Umbriel: ^O^ I would like to dedicate this chapter to FLOWEROFBLACKFIRE!!!

Hail: *covering ears* You didn't have to yell!

Umbriel: I know! ^_^ But I felt like yelling!

Hail: ???

Umbriel: Fizz, would you like to help me with the warnings/disclaimers/award???

Fizz: Sure!

Umbriel: First, I'll start by giving an award to Rio Scar the Flowerofblackfire. Yes, Ryu(her muse) is invited too. This is simply because she helped me with a lot of the content in this. Mostly because of her ramblings of Tikis!

Fizz: And so! She gets to pick a prize! Behind these three curtains are separate prizes! Pick one!

Ryu: ^_^ Yay! ^_^

Flowerofblackfire: *points to the center curtain*

*center curtain comes up*

Umbriel: And she wins a Chibi Saturos Plushie!

Ryu: ^_^ Hey look Saturos! ^_^ It's you! ^_^

Flowerofblackfire: o.o;;;

Ryu: ^.^

Flowerofblackfire: ^_^; *exist with plushie*

Fizz: Umbriel, do you own Golden Sun?

Umbriel: No! *pouts* And to anyone who understands the collective bit, I own nothing of that either.

Hail: That was flowerofblackfire's idea. They were talking on the phone at the time.

Umbriel: HEY!

Fizz: There is also bashing of Akfubu and his dad. We don't like him, or the Great Gomba! Down with Akfubu! Also, there is a lot of 'tiki' 'bashing'.

Umbriel: Rio rants about them, don't get her started!

Fizz: Yah, Rio is much like Jenna so the personality kind of seeped through...

Umbriel: And now, we start!

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Alternative Solutions: Issues with Tikis

*Jenna, Mia, Sheba, Picard, and Felix reach the top of the Gear tower*

Jenna: What the hell is this?

Sheba: I think you have to pound that.

Jenna: Okay... heh heh...

Mia: Jenna, you scare me.

Felix: ...

Jenna, Mia, Sheba: *look at Picard*

Picard: He says she was always like that.

Jenna: Hey!

Mia & Sheba: *raise eyebrows*

Jenna: *uses pound and certain tiles go up*

Felix: *takes step back, landing on a switch*

Floaty things: *rotate*

Felix: ...!

Mia: They moved!

Akfubu: *trys to perform ceremony*

Everyone: *looks*

Jenna: Hey, it's the idiot!

Akfubu: *offers orb*

Orb: *is rejected... poor orb...*

Some little lights: *move*

Gabomba: *Does absolutely nothing*

Akfubu: *gets mad*

Jenna: Hehehe... this'll be fun... I wonder... *pounds on the floating things and steps on the switch several times*

Akfubu: *tries to perform ceremony again*

Some little lights: *only the blue one makes it to the center*

Gabomba: *eyes glow blue*

Akfubu: *panics*

Jenna: I like this... *pounds some things and steps on the switches until only the red light works*

Akfubu: *trys yet again*

Some little lights: *only red ones make it*

Gabomba: *opens mouth and fire shoots out*

Jenna: *cackles*

Sheba: Jenna is having WAY too much fun with this...

Jenna: *watching as Akfubu continues to panic* Funness...

Mia: -.-; Jenna, we're never going to finish lighting the lighthouse at this rate.

Jenna: But this is so much fun!

Mia: Let's put it this way, you won't be able to see Saturos until we get a boat!

Jenna: ...Oh... yah... *does it correctly*

Akfubu *slightly annoyed* *trys it yet again*

Orb: *is accepted! Yay orb!*

Picard: Now we can go get it.

Adepts: *see Akfubu go in*

Picard: No!

Jenna: Come on! Let's just get this thing over with! *leaves looking for the orb*

Akfubu: *enters* What are you all doing here?

Mia: We need the orb you stole from Picard.

Akfubu: I never stole any orb! *opens secret door*

Mia: Of course you did! Did that orb belong to you?

Akfubu: The Great Akfubu can take what he wants.

Sheba: 'Great Akfubu'? And so we meet another nutcase.

Jenna: *comes back* Hey, why aren't you-*glares at Akfubu*

Akfubu: You should all be punished for roaming around here.

Jenna: YOU SHOULD BE PUNISHED FOR LIVING! DIE! *casts Fire*

Sheba: O.O I'm glad I'm not her enemy...

Akfubu: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! *running away from fire balls*

Sheba: Would you mind punishing him AFTER we get the orb?

Jenna: *ignores Sheba*

Akfubu: *still running*

Sheba: Jenna!

Jenna: *still casting Fire*

Akfubu: *still running*

Sheba: JENNA!

Jenna: *stops* What?

Akfubu: *STILL running*

Felix: *sticks foot out* ...

Akfubu: *trips*

Sheba: OK! We need to get the orb.

Akfubu: Oww...

Jenna: *smirks* Go Felix!

Sheba: Is anyone listening to me?

Mia: Just ignore them, I think the orb is that way. *points*

*Everyone but Jenna and Akfubu leave through secret door until Jenna realizes she is being left behind. She then leaves followed by a limping Akfubu*

Everyone: *finds statue holding orb*

Statue: *starts talking* Blah blah blah...

Everyone but Akfubu: *not listening*

Jenna: *glares*

Statue: *makes Akfubu the witch doctor*

Jenna: *gets mad and takes orb*

Statue: Curse on you!

Everyone: *leaves*

Saturos: *walks over to group* I've been looking for you, any luck finding a boat?

Jenna: *runs over to Saturos and hugs him* You have no idea what it's like in there, there are tikis and-

Saturos: Wha-*goes poof*

*the statues laughter can be heard in the background*

Jenna: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! THE TIKIS GOT HIM!!!!

Mia: Well, you did annoy it.

Jenna: He's probably going to be turned into a Tiki by now, we can't leave him there!

Sheba: Jenna's scarry like this.

Mia: She's paranoid.

Sheba: Well, how would you feel if Alex was taken by a statue?

Mia: Good point! Lets go help get Saturos back for Jenna!

Sheba: I shouldn't have said anything... When will I learn.

Picard: *thinking* How long do I have to stay with them?

Felix: *thinking* ...

Sheba: *attempting to use Mind Read on Felix* Well that answers my question.

Jenna: C'mon! We have to rescue Saturos from the Tikis! They are evil, we must defeat them!

Mia: Yah, Sheba, lets go!

Sheba: Picard? Felix? Are either of you going?

Felix: ...

Picard: He has to look out for his sister.

Everyone: *looks at Picard*

Felix: ...

Picard: And I'm going as his translator... *sighs*

Jenna: Okay! Let's go get Saturos back!

*Everyone goes back inside the Gabomba*

Jenna: Saturos was turned into a Tiki, I just know it!

Sheba: Calm down Jenna, Saturos is fine, he's probably just lost in there!

Mia: I could help with that. I always get lost.

Jenna: -.-; How would that help?

Mia: ^_^ Maybe if I get lost, I can find him and you'll all be with me!

Picard: That logic doesn't make any sense.

Mia: Sometimes, if you forget the logic, you'll be better off.

Jenna: Let's just GO! We can't wait longer!

*all get to statue*

Jenna: *talking to statue* Give me back Saturos! You better not have done anything to him or I'll kill you!

Sheba: Jenna, I'm sure Saturos is fine.

Statue: BUAHAHA!!! You mortals know little of my power! All fear me!

Jenna: GIVE BACK SATUROS!

Mia: I'm stating to not like this statue,

Statue: *starts glowing* See for yourself what happened to him!

*wooden tiki appears*

Picard: -.-; I don't believe this.

Sheba: *uses mind read on tiki* Um... this is Saturos alright, and a not too happy one at that...

Jenna: NOOOOO!!! I told you he was turned into a Tiki!

Saturos: o.0; This is embarrassing... Why can't I use Psynergy in here?!? And what is that [censored] voice in my head?!?

Mia: It speaks!

Jenna: It's not an it! It's a HE!

Mia: I'd have to argue, I don't think that tikis have genders.

Jenna: Of course they do! They are girl tikis and boy tikis. How do you think they multiply?

Mia: They're asexual.

Picard: I don't think tikis 'reproduce' I think people make them.

Mia and Jenna: *ignoring Picard*

Jenna: But look at the statue, that's definitely a he.

Mia: That's what they want you to think. Wait, the Great Gabomba's a tiki?

Jenna: Of course he is! He's the master of all Tikis. *gasps* The master of the collective!

Sheba: Shouldn't we be trying to change Saturos back?

Jenna: Hold the conversation! *turns to statue and glares at it* Make Saturos normal.

Statue: Make me, though, I will never tell you how too fools!

Jenna: *gets very angry* How... dare... you... insult me! *casts inferno*

Statue: BUAHAHAHA-*dies*

Saturos tiki: *crumbles*

Picard: Jenna, you used a FIRE attack near a WOOD tiki that had your lover imprisoned in it!

Jenna: O__O SATUROS!!!! NOOOO!!!

*dust clears and Saturos is sitting on the ground*

Jenna: YAY!!! *hugs Saturos* Praise the Gods!

Saturos: Ow...

Picard: *sighs* Good thing Saturos is a Fire Adept... *uses Ply on Saturos*

Saturos: But I thought Fire Adepts were immune to temperature changes...

Felix: ...

Picard: Get away from me!

Everyone else: *looks at Picard*

Picard: Before the statue died, it put a curse on Felix. Jenna, I think that whoever the cursed person touches gets a Psynergy seal put on them... and the Psynergy seal is a tiki!

Sheba: And how would you know this?

Picard: I've read a lot in the Lemurian library.

Mia: Oh! So that's what the whole curse thing was about!

Picard: However, it doesn't seem to affect the Djinn...

Felix: ...

Picard: What?

Felix: ...

Picard: Hey Jenna, Felix has a good idea.

Jenna: What?

Picard: You'll see, Felix is going back to see how Akfubu is doing.

*back in Kibombo*

Jenna: Me and Felix are off to give a visit to see how Akfubu is doing.

Felix: ...

Picard: Okay, why do I have a strange feeling that if we let you two go, the entire village is going after us?

Jenna: Don't worry, we've got everything figured out.

Picard: That did not help my conscious.

*in Akfubu's room*

Akfubu: EEP! It's you! *points at Jenna*

Akfubu's dad: *raises eyebrow*

Akfubu: I-I mean, wh-who are you t-to come here? W-what do you wish?

Jenna: *holds back laughter* We've just come to pay you back the orb. We couldn't have done that without you.

Akfubu: And you helped me too... *cowers from Jenna*

Akfubu's dad: You helped these people.

Jenna: *pushes Felix forward with her weapon*

Felix: ... *glares*

Jenna: *cringes* *thinking* Even though I have no clue what he just said, that was really scary.

Felix: *holds out sparkly object*

Akfubu: Oooo... pretty... MINE! *his hand brushes against Felix's*

Felix: *smirks* ...

Akfubu: *poof!*

Akfubu's dad: What just happened? Where did he go?

Jenna: *cracking up* He was called back to the statue.

Akfubu's dad: I await his return!

Jenna & Felix: *leave*

*back with the others*

Saturos: *eyeing Jenna* I'll be staying with this group from now on due to past experiences. And if anyone tries to read my mind again, I will not be responsible for my actions.

Sheba: *shudders*

Bane: *wakes up* Hey! Where am I? Ew! Lint! *picks lint out of ear*

Steel: Where am I?

Bans: You're in Felix's linty pocket! Look around! *hops into preferred pocket*

Steel: Hey! *jumps into different pocket beside Bane*

Bane: I didn't know that pocket existed!

Steel: Neither did I!

Sheba: -.-; They were knocked out the entire time?

Mia: Apparently, let's go!

*all find Garoh*

Sheba: We find the strangest places! Look! Everyone's wearing black!

Mia: Did someone die?

Picard: I've read about things like that... They're werewolves!

Jenna: That's so cool! ^.^ Have you ever heard of vampires anywhere?

Picard: Not that I know of.

Jenna: Damn!

Saturos: So, these are the kings of conversations you have.

Jenna: Apparently...

Saturos: Mia must know a lot about maps. She's like a guide for you?

Jenna: Um... that's one way of putting it. We do always get where we want.

Everyone: *wandering around Garoh*

Picard: Look! *points*

*werewolf goes in and out of rock*

Picard: Oh! He used Reveal! I've never seen that used before!

Sheba: *muttering* He should meet Ivan...

Picard: *didn't hear* I'm guessing there is some source of power that was mentioned in the books I've read. It talked of a source able to give people there powers.

Sheba: *muttering again* This guy is too curious about all those things he's read in those books of his...

Mia: Just how many books have you read?!?

Picard: ...

Felix: ...!

Picard: ...

Felix: ...

Picard: No, I can't speak Felixian that well.

Felix: ...

Mia: What about my question?

Picard: No comment.

Mia: Alright already! Lets go find this power!

All: *find Air's rock* *get inside after a heck of a long time*

Sheba: That used up a lot of Psynergy...

Random Monster: *appears*

Everyone: *groans*

Saturos: *glares*

Random Monsters: *disintegrate*

Mia: Well that was cool.

Jenna: *hugs Saturos*

Saturos: * is caught off balance* O.O *falls*

Jenna: ^_^;

Sheba: Let's keep moving, c'mon!

Felix: ... *runs ahead* ...

Picard: Um, Jenna, Felix wants to warn y-

Jenna: AAHHH!!! TIKIS! NOOO!!! *runs in opposite direction*

Picard: I tried to warn you.

Jenna: *huddled in corner* They're out to get me... *eye twitches*

Saturos: *shudders* Alright, I'll wait outside with you if you want.

Jenna: No, I have a score to settle. *mutters something about tikis taking over the world*

Saturos: I'll be waiting outside, incase anyone wants to come out. *eyes Jenna*

Mia: *shutters* *whispers to Sheba* Would it be a smart thing to leave the two of them alone?

Sheba:* whispers back* Probable not...

End of Part 3

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Fizz: We apologize for making Picard sound a little Kraden-ish...poor Picard.

Hail: You would be like that two if you were stuck in Lemuria that long.

Fizz: Despite how cool it is.

Umbriel: Now You can all review!

Hail: You think they will?

Umbriel: They better!

Fizz: What if we beg?

Umbriel: That might work...

Umbriel & Fizz: PLEEEEASE review!!!

Hail: You're all embarrassing, you know that???

Umbriel & Fizz: ^_^