Hullo again.....
Another chappie of this fanfic, because I couldn't think of anything yet
for my other one. ^-^;;
Aaanyways, hope you enjoy. Read and review, please!
Warning: Slight swearing, may possibly get slashy later one (but probably not)
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter....J.K. Rowling does. (Lucky her.....)
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Remus sat up in his bed, annoyed at his rude awakening. He took a casual glance around the room, only to see that James's and Sirius's beds were empty.
"Where'd they go?" muttered Remus.
Sleepy and oh so adorably cute, a yawning little Moony slowly dragged himself out of his four-poster and walked toward the boys' bathroom, scratching his stomach as he went.
He extended a hand toward the bathroom doorknob, but hesitated when he heard a sound.
"Heheheh....oh man, this is gonna be great!" someone loudly whispered.
"*sigh* Well it's not going to be if you don't shut up for a minute..." said an exasperated voice.
Remus's hand was still on the doorknob, but was still unsure of what to do. But knowing it was Sirius and James, he opened the door and went inside anyway.
"Hey you guys, what are you-"
"SHHH!!!" shushed Sirius, tackling his friend to put a hand over his mouth.
"What?" mumbled Remus through Sirius's hand, confused to see James crouching suspiciously by the towel rack.
"Hahaha...you'll see," grinned James. "How much longer do you think we'll have to wait, anyways?" he said to Sirius.
"Shh, just wait, it can't be much longer." whispered Sirius. "My alarm clock's set to ring at 7:00, and my bed's right next to his so he should hear it."
"Ok," said James.
"....
hey wait.....
isn't that the alarm clock you threw at me yesterday morning?"
"......"
"What?" said Sirius, with a genuine look of confusion on his face. "What are you talking about?"
"........" said James.
"No seriously, what?" insisted Sirius.
"GODDAMNNIT!!!!! THE KRYPTONITE, YOU MORON!!!!!" James yelled in frustration as he angrily pulled up his pajama sleeve once more. His arm revealed the bruise.
"Oh....." nodded Sirius. "THAT kryptonite."
James glared.
"Wait, I mean: 'oh...THAT alarm clock....' " mumbled Sirius looking away from his friend's eevil eye.
"What the hell is going on?" thought Remus..
"ungfppphhhhplt.....hi Daddy...." Mumbled another voice.
"Hey, isn't that Peter?" mentioned James, his breathing slowly turning back to normal.
"Yeah....you must've like, woken him up with your infernal yelling or something!" Sirius happily suggested.
".........."
"Owww.....what was that for?" whined Sirius as James slapped him on the head with a towel.
"I dunno...just felt like it," James sarcastically shrugged.
"Weirdos..." Remus thought.
The three boys (yes three, don't forget Moony!) heard some rustling movements.
"Must be Peter getting up...." Murmured James, as he slightly backed away from door.
"You guys...watch out. The door swings inwards, you know." Advised James.
"Huh?" said Sirius. "What're you talking abou- "
" *GASP!!!* OH EEW!!!!!" they heard someone scream.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" laughed Sirius and James. But Remus didn't laugh. He was too confused.
But then...
*BAM!!!*
Sirius was knocked unconscious.
By an opening door.
Ah...what a glorious fate for such a handsome little fellow, no?
And who would some dashing through the door? None other than the infamous Peter Petttigrew, who ran into a bathroom stall!!
With a wet spot on his pants.
"HAHAHAHA *hack* snort* HAHAHA!!!" laughed James. Relishing the moment of embarrassment of his friend, he turned toward Sirius.
An unconscious Sirius.
"Ummm.....yo, hey Sirius...you ok?" he called uncertainly.
"James...does it look like he's ok?" Remus pointed out
"No...." said James.
"So...how do we....revive him?" asked Remus.
"I dunno...." Said James.
"Maybe we should-"
"NOOO!!!!! SPARE ME!!! TAKE REMUS!!!!! HE'S THE FATTER ONE!!!!" screamed Sirius as he flailed his arms and legs in his unconscious state.
"...kill him." finished Remus.
Remus stood up and kicked his friend in the gut.
"Owww...."groaned Sirius. He sat up and clutched his stomach. "So....where's Peter?" he finally mentioned.
"In the stalls," sniggered James, pointing a thumb toward the toilets.
The boys took a glance at Peter's bed.
There was a wet spot.
"OH NO!!!" cried Sirius in mock despair, holding his hands up to his face. "DID LITTLE PETESY-POO WET THE BED?!?"
"Shut up..." snapped the red-faced, angry Peter as he came out of the stalls.
"Heheheh...." Chuckled James as he watched Peter wash his hands, the little "accident" clearly evident on his trousers. "And in his 7th year too."
Sirius and James shook their heads in unison.
"Shame, shame, shame...." they both muttered.
Remus didn't say a thing. ^^
"Or MAYBE...." Sirius grinned naughtily, "our little Peter has had a wet dream!!"
Peter made a retching noise.
"WELCOME TO MANHOOD, MY LAD!!" shouted Sirius, slapping his friend whole- heartedly on the back.
Peter couldn't take it anymore.
The poor little boy ran out of the bathroom crying and slammed the door behind him.
"Well what do you know..." exclaimed James. "The "hand in the bucket or water" thingy DOES work!"
"Told you so...." Nodded Sirius. "Now you owe me one Galleon."
"No I don't!!" snapped James.
"Ah well...it was worth a try," said Sirius sadly.
They opened the bathroom door to retrieve their bucket. A bucket can be your best friend when it comes to being a Marauder like those four.
But Remus didn't leave. He stayed behind, thinking worriedly as he examined himself in the mirror.
"I...I'm not fat.
...am I?"
O_o;;;
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Sorry, I can't tell if this is funny enough or not. I hope I didn't bore you....
Thanks to Ami-gryffindor89, Etilia, AngelofSoul, and girlknight for the reviews!! =)
Warning: Slight swearing, may possibly get slashy later one (but probably not)
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter....J.K. Rowling does. (Lucky her.....)
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Remus sat up in his bed, annoyed at his rude awakening. He took a casual glance around the room, only to see that James's and Sirius's beds were empty.
"Where'd they go?" muttered Remus.
Sleepy and oh so adorably cute, a yawning little Moony slowly dragged himself out of his four-poster and walked toward the boys' bathroom, scratching his stomach as he went.
He extended a hand toward the bathroom doorknob, but hesitated when he heard a sound.
"Heheheh....oh man, this is gonna be great!" someone loudly whispered.
"*sigh* Well it's not going to be if you don't shut up for a minute..." said an exasperated voice.
Remus's hand was still on the doorknob, but was still unsure of what to do. But knowing it was Sirius and James, he opened the door and went inside anyway.
"Hey you guys, what are you-"
"SHHH!!!" shushed Sirius, tackling his friend to put a hand over his mouth.
"What?" mumbled Remus through Sirius's hand, confused to see James crouching suspiciously by the towel rack.
"Hahaha...you'll see," grinned James. "How much longer do you think we'll have to wait, anyways?" he said to Sirius.
"Shh, just wait, it can't be much longer." whispered Sirius. "My alarm clock's set to ring at 7:00, and my bed's right next to his so he should hear it."
"Ok," said James.
"....
hey wait.....
isn't that the alarm clock you threw at me yesterday morning?"
"......"
"What?" said Sirius, with a genuine look of confusion on his face. "What are you talking about?"
"........" said James.
"No seriously, what?" insisted Sirius.
"GODDAMNNIT!!!!! THE KRYPTONITE, YOU MORON!!!!!" James yelled in frustration as he angrily pulled up his pajama sleeve once more. His arm revealed the bruise.
"Oh....." nodded Sirius. "THAT kryptonite."
James glared.
"Wait, I mean: 'oh...THAT alarm clock....' " mumbled Sirius looking away from his friend's eevil eye.
"What the hell is going on?" thought Remus..
"ungfppphhhhplt.....hi Daddy...." Mumbled another voice.
"Hey, isn't that Peter?" mentioned James, his breathing slowly turning back to normal.
"Yeah....you must've like, woken him up with your infernal yelling or something!" Sirius happily suggested.
".........."
"Owww.....what was that for?" whined Sirius as James slapped him on the head with a towel.
"I dunno...just felt like it," James sarcastically shrugged.
"Weirdos..." Remus thought.
The three boys (yes three, don't forget Moony!) heard some rustling movements.
"Must be Peter getting up...." Murmured James, as he slightly backed away from door.
"You guys...watch out. The door swings inwards, you know." Advised James.
"Huh?" said Sirius. "What're you talking abou- "
" *GASP!!!* OH EEW!!!!!" they heard someone scream.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" laughed Sirius and James. But Remus didn't laugh. He was too confused.
But then...
*BAM!!!*
Sirius was knocked unconscious.
By an opening door.
Ah...what a glorious fate for such a handsome little fellow, no?
And who would some dashing through the door? None other than the infamous Peter Petttigrew, who ran into a bathroom stall!!
With a wet spot on his pants.
"HAHAHAHA *hack* snort* HAHAHA!!!" laughed James. Relishing the moment of embarrassment of his friend, he turned toward Sirius.
An unconscious Sirius.
"Ummm.....yo, hey Sirius...you ok?" he called uncertainly.
"James...does it look like he's ok?" Remus pointed out
"No...." said James.
"So...how do we....revive him?" asked Remus.
"I dunno...." Said James.
"Maybe we should-"
"NOOO!!!!! SPARE ME!!! TAKE REMUS!!!!! HE'S THE FATTER ONE!!!!" screamed Sirius as he flailed his arms and legs in his unconscious state.
"...kill him." finished Remus.
Remus stood up and kicked his friend in the gut.
"Owww...."groaned Sirius. He sat up and clutched his stomach. "So....where's Peter?" he finally mentioned.
"In the stalls," sniggered James, pointing a thumb toward the toilets.
The boys took a glance at Peter's bed.
There was a wet spot.
"OH NO!!!" cried Sirius in mock despair, holding his hands up to his face. "DID LITTLE PETESY-POO WET THE BED?!?"
"Shut up..." snapped the red-faced, angry Peter as he came out of the stalls.
"Heheheh...." Chuckled James as he watched Peter wash his hands, the little "accident" clearly evident on his trousers. "And in his 7th year too."
Sirius and James shook their heads in unison.
"Shame, shame, shame...." they both muttered.
Remus didn't say a thing. ^^
"Or MAYBE...." Sirius grinned naughtily, "our little Peter has had a wet dream!!"
Peter made a retching noise.
"WELCOME TO MANHOOD, MY LAD!!" shouted Sirius, slapping his friend whole- heartedly on the back.
Peter couldn't take it anymore.
The poor little boy ran out of the bathroom crying and slammed the door behind him.
"Well what do you know..." exclaimed James. "The "hand in the bucket or water" thingy DOES work!"
"Told you so...." Nodded Sirius. "Now you owe me one Galleon."
"No I don't!!" snapped James.
"Ah well...it was worth a try," said Sirius sadly.
They opened the bathroom door to retrieve their bucket. A bucket can be your best friend when it comes to being a Marauder like those four.
But Remus didn't leave. He stayed behind, thinking worriedly as he examined himself in the mirror.
"I...I'm not fat.
...am I?"
O_o;;;
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Sorry, I can't tell if this is funny enough or not. I hope I didn't bore you....
Thanks to Ami-gryffindor89, Etilia, AngelofSoul, and girlknight for the reviews!! =)
