Kitty Meets Spyder

"Oh god no…" Lance turned pale as he saw Kitty and the others walking up towards the Misfit House.

"What's wrong?" Spyder asked.

"Nothing," Lance turned around and grabbed Spyder and hustled her into the kitchen. "Who wants some cake?"

"Cake?" Spyder's eyes widened as Lance cut her a huge piece of cake.

"Yup! A huge piece of cake all for you!" Lance gave her the cake. "And best of all you can eat it all in your room! In fact…take two slices!" He cut her another huge piece. "And I don't want to see you out of your room until you have eaten every single crumb! Okay kid?"

"Hey," Spyder shrugged. "Why not?" She didn't really care as long as she had cake. She went upstairs to her room.

"Not one word Tabby!" Lance snapped at her.

"I won't say a thing," Tabitha snickered as the doorbell rang.

Lance glared at her before answering the door. "Kitty! Hi! What are you guys doing here? What about the dance?"

"Oh we thought that you were lonely and wanted to check up on you," Kitty said.

"Yeah right…" Todd snickered. "The dance was called off due to an exploding volcano and fighting chaperones."

"Exploding volcano?" Tabitha looked at them.

"Don't ask," Kurt sighed.

"So…it's just you and Tabitha?" Kitty looked around.

"And Spyder," Tabitha grinned.

"But she's not feeling very well," Lance covered while giving Tabitha another glare. "So she's resting quietly. Better not disturb her."

"You've met Spyder?" Kurt asked. "What's she like?"

"Well she's very friendly with Lance," Tabitha snickered. "Hey where's Petey?"

"The debris from the volcano hit him on the head," Pietro explained. "Why don't we all get comfy?"

"Oh I wouldn't…" Lance began.

"No problem," Althea grinned. "Its not like there's a dance anyway." They all made themselves at home on the couch. "So…Anybody want anything to drink?"

"Yeah I could go for a soda," Todd remarked. "Come on Kitty let's go get some."

"Why not?" Kitty got up and went with him.

"So…" Lance was trying to think of conversation. "What else happened at the dance? Tell me about this volcano."

"YOU'RE SPYDER?" He heard Kitty scream in the kitchen.

"I think there's a bigger explosion in the kitchen," Amanda remarked.

"Busted…" Tabitha snickered as Lance and the others ran into the kitchen. There was Spyder and Kitty in the kitchen.

"Spyder I thought I told you to stay in your room and eat the cake!" Lance groaned.

"You forgot the milk," Spyder said simply.

"Everybody this is Spyder," Pietro said matter of factly. "Spyder…Everybody."

"This is Spyder?" Kurt asked. "How old are you?"

"Twelve." Spyder told him. "How old are you?"

"This is the person that I've…" Kitty was fuming. "Lance this isn't funny!"

"On the contrary I find this quite amusing," Todd quipped.

"Shut up Toad!" Kitty whirled on him.

"Oh quit you're whining. Besides I'd make a much better girlfriend for Lance anyway," Spyder took his hand.

"EXCUSE ME?" Kitty shrieked.

"Well you look like a bit of a priss," Spyder remarked as she stuck out her tongue.

"She's got that right," Todd remarked.

"Who asked you?" Kitty snapped. "Lance how could you use this little girl to try and make me jealous? What kind of guy are you that does that?"

"Hey you left your date to go check on Lance," Pietro snapped. "What does that say about you?"

"He's right!" Lance realized. He looked at Kitty and said. "HA!"

"Face it you're both morons," Althea waved.

"What?" Both Lance and Kitty snapped at her.

"No I think Kitty's dumber," Spyder said.

"Excuse me but I don't think we should be having this discussion around young children," Kitty glared at Spyder.

"Yeah well which one of us is acting like a two year old?" Spyder glared at her. "You didn't really take me seriously over that girlfriend remark did you? Lance is kinda more like my big brother now."

"Oh is he?" Kitty folded her arms.

"Yeah," Spyder looked at her. "And that means I gotta look out for him and protect him from harpies like you."

"Why you little…" Kitty growled. "I oughta…"

"Go ahead and try it!" Spyder growled back.

"Okay both of you knock it off!" Lance shouted.

"Using a stupid trick to try and make me jealous," Kitty huffed. "Yeah that's real mature Lance!"

"Oh yeah? If you're so mature how come you hardly have any boobs?" Spyder pointed at her.

"THAT'S IT!" Kitty shouted. "NOW YOU ARE GONNA DIE!"

"OH YEAH!" Spyder shot out some webbing from her fingers.

"YEOWWW!" Kitty screamed as it hit her.

"Boy that's gotta hurt," Todd winced.

"Better call the infirmary," Althea shrugged. "Looks like Lifeline has another patient."