Hulk, that is.

"Inuyasha, I need you to explain something to me once we get to the hut." Kikyou requested. A blush appeared on his face at her request. What's on her mind? Not long ago she was crying and terrified by him as he whisked her high into the air earlier. What a strange girl. Did he caused her to "flush" just then when Miroku noticed her. He was getting anxious to find out. Plus, the girl looks a lot like the missing princess in action. Kikyou starts to giggle happily as she felt the smooth gale of the wind as the current caught her long raven hair, shirt, and cause her skirt to ripple in every which way. She was indeed gorgeous!

"You know, we should do this more Inuyasha." She pipred, causing him to blush again.

"Um, yeah. How about later on tonight, okay kid?" He responded.

"Really tonight? I can't wait Inu-san."

"Feh. Alright, Kagome. . ."

"Oh. Kagome? You were in love with the queen Inuyasha?"

"Um, no. . ." He lied.

"Whatever." Kikyou giggled. "If she looks like me she has to be very alluring , don't you think?" She smooth down her skirt to suppress it from flowing. Hopefully preventing it from showing more leg than it already did. "Hey, you called my an Amazon earlier. Do you really think I'm fat?" Inuyasha mouth hung open and he nearly dropped her. Kikyou was wise to keep her mouth close and let him concentrate on taking her to the hut. The interrogation can wait.

A/N: Chapter over. Read, review, and inspire me to continue. I'm taking my ass to bed. G'night.