Nightmare on Ham-Ham street: The evil ham-Kimono
~*~*~*~*~*~ Author Notes: Hello in this lovely little story you're may or may not read. (I hope you do read it.) You will find tons of death and violence. I hate Hamtaro period! I hate that show because Cartoon Network took Sailor Moon cause of it!! I then tried to watch but found it rather like a Pokemon reject. No violence, no hamster battles no nothing! I hated it even more then. So this is a story written by a girl who really really, really hates the show and all her hatred it in here. Plus her view on how the show could be like. Oh yeah this contained extreme violence, swearing, and mild to strong sexual scenes!!!! Therefore if you are Under 17 I THINKYOU SHOULD NOT READ THIS!!!! GO AWAY NOW IF YOU ARE UNDER 17!!!!!
So to all you Hamtaro, Pokemon and maybe DBZ haters out their this on is for you:
Chapter one: The shop of hamsters supplies
Hamtaro was having the time of his life. Laura had bought a new wheel thing for his new cage. It was cleaner than ever. No shit marks all over or pissed stained bars. It was super cool.
Hamtaro: Hey look at me Laura I doing the running ham!!! Bada, bada, and another bada. Bada (whatever the hell they say or noise they make when running)
Laura looked at Hamtaro with a smile. As she kept riding in her dairy.
Dear diary: Mom gave me some money for my good grades!!! I got a new hamster coloring book, a hamster watch, some hamster posters and a new wheel and cage for Hamtaro. I also got him some cutes PJ to sleep in. although I haven't tried them on him yet. I'm a little scaried actually.
Flash back:
Laura wondering the streets alone. She spots this new little shop full of hamster stuff. She runs over to it.
Laura: wow what a cute store! I bet I could find a whole lot of stuff in here.
Laura opened the door and step in. something told her to come back out. There was something way weird about the place. The little old man looked up from the counter and put his paper down. He gave Laura a slightly warm smile.
Old Man: welcome young lady! To my humble shop. I just open a week ago. This is the first time today that it hasn't been crowded. I'm sorry but I may not have what you want. (sighs)
Laura: Why is that?
Old man: Oh well when I opened the first day. Someone just yell hey look "a hamster store!" and about a hundred people rushed in here and cleaned me out! I couldn't hold stock and it's been like that ever since. I can keep up with the high demands! I didn't know this place was hamster crazed. Good for lots of profit though.
Laura: yes it is.
Old man: well good ahead and look around for as long as you like. If you find something let me know.
She was already too busy looking at the few things the funny old man had on the shelves and display boxes. Wheels, fancy dish bowls, collars, bows, bells, gold cages, and more. Too bad Laura only had a 32-dollar budget she would have bought up the whole store. For her lovely hamster hamtaro. The old man looked at Laura smiled. Yet then he began checking her out. 'Girls seem too grow faster these days' he thought to himself. He felt some poking too. Damn how that vagara worked for an old guy like himself. (Sp on vagara?)
Laura grabbed a few things and placed them on the counter. Just then this cute pair of what look like a small kimono but could be used for PJ set for hamtaro she had to have it. After all she had the money. But it was locked in the display case.
Laura: Excuse me sir I would like to get this. Please.
Old man: hmm what?
Laura: this that blue kimono over here.
Laura tapped the glass. Pointed at it. The old man's face nearly turned green. Laura thought he may fall over.
Laura: what wrong sir? You don't look so good.
Old man: you don't want to buy that. It's cursed.
Laura: what do you mean it is cursed? It looked cute to me. Look it even has little sunflowers on it!
Old man: Young lady you don't know how evil that is. I thought I got rid of it. But.
Laura: I can get rid of it for you. I'll buy it ok. Please sir let me have it.
Laura gave this sad excuse for a puppy dogface. With tiny tears in her eyes. The old man couldn't say no now. Plus he didn't want her to notice what was going on it his pants. He unlocked the case and placed the little kimono in a box and sat it on the counter. Laura thanked the man as he took her money. Yet he grabbed her hand and said: Old Man: listen beware of the moon with each phase their it a new madness. Never put that cage near the window. Keep you hamster in the dark by.
The old man dug under the counter and got out a black blanket small enough to fit in the palm of his hands but big enough to cover the new cage.
Old man: keep this so that you can cover up the cage. It's bad to let hamster run outside and in the moonlight.
Laura: oh really. Okay see ya mister.
Laura exited the shop slowly and as soon as the door closed behind her. She sped home.
***Flashback ends***
Laura wondered about the little hamster size kimono now. What was so bad about it anyway? Oh well she had to put it on Hamtaro. She opened Hamtaro's cage and he snug up to her neck and cheek. Laura sat him down and put the kimono on him. She had to get her camera!! She took some picture of hamtaro and then turned off the lights and put Hamtaro back in his cage and covered it with the blanket the old man gave her. Hamtaro whimper slightly he didn't like the darkness.
Hamtaro: why are you turning my cage all dark Laura?
She had already gotten into bed. Yet she couldn't sleep with Hamtaro whining.
Laura: please be quite hamtaro I need to go to school tomorrow.
Hamtaro obey her and soon feel asleep.
~*~*~*~ Author Notes. Aw was this chapter too sweet? Yeah I know I almost puked myself! Anyway the real action sure to come. In chappy two.
~*~*~*~*~*~ Author Notes: Hello in this lovely little story you're may or may not read. (I hope you do read it.) You will find tons of death and violence. I hate Hamtaro period! I hate that show because Cartoon Network took Sailor Moon cause of it!! I then tried to watch but found it rather like a Pokemon reject. No violence, no hamster battles no nothing! I hated it even more then. So this is a story written by a girl who really really, really hates the show and all her hatred it in here. Plus her view on how the show could be like. Oh yeah this contained extreme violence, swearing, and mild to strong sexual scenes!!!! Therefore if you are Under 17 I THINKYOU SHOULD NOT READ THIS!!!! GO AWAY NOW IF YOU ARE UNDER 17!!!!!
So to all you Hamtaro, Pokemon and maybe DBZ haters out their this on is for you:
Chapter one: The shop of hamsters supplies
Hamtaro was having the time of his life. Laura had bought a new wheel thing for his new cage. It was cleaner than ever. No shit marks all over or pissed stained bars. It was super cool.
Hamtaro: Hey look at me Laura I doing the running ham!!! Bada, bada, and another bada. Bada (whatever the hell they say or noise they make when running)
Laura looked at Hamtaro with a smile. As she kept riding in her dairy.
Dear diary: Mom gave me some money for my good grades!!! I got a new hamster coloring book, a hamster watch, some hamster posters and a new wheel and cage for Hamtaro. I also got him some cutes PJ to sleep in. although I haven't tried them on him yet. I'm a little scaried actually.
Flash back:
Laura wondering the streets alone. She spots this new little shop full of hamster stuff. She runs over to it.
Laura: wow what a cute store! I bet I could find a whole lot of stuff in here.
Laura opened the door and step in. something told her to come back out. There was something way weird about the place. The little old man looked up from the counter and put his paper down. He gave Laura a slightly warm smile.
Old Man: welcome young lady! To my humble shop. I just open a week ago. This is the first time today that it hasn't been crowded. I'm sorry but I may not have what you want. (sighs)
Laura: Why is that?
Old man: Oh well when I opened the first day. Someone just yell hey look "a hamster store!" and about a hundred people rushed in here and cleaned me out! I couldn't hold stock and it's been like that ever since. I can keep up with the high demands! I didn't know this place was hamster crazed. Good for lots of profit though.
Laura: yes it is.
Old man: well good ahead and look around for as long as you like. If you find something let me know.
She was already too busy looking at the few things the funny old man had on the shelves and display boxes. Wheels, fancy dish bowls, collars, bows, bells, gold cages, and more. Too bad Laura only had a 32-dollar budget she would have bought up the whole store. For her lovely hamster hamtaro. The old man looked at Laura smiled. Yet then he began checking her out. 'Girls seem too grow faster these days' he thought to himself. He felt some poking too. Damn how that vagara worked for an old guy like himself. (Sp on vagara?)
Laura grabbed a few things and placed them on the counter. Just then this cute pair of what look like a small kimono but could be used for PJ set for hamtaro she had to have it. After all she had the money. But it was locked in the display case.
Laura: Excuse me sir I would like to get this. Please.
Old man: hmm what?
Laura: this that blue kimono over here.
Laura tapped the glass. Pointed at it. The old man's face nearly turned green. Laura thought he may fall over.
Laura: what wrong sir? You don't look so good.
Old man: you don't want to buy that. It's cursed.
Laura: what do you mean it is cursed? It looked cute to me. Look it even has little sunflowers on it!
Old man: Young lady you don't know how evil that is. I thought I got rid of it. But.
Laura: I can get rid of it for you. I'll buy it ok. Please sir let me have it.
Laura gave this sad excuse for a puppy dogface. With tiny tears in her eyes. The old man couldn't say no now. Plus he didn't want her to notice what was going on it his pants. He unlocked the case and placed the little kimono in a box and sat it on the counter. Laura thanked the man as he took her money. Yet he grabbed her hand and said: Old Man: listen beware of the moon with each phase their it a new madness. Never put that cage near the window. Keep you hamster in the dark by.
The old man dug under the counter and got out a black blanket small enough to fit in the palm of his hands but big enough to cover the new cage.
Old man: keep this so that you can cover up the cage. It's bad to let hamster run outside and in the moonlight.
Laura: oh really. Okay see ya mister.
Laura exited the shop slowly and as soon as the door closed behind her. She sped home.
***Flashback ends***
Laura wondered about the little hamster size kimono now. What was so bad about it anyway? Oh well she had to put it on Hamtaro. She opened Hamtaro's cage and he snug up to her neck and cheek. Laura sat him down and put the kimono on him. She had to get her camera!! She took some picture of hamtaro and then turned off the lights and put Hamtaro back in his cage and covered it with the blanket the old man gave her. Hamtaro whimper slightly he didn't like the darkness.
Hamtaro: why are you turning my cage all dark Laura?
She had already gotten into bed. Yet she couldn't sleep with Hamtaro whining.
Laura: please be quite hamtaro I need to go to school tomorrow.
Hamtaro obey her and soon feel asleep.
~*~*~*~ Author Notes. Aw was this chapter too sweet? Yeah I know I almost puked myself! Anyway the real action sure to come. In chappy two.
