Sly-the-rin (Jingle Bells)

Sneaking through the dark,
to a one-way opening wall;
not all of us take the mark,
our self-esteem's too tall.

Our own pleasure we bring,
children of the night;
oh what fun, a sarcastic sting,
to idiots, that's right.

OH! Sly-the-rin Sly-the-rin,
Gryffindors are dumb;
Gryffindork is for loosers,
while Slytherin's the bomb.

OH! Sly-the-rin Sly-the-rin,
Gryffindors are dumb;
Gryffindork is for loosers,
while Slytherin's the bomb.