Part three:
In response to recent events Satan has gathered a massive army to defend hell against Yonk who is now coming to Hell at top speed so why don't we just continue?
And so...
I had never thought about it, what hell was even like. I found out the hard way. In the depths of hell a portal opened in the roof and Yonk fell through, hitting the ground with a muffled 'thump'. Yonk stood up and looked about; wondering what could be to come. "I'm tempted to say...that just getting here was hell enough. Despite the fact I am probably going to die I feel perfectly fine!" Yonk said. Suddenly a demon walked out of the wall and confronted the stoic Kalltorraiya-jin. "So you come here to challenge Satan?" Yonk sensed that he was, in fact, quite weak and said: "Why the hell else you dammed baka!" The demon stood unafraid and announced that he was going to defeat him quite easily. "I am afraid that Satan is quite busy, you will have to turn back. Or face the consequences, I will kill you." Yonk laughed out loud saying: "You and what army?" Without needing to answer the demon pulled out a small device and throws it to the ground, 4 other demons emerge from the puff of smoke. Yonk's eyes narrowed slightly. "No one said this was going to be easy...," he said in a half whisper. The first demon suddenly said: "There, do you want to give up or shall we show you the suffering that hell is renowed for?" Yonk grew rather cross and swore silently. "Hey," he said. "That's my line!" Vegeta appeared out of nowhere to say that it was actually HIS line. There is an explosion, Vegeta's boots lie in a smoking pile of ash. "I TOLD you not to get in my way you stupid Saiya-jin monkey!" There is a flash of light and Freiza walks up, he says: "Stop taking my lines!" Yonk blasts him to small pieces. "You can't defeat me," he bellowed. "I AM perfect." There is another flash of light and Perfect Cell appears cussing up a storm saying: "NO! Now you are stealing my line!" Another small blast and Cell is now dead. The five demons sweatdrop as about 50 people come up and are all killed one-by-one by Yonk after claiming he stole their lines. Finally a stray blast vaporizes Demon2 and the remaining ones look on fearful. "No, it's MY line!" Yonk says. 'BLAST!' "I told you that you are weak," Yonk said. "Shut up!" 'BOOM!' "Um," Demon1 says. "Can we start fighting now...if that is alright with you...?" Yonk stopped blasting and turned around. "What?" he asked. "You can't beat my like that!" The four demons stood in formation. Demon1 and 3 dropped into the fusion pose shouting: "FUUUU-SION..........HAAAAA!!!!!" Then Demon4 and 5 follow suit. "FUUUU-SION.........HAAAAA!!!!!" they yell. Two new demons, Demon13 and 45 stand up and then drop right back into the pose, fusing again. "FUUUUU-SION..........HAAAAA!!!!" The smoke clears, there is now just one demon. "Ha! Now we will destroy you!" says the quadruple fused creature. "Ok," Yonk said slowly. "That was the...most ridiculous thing I have ever seen!" Demon1345 seemed unfazed. "Well, now. You die!" he said with a small pose. "You guys seriously need a life!" Yonk said with a small smirk. "Bastard, we'll send you to Hell!!!!!" the demon suddenly said. Yonk sweatdropped again. "Uhhh, we are in hell!" he said. The battle started and it looked like the evil demons would come out on top! Just when it seems that our hero would lose the fight...
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!!! Due to budget restrictions, this special effects intensive scene was actually never filmed. We now continue...
Yonk stood, out of breath. "*gasp, gasp* what an exciting fight, I pity anyone who did not get to see it." The demon is fried. Back at home the view in Baba's globe distorts and suddenly Yonk has won. Goku looked incredulously saying: "That was RETARDED!! Wasn't it Vegeta...Vegeta?" Back in hell Yonk proceeds to the GRAND CHAMBER AND SATAN'S THRONE ROOM!! Yonk looks around the Throne Room, hands at his hips, a bit pissed. "Ok, what is this? Some kind of joke? That's no throne; it's a fucking glorified toilet!" Satan himself walks in yawning. "It's a different KIND of throne," he says. Yonk spoke up: "Where are they you bakayaro?!" Satan looked confused. "Huh?" he said. "Where are who?" Yonk's Ki crackles about the room. "MY SONS!!!" he roars. "Oh," Satan says. "Yer a bit early. This dimension distorts time, so according to my calculations, they haven't died yet!" Yonk facefaults. "Huh?!" he says. There is a puff of smoke and a ball appears; Satan picks it up. "Right on time," he says smiling evilly. He presses a button on the ball and chucks it on the ground, there is another puff of smoke and there sit the Chibis, bound and gagged. Trunks recognizes his 'Tousan and says: "MNNNNFFFF!!!!" (Translation: "GET US OUTTA HERE!!!!") Goten, not wanting to be left out responds quickly: "MNNNN, MNNNNNFFFFFF-MFFFF MNNNNFFFFF! MMMMMMNNNNNNNFFFFF!!!!!" (Translation: "YEAH, TRUNKS-KUN IS RIGHT! AND I'M HUNGRY!!!!!") Back on Earth Bulma looks at Baba's globe and then roughly shoves Goku aside to get a better look. "DAMN HIM!" she screams. Goku puts his hands over his ears to protect them. "Yeah," he said. "Look what he did to Yonk's kids!" Bulma looked up with a really mad expression. "Forget about that, did you see that ball he had, with them in it?! I HAVE A PATENT ON HOI-POI CAPSULES YOU STEALING BASTARD!!!" Goku looked on in total confusion while back in Hell Yonk dropped into a fighting stance, royally pissed now that he sees his boys right in front of him. Yonk raised a fist saying: You better let them go!" Satan laughed and said: "Fine they can go, TO THE PLAIN OF NON-EXISTANCE!!!" Satan charges up an energy blast and kills Trunks and Goten. Having been killed in Hell, their souls drift helplessly into the Netherworld, the Plain of nothing-ness.
Yonk falls to his knees, the helplessness overcoming him. "I have dreamed a dream; me and the Chibis living our lives together, in peace. Now I have transcended dimensions only to see that dream dashed before my eyes." Satan again laughs, looking on in triumph. "HAHAHA! NOW WHAT, HUMAN FOOL?" Yonk stands up clenching his fists, whispering: "I am not human...I am a Kalltorraiya-jin, and I am not going to let you get away with this!" Satan's expression hardens. "You would take on Satan himself for-for...for some disjointed souls that were once stupid little kids?" Yonk's hair begins to raise upward, his fists tightened and his eyes quivered with the same primal rage as before. "I would do anything for them!" he said. "You have pushed me too far, and I will make you PAY for what you have done to them!" Satan backed away, feeling the young man in front of him rising to the challenge. With a resounding roar that shook the very bowels of hell, Yonk felt his greatest wealth of power unleash, his hair streaking to green and his Ki throwing the Demon Lord into the wall. The air crackled with electricity as the newly Super Kalltorraiya-jin, Yonk, walked up, green aura flaming about his body. "Now we shall see who will laugh last." The fight went on for hours. Each time Satan gained the upper hand, Yonk would strike back with equal force. Each blow was met with one of the same power, each blast was deflected and then returned. It seemed they had reached a stalemate, but Satan had one more trick to pull. With that he began to alter the physics of the room. He would punch through portals that would hit their mark; absorb blasts like nothing at all; and shift shape to avoid any attack striking back with extraordinary force. Yonk was totally outclassed and lost confidence, he was doomed. Satan threw Yonk to a wall and pinned him there with several rings of evil Ki. "I'm sorry child. You can't win," he says forming a long Ki sword and drawing it back to strike the killing blow. It is time for you to be reunited with your precious sons in the Netherworld!" Satan thrusts the sword forward and just before it reaches its mark the room is filled with a massive explosion. A majestic figure emerges from the blasted floor glowing in full on Super-Saiya-jin. "WHAT?!?!?!" Satan yells in shock. Yonk manages a weak: "Angel_Goten?" The figure smiles. "That's right, it's me!!!" The lights dim, a spotlight falls on Angel_Goten who drops into a pose. "Defender of truth, protecter of justice. To protect the world from devestation...I am the pretty, magical soldier: SAILOR- ANGELGOTEN!!!!!!!!! DA-DA-DA-DUUUUNNN!!!" There is a short pause, with a 'whump' sound Satan facefaults. Yonk would too, but he's pinned to the wall, so he just sweatdrops. The crickets of hell chirp a few times as nobody says a word. "What's wrong?!" says Angel. "Whatever..." She charges Satan, but even after turning Super-Saiya-jin 3, she is no match for Satan in his own world. She flies into a wall with a crash. "Damn this hair, it keeps getting in my eyes!" she says. "HA! HA! HA! You pitiful fools can't touch this!" Satan says, launching into an off key version of "Can't Touch This!" dancing about trying to look like MC Hammer. "I told ya homeboy...you can't touch this! Look at my eyes, maaaaaaan....you can't touch this!" Angel and Yonk stand absolutely confused at this display. Satan stops, the crickets are chirping again. He sweatdrops, blushing slightly. "Uhh...never mind can we...uhh...keep...going...now?" Angel_Goten charges him again and the fight goes on, she flashes back to SSJ3 but can only stun Satan. "Angel_Goten," Yonk says. "We can't win. We have to fuse..." Angel retorts back: "You have got to be KIDDING me!" Yonk shook his head. "It's the only way." They drop into the appropriate pose and combine with a loud call of: "FUUUUUU-SION.........HAAAAA!!!!!!!" With a 'poof'Yonk and Angel_Goten fuse into a strange creature that is a full KalltorrSaiya-jin and is of...questionable gender. Satan looks up at this new foe. "Uh, oh!" he says, backing down. "I am neither Yonk nor Angel_Goten," the new person says. "My name is Yangel_Gotonk! And I am the instrument of your defeat!" Satan's back hits the wall. "Shimatta, this is bad!" In less than a few seconds, Satan is destroyed by Angel_Yonk...no destroyed by Goten_Angonk...no it's Yonkle_Goten...no Yon...Ang...Got...onk...gle.........oh bugger, screw it! Satan is destroyed by whatever he? she?...IT is!
With a 'poof' they unfuse. Yonk scratches his chin, remembering what he read in Angel's mind. "That was...interesting. I had no idea that you wanted to marry Goten and do THAT kind of stuff on your honeymoon night!" Angel_Goten clenches her fists. "Well I had no idea you were taking French Cooking so you could prepare dishes like 'Chibis de foie gras' and 'Jus de Chibis a la mode'!!" she shot back. (A/N: That's an inside joke. Don't worry if you don't understand.) Both Angel_Goten and Yonk blush slightly. "SHUT UP!!" they say at the same time. "Well this is all great," says Yonk. "But we still have to SAVE THEM!!" Angel_Goten says: "Oh crap, that's right." A mysterious voice causes them to both turn their heads. "Ahem?" It's Trunks! "Hi 'Tousan, 'Kassan. We're fine." Goten piped up excitedly: "Yeah, Trunks-kun saved us. He made talking dummies of us for Satan to blow up!" Nobody was sure how he had pulled this off, but it worked. Trunks held his forehead in petty embarrassment. "Well, Goten helped too," he said. But Angel_Goten and Yonk aren't listening, they rush up and embrace them. Angel pulls Goten close, saying: "No, Goten, you are not leaving our sight again!" Trunks tries to get away but Yonk gathers him up. "Trunks, you too!" Angel starts talking about how fun it was and Yonk just says they should go home. Everyone agrees and Yonk opens up a portal back to the living world; everyone steps inside and remerges back in San Diego, bustling as always. "Hey!" Yonk said happily. "You fixed it all!" Angel does a little toss of her hair and tells about how generous Shenlong had been. "You do know that it's my turn to have the Chibis..." Yonk says suddenly. "No way! You had them last time!" says Angel. "But it has been a week! It's now my turn!" Yonk shot back. "IT'S MY TURN!!!" "NO IT'S MINE!!!" Yonk and Angel_Goten get into a minor scuffle and the two chibi boys look on a bit confused. "Hey Goten," Trunks says. "Wanna spar?" At the mention of fighting Goten brightens and says: "Sure Trunks-kun!" Yonk and Angel_Goten fight on while the Chibis spar, play, have fun, roll in the grass, and generally act like extremely cute chibis. Yonk stops and points at the kids, Angel_Goten turns around and both look at them playing. "Awwww, look at them!" Yonk says. "Awwww, how cuteeeeeee!" says Angel. "They are so Kawaii!" Yonk says and he leaves them alone to play while he and Angel discuss what to do.
The next morning on a raft, somewhere in the middle of the Pacific, Yonk awakes with a yawn. Angel_Goten wakes up at the same time. "Glad we could compromise!" she says. Yonk looks around sleepily but suddenly snaps awake. "Where are the Chibis?!" he asks. They look at each other and then streak off in different directions in search of the missing boys. A small pair of hands reaches onto the raft and Trunks and Goten emerge from the water in their swim clothes. Trunks pulls up a large bag of fish. "They will be so happy we caught fish for breakfast!" Goten looked around, wondering where their adoptive parents left off to. "Where did they go?" Trunks looks around and decides that they are not there so he just shrugs his shoulders. "I dunno," he says. "Let's eat!" Goten is more than happy to help Trunks and together they devour the fish. A few minutes later they finish the last of the fish and throw the bones overboard. Goten speaks up with a soft tone to his voice: "Trunks-kun, I don't ever wanna go there again." Trunks, sensing the fear in his younger brother held him close and reassured him. "Don't worry Goten, I will keep you safe, and you will keep me safe. For always remember?" Goten nodded silently and buried himself into Trunks' comforting embrace.
Later, Angel_Goten and Yonk return to find the Chibis safely on the raft, full of fish and dozing in each others arms. Too tired to go home, and too entralled by pure chibi kawaiiness to disturb them; all they can do is smile.
The End ^__^!!!
Thanks for reading, please review. This is my first story so I would appreciate the input.
