Umbriel: I didn't get as far as I wanted to...
Hail: And it's late.
Umbriel: It's not late!
Hail: Same thing.
Fizz: Shame on you!
Umbriel: I've been really tired and if I wrote it any sooner... it wouldn't have been worse!
Hail: Sure...
Umbriel: Hey! Anyhoo, lets put it this way, if I owned Golden Sun, it would be so much different! That is why I wrote this, to show what might have happened!
Fizz: Meaning she doesn't own Golden Sun! ^_^
Hail: You're scarring me. -.-;
Umbriel: We also apologize for the character bashing that is in this chapter. There is a lot of it, but it's meant to be humorous!
Hail: -.-; She made a point of knocking out as many characters as she could...
Umbriel: Eh...heh...heh... Um, let's begin!
Alternate Solutions: They get knocked down...but they get up again
*inside Air's Rock*
Mia: This whole tiki thing is getting old...
Jenna: Why are there so many?
Sheba: Lets just keep going and maybe we'll find something.
Jenna: *walks up to random Tiki* Hmmm... Mia? Do you think this is an old Tiki of a young one?
Mia: *walks over* Well, it's relatively bumpy and there are a lot of lines. I think it's an old tiki.
Jenna: Good. *explodes tiki* I didn't really want to kill a young one.
Felix: ...
Picard: But what if we needed that tiki there?
Jenna: *walks over to Picard and pats him on the back* You're smart, you'll think of something.
All: *enter room with REALLY big tiki*
Jenna: NOOO!!! *runs out of Air's Rock*
Felix: ...
Picard: You're right...
Felix: ...
Picard: O_O Uh-oh.
Felix: *glares* ...
Sheba: What's he saying?
Picard: You don't want to know, trust me, you DON'T want to know.
Sheba: right...
Mia: Picard is he saying what I think he's saying?
Picard: That depends.
Mia: Is he? *looks at the door to Air's Rock*
Picard: Probably.
Sheba: WHAT'S GOING ON!?!
Picard: Let's not think about that now.
Mia: For once I don't feel clueless!
Sheba: -.-
*all find tablet*
Tablet: *has a writing on it that says 'Place Hand Here'"
Sheba: *raises eyebrow* No, I really don't want to know. *places hand*
Felix: ...
Picard: Even I didn't understand that.
Sheba: *starts floating* Hey! Put me down!
Felix: ...
Picard: So that's the translation of '...'?
Felix: ...
Picard: -.- That was an insult, wasn't it?
Sheba: Help me!
Mia: *not hearing Sheba* What was an insult?
Picard: He said I sound like Kraden...
Mia: Ouch, Felix! That was very rude!
Felix: ...
Picard: My esteem just went way down.
Mia: It's okay Picard, we'll get back at him.
Sheba: AAH! *falls with the tablet on to Felix*
Felix: x.x
Sheba: Thanks for breaking my fall.
Mia: *helps up Sheba*
Felix: x.x
Mia: There Picard, Sheba did it for you.
Sheba: What did I do?
Mia: Felix said Picard sounded like Kraden.
Sheba: Wow, that's pretty bad.
Picard: -.- Thanks.
Felix: x.x
All: *exit Air's Rock*
Felix: ... *glares*
Picard: *steps away from Felix*
Mia: Wait? Where's Jenna and Saturos?
Sheba: Forget Saturos, where's Jenna!
Mia: Um, I think it might be smart to find Saturos based on the fact that he's really strong if you haven't noticed? He can help us with the annoying critters!
Sheba: 'Annoying critters'???
Felix: ..!
Picard: What about Emus?
Felix: ...
Picard: -.- He's afraid of Emus...
Felix: ... *glares*
Picard: Whatever, we still have to at least find Jenna.
All others: *nod*
Felix: ...!
Picard: True, I don't think leaving Saturos and Jenna alone is a good idea either. We have to find them.
Felix: ... *goes of behind some rocks*
Picard: He said, "I'm going to find my little sister and if anything happened to her I will kill whoever did it."
Mia: How do you get all that from '...'?
Picard: Felixian is a very complex language.
Sheba: Complex?
Felix: *comes back with frazzled looking Jenna* ... *glares*
Picard: He couldn't find Saturos...
Jenna: Let go of me! *annoyed*
Saturos: *comes up behind Felix* you annoy me. *whacks Felix on the back of the head*
Felix: *drops Jenna* x.x
Jenna: x.x
Everyone: *looks at Felix*
Sheba: You're carrying him Picard.
Picard: But-
Everyone else: *glares*
Picard: O.O Okay, Okay!
Saturos: *picks up Jenna*
*everyone gets to a desert*
Saturos: *sighs* I know a short cut through here, come on.
Mia: But why are we going here anyway?
Saturos: *glares* Because we're going to meet up with Alex!
Mia: ^_^ Okey Dokie!
Saturos: *rolls eyes*
All: *get through desert and into town*
*at the inn*
Jenna: *wakes up* Where am I?
Saturos: We traveled through a desert and into a town with a broken boat. We were supposed to meet Alex here but it appears he left.
Jenna: Uh-oh... o.0;
Mia: What do you mean Alex isn't here?!?
Innkeeper: *scared* H-he just left a little w-while ago. Said he was going to some Champa place. You might be able to use the boat that we have - if you can repair it.
Mia: *runs off and fixes most of the boat* NOO! Can't fix it all!!!
Everybody else: -.-;;;
Sheba: Why don't we go up to this Champa thing now that we can use Picard's ship.
Mia: Yah! *runs off*
Picard: Sheba, why did you have to say that! She led us THROUGH SEVERAL RIVERS already! We're all wet because Mia decides to the direct route!
Sheba: ^.^; heh heh... oops!
Saturos: Damn water...
Jenna: *grumbling* I hate being wet...
All: *get to boat*
Mia: *climbs on board* Let's go!
Picard: My ship!
Saturos: This ship is Lemurian correct?
Picard: Correct...
Mia: ^_________^
Saturos: Then you need to use that orb before it can start sailing.
Mia: O.O
Picard: *looks at Mia* Uh-Oh...
Jenna: Let's move people!
Mia: *dashes off* DIE CRITTER THINGS!
Picard: ??? *finds Mia killing monsters* Why are there monsters on my ship? They could damage it! *helps Mia kill monsters*
Everyone Else: *watching Picard & Mia beat up monsters*
*everyone gets to a big room*
Picard: We finally made it, and killed all the monsters on my ship.
Mia: ^_^ Monsters all gone! We can finally start moving... and we're traveling by boat!!!
Boat: *Starts moving*
Picard: Lemuria is over that way *points to fog* Champa's that way *points north*
Mia: Alex... or Lemuria...Alex... or Lemuria... I can't decide! This is cruel and very unusual punishment! *steering ship*
Picard: Why is Mia steering the ship? Oh, that's right, Felix is knocked out, I'm in charge of Felix, Sheba's seasick, and both Jenna and Saturos couldn't be bothered!
Felix: ... *blinks*
Picard: You're awake!
Felix: ... *glares*
Picard: You're on a boat- Mia's steering. I'm not exactly sure where to.
Felix: ...! *goes off to find Mia*
Mia: Why is this happening to me???
Felix: *takes wheel and heads towards Lemuria*
Mia: That's one way of doing it... *blinks*
Felix: *is steering the ship* ...
Mia: *runs off* Picard? Where are you? I need you to translate something!
Felix: *rolls eyes*
Boat: *enters fog*
Sheba: Lets just get this over with. What do we do now?
Felix: *steers ship around rock*
Sheba: I really don't feel good.
Felix: *still steering ship around rock*
Sheba: Ow... x.x
Mia: Not another one...
Picard: Look! That current stopped! Felix, how did you know that would happen?
Felix: ...
Picard: You were BORED?!?
Saturos and Jenna: What happened?
Picard: We found how to get into Lemuria.
Jenna: *looks from Felix to Sheba* I'm going now... *goes out*
Saturos: I see...
Felix: *still steering ship*
Saturos: But shouldn't you already know how to get to Lemuria?
Picard: We aren't allowed out, I only got out because a tidal wave got me.
Saturos: I see...
Felix: *still steering ship*
Saturos: What happened to Sheba? *raises eyebrow*
Felix: *steers hard around rock*
Everyone: *falls backwards*
Saturos: Oh...
Picard: I vote for Mia steering again!
Mia; What's that? *points*
Poseidon: *Appears* I am Poseidon... BOO!
Everyone else: -.-;;;
Felix: *tries to sail around Poseidon*
Poseidon: You shall not Pass!
Jenna: *comes back* Actually-
Felix: *steers hard into Poseidon* ...! *glares*
Everyone: *falls down again*
Saturos: *annoyed* Who let him steer?!?
Picard and Mia: *shrink back*
Jenna: *tries to attack Poseidon with Tiamat* DIE!!! *doesn't work*
Coal: That hurt!
Scorch: That hurt my head!!
Char: This goes against the DNA!!!
Coal: We quit!
Jenna: -.- You can't quit...
Char: Why not?
Jenna: That. *points at Poseidon*
Poseidon: I am not a 'that'!
Jenna: *annoyed* Um, yes you are.
Coal: I think that we
Scorch: can make an exception for That.
Poseidon: No! I am Poseidon, a powerful god!
Char: But That
Scorch: is a much better name for you!
Coal: Continue!
All Djinn: *go back in Jenna's pockets squeaking to each other*
Picard: Um... I forgot to mention, you need a special weapon to beat it.
Saturos: *walks away grumbling*
Picard: With out it, Poseidon has an impenetrable shield.
Poseidon: *attacks*
Mia: *Is hit* Ow... x.x
Picard: I think that was his 'Watery Grave' attack.
Jenna: And judging that she would have the most resistance to one of those attacks... This is not good.
Picard: And he somehow missed most of us that time as well.
Saturos: *comes back with Trident-like object* Is this it? *sees several adepts yelling and running around ship*
Picard: How'd you get that?!?
Saturos: While Jenna and I were wandering around we acquired several things. This is one.
Jenna: *sees Saturos with Trident* Hurry! Chuck it at Poseidon!
Picard: *mumbling and shaking head* I won't ask how you 'acquired' that...
Saturos: *throws Trident at Poseidon*
*fight commences*
Poseidon: *dies*
Jenna: How does a god die?
Picard: I think it was a fake... There's Lemuria!
Felix: *revives Sheba and Mia* ...
Picard: Saturos?
Saturos: What?
Picard: Um, I think you should look out for Felix, he's threatening you.
Saturos: *raises eyebrow* I'm not to worried. *pulls Jenna closer*
Felix: *gets really mad* ... *walks up to Saturos* ...! *knocks out Saturos*
Everyone else: o.0;
Sheba: Does Felix have a death wish?
Picard: *looks at Jenna* What do you think? What scars me is that he had the ability to knock out Saturos. Isn't Saturos one of the if not the best Proxian warrior?
Jenna: *sees red* Gah!
Sheba: Well, remember that time when he randomly jumped of the lighthouse?
Picard: He did WHAT?!?
Jenna: *hurls fireball at Felix*
Felix: *ducks*
Fireball: *hits Picard*
Picard: x.x
Jenna: You will regret that Felix!
Felix: ...!
Mia: You just HAD to knock out the translator!
Jenna: *has no clue what her brother just said* I will get you! *drags of Saturos*
Felix: ...! *starts of after Jenna*
Mia and Sheba: *hold back Felix*
Mia: Oh no you don't, you'll just get KO'd again!
Felix: ...
Sheba: Not this again!
Felix: *revives Picard*
Picard: Ow... my head...
Felix: ...! *points to Mia and Sheba*
Picard: o.0 Um, Felix doesn't want anything to 'happen' to Jenna.
Sheba and Mia: o.0;;;
Mia: Can we at least try to get inside Lemuria before we think about this?
Felix: ...!
Picard: Alright already! Once we find a place to stay in Lemuria, I'll go find Saturos and Jenna and bring them back.
All: *go to inside Lemuria*
Mia: This place is so COOL!!! ^.^
Picard: This is going to be a looong day...
End of part 4
Umbriel: That's as far as I'm going!
Hail: But weren't you going to go farther?
Fizz: Yah, you were going to go to Champa!
Umbriel: Um... Oops? It ended up to long and it seemed like a good place to stop!
Hail: Reviews are welcome!
Hail: And it's late.
Umbriel: It's not late!
Hail: Same thing.
Fizz: Shame on you!
Umbriel: I've been really tired and if I wrote it any sooner... it wouldn't have been worse!
Hail: Sure...
Umbriel: Hey! Anyhoo, lets put it this way, if I owned Golden Sun, it would be so much different! That is why I wrote this, to show what might have happened!
Fizz: Meaning she doesn't own Golden Sun! ^_^
Hail: You're scarring me. -.-;
Umbriel: We also apologize for the character bashing that is in this chapter. There is a lot of it, but it's meant to be humorous!
Hail: -.-; She made a point of knocking out as many characters as she could...
Umbriel: Eh...heh...heh... Um, let's begin!
Alternate Solutions: They get knocked down...but they get up again
*inside Air's Rock*
Mia: This whole tiki thing is getting old...
Jenna: Why are there so many?
Sheba: Lets just keep going and maybe we'll find something.
Jenna: *walks up to random Tiki* Hmmm... Mia? Do you think this is an old Tiki of a young one?
Mia: *walks over* Well, it's relatively bumpy and there are a lot of lines. I think it's an old tiki.
Jenna: Good. *explodes tiki* I didn't really want to kill a young one.
Felix: ...
Picard: But what if we needed that tiki there?
Jenna: *walks over to Picard and pats him on the back* You're smart, you'll think of something.
All: *enter room with REALLY big tiki*
Jenna: NOOO!!! *runs out of Air's Rock*
Felix: ...
Picard: You're right...
Felix: ...
Picard: O_O Uh-oh.
Felix: *glares* ...
Sheba: What's he saying?
Picard: You don't want to know, trust me, you DON'T want to know.
Sheba: right...
Mia: Picard is he saying what I think he's saying?
Picard: That depends.
Mia: Is he? *looks at the door to Air's Rock*
Picard: Probably.
Sheba: WHAT'S GOING ON!?!
Picard: Let's not think about that now.
Mia: For once I don't feel clueless!
Sheba: -.-
*all find tablet*
Tablet: *has a writing on it that says 'Place Hand Here'"
Sheba: *raises eyebrow* No, I really don't want to know. *places hand*
Felix: ...
Picard: Even I didn't understand that.
Sheba: *starts floating* Hey! Put me down!
Felix: ...
Picard: So that's the translation of '...'?
Felix: ...
Picard: -.- That was an insult, wasn't it?
Sheba: Help me!
Mia: *not hearing Sheba* What was an insult?
Picard: He said I sound like Kraden...
Mia: Ouch, Felix! That was very rude!
Felix: ...
Picard: My esteem just went way down.
Mia: It's okay Picard, we'll get back at him.
Sheba: AAH! *falls with the tablet on to Felix*
Felix: x.x
Sheba: Thanks for breaking my fall.
Mia: *helps up Sheba*
Felix: x.x
Mia: There Picard, Sheba did it for you.
Sheba: What did I do?
Mia: Felix said Picard sounded like Kraden.
Sheba: Wow, that's pretty bad.
Picard: -.- Thanks.
Felix: x.x
All: *exit Air's Rock*
Felix: ... *glares*
Picard: *steps away from Felix*
Mia: Wait? Where's Jenna and Saturos?
Sheba: Forget Saturos, where's Jenna!
Mia: Um, I think it might be smart to find Saturos based on the fact that he's really strong if you haven't noticed? He can help us with the annoying critters!
Sheba: 'Annoying critters'???
Felix: ..!
Picard: What about Emus?
Felix: ...
Picard: -.- He's afraid of Emus...
Felix: ... *glares*
Picard: Whatever, we still have to at least find Jenna.
All others: *nod*
Felix: ...!
Picard: True, I don't think leaving Saturos and Jenna alone is a good idea either. We have to find them.
Felix: ... *goes of behind some rocks*
Picard: He said, "I'm going to find my little sister and if anything happened to her I will kill whoever did it."
Mia: How do you get all that from '...'?
Picard: Felixian is a very complex language.
Sheba: Complex?
Felix: *comes back with frazzled looking Jenna* ... *glares*
Picard: He couldn't find Saturos...
Jenna: Let go of me! *annoyed*
Saturos: *comes up behind Felix* you annoy me. *whacks Felix on the back of the head*
Felix: *drops Jenna* x.x
Jenna: x.x
Everyone: *looks at Felix*
Sheba: You're carrying him Picard.
Picard: But-
Everyone else: *glares*
Picard: O.O Okay, Okay!
Saturos: *picks up Jenna*
*everyone gets to a desert*
Saturos: *sighs* I know a short cut through here, come on.
Mia: But why are we going here anyway?
Saturos: *glares* Because we're going to meet up with Alex!
Mia: ^_^ Okey Dokie!
Saturos: *rolls eyes*
All: *get through desert and into town*
*at the inn*
Jenna: *wakes up* Where am I?
Saturos: We traveled through a desert and into a town with a broken boat. We were supposed to meet Alex here but it appears he left.
Jenna: Uh-oh... o.0;
Mia: What do you mean Alex isn't here?!?
Innkeeper: *scared* H-he just left a little w-while ago. Said he was going to some Champa place. You might be able to use the boat that we have - if you can repair it.
Mia: *runs off and fixes most of the boat* NOO! Can't fix it all!!!
Everybody else: -.-;;;
Sheba: Why don't we go up to this Champa thing now that we can use Picard's ship.
Mia: Yah! *runs off*
Picard: Sheba, why did you have to say that! She led us THROUGH SEVERAL RIVERS already! We're all wet because Mia decides to the direct route!
Sheba: ^.^; heh heh... oops!
Saturos: Damn water...
Jenna: *grumbling* I hate being wet...
All: *get to boat*
Mia: *climbs on board* Let's go!
Picard: My ship!
Saturos: This ship is Lemurian correct?
Picard: Correct...
Mia: ^_________^
Saturos: Then you need to use that orb before it can start sailing.
Mia: O.O
Picard: *looks at Mia* Uh-Oh...
Jenna: Let's move people!
Mia: *dashes off* DIE CRITTER THINGS!
Picard: ??? *finds Mia killing monsters* Why are there monsters on my ship? They could damage it! *helps Mia kill monsters*
Everyone Else: *watching Picard & Mia beat up monsters*
*everyone gets to a big room*
Picard: We finally made it, and killed all the monsters on my ship.
Mia: ^_^ Monsters all gone! We can finally start moving... and we're traveling by boat!!!
Boat: *Starts moving*
Picard: Lemuria is over that way *points to fog* Champa's that way *points north*
Mia: Alex... or Lemuria...Alex... or Lemuria... I can't decide! This is cruel and very unusual punishment! *steering ship*
Picard: Why is Mia steering the ship? Oh, that's right, Felix is knocked out, I'm in charge of Felix, Sheba's seasick, and both Jenna and Saturos couldn't be bothered!
Felix: ... *blinks*
Picard: You're awake!
Felix: ... *glares*
Picard: You're on a boat- Mia's steering. I'm not exactly sure where to.
Felix: ...! *goes off to find Mia*
Mia: Why is this happening to me???
Felix: *takes wheel and heads towards Lemuria*
Mia: That's one way of doing it... *blinks*
Felix: *is steering the ship* ...
Mia: *runs off* Picard? Where are you? I need you to translate something!
Felix: *rolls eyes*
Boat: *enters fog*
Sheba: Lets just get this over with. What do we do now?
Felix: *steers ship around rock*
Sheba: I really don't feel good.
Felix: *still steering ship around rock*
Sheba: Ow... x.x
Mia: Not another one...
Picard: Look! That current stopped! Felix, how did you know that would happen?
Felix: ...
Picard: You were BORED?!?
Saturos and Jenna: What happened?
Picard: We found how to get into Lemuria.
Jenna: *looks from Felix to Sheba* I'm going now... *goes out*
Saturos: I see...
Felix: *still steering ship*
Saturos: But shouldn't you already know how to get to Lemuria?
Picard: We aren't allowed out, I only got out because a tidal wave got me.
Saturos: I see...
Felix: *still steering ship*
Saturos: What happened to Sheba? *raises eyebrow*
Felix: *steers hard around rock*
Everyone: *falls backwards*
Saturos: Oh...
Picard: I vote for Mia steering again!
Mia; What's that? *points*
Poseidon: *Appears* I am Poseidon... BOO!
Everyone else: -.-;;;
Felix: *tries to sail around Poseidon*
Poseidon: You shall not Pass!
Jenna: *comes back* Actually-
Felix: *steers hard into Poseidon* ...! *glares*
Everyone: *falls down again*
Saturos: *annoyed* Who let him steer?!?
Picard and Mia: *shrink back*
Jenna: *tries to attack Poseidon with Tiamat* DIE!!! *doesn't work*
Coal: That hurt!
Scorch: That hurt my head!!
Char: This goes against the DNA!!!
Coal: We quit!
Jenna: -.- You can't quit...
Char: Why not?
Jenna: That. *points at Poseidon*
Poseidon: I am not a 'that'!
Jenna: *annoyed* Um, yes you are.
Coal: I think that we
Scorch: can make an exception for That.
Poseidon: No! I am Poseidon, a powerful god!
Char: But That
Scorch: is a much better name for you!
Coal: Continue!
All Djinn: *go back in Jenna's pockets squeaking to each other*
Picard: Um... I forgot to mention, you need a special weapon to beat it.
Saturos: *walks away grumbling*
Picard: With out it, Poseidon has an impenetrable shield.
Poseidon: *attacks*
Mia: *Is hit* Ow... x.x
Picard: I think that was his 'Watery Grave' attack.
Jenna: And judging that she would have the most resistance to one of those attacks... This is not good.
Picard: And he somehow missed most of us that time as well.
Saturos: *comes back with Trident-like object* Is this it? *sees several adepts yelling and running around ship*
Picard: How'd you get that?!?
Saturos: While Jenna and I were wandering around we acquired several things. This is one.
Jenna: *sees Saturos with Trident* Hurry! Chuck it at Poseidon!
Picard: *mumbling and shaking head* I won't ask how you 'acquired' that...
Saturos: *throws Trident at Poseidon*
*fight commences*
Poseidon: *dies*
Jenna: How does a god die?
Picard: I think it was a fake... There's Lemuria!
Felix: *revives Sheba and Mia* ...
Picard: Saturos?
Saturos: What?
Picard: Um, I think you should look out for Felix, he's threatening you.
Saturos: *raises eyebrow* I'm not to worried. *pulls Jenna closer*
Felix: *gets really mad* ... *walks up to Saturos* ...! *knocks out Saturos*
Everyone else: o.0;
Sheba: Does Felix have a death wish?
Picard: *looks at Jenna* What do you think? What scars me is that he had the ability to knock out Saturos. Isn't Saturos one of the if not the best Proxian warrior?
Jenna: *sees red* Gah!
Sheba: Well, remember that time when he randomly jumped of the lighthouse?
Picard: He did WHAT?!?
Jenna: *hurls fireball at Felix*
Felix: *ducks*
Fireball: *hits Picard*
Picard: x.x
Jenna: You will regret that Felix!
Felix: ...!
Mia: You just HAD to knock out the translator!
Jenna: *has no clue what her brother just said* I will get you! *drags of Saturos*
Felix: ...! *starts of after Jenna*
Mia and Sheba: *hold back Felix*
Mia: Oh no you don't, you'll just get KO'd again!
Felix: ...
Sheba: Not this again!
Felix: *revives Picard*
Picard: Ow... my head...
Felix: ...! *points to Mia and Sheba*
Picard: o.0 Um, Felix doesn't want anything to 'happen' to Jenna.
Sheba and Mia: o.0;;;
Mia: Can we at least try to get inside Lemuria before we think about this?
Felix: ...!
Picard: Alright already! Once we find a place to stay in Lemuria, I'll go find Saturos and Jenna and bring them back.
All: *go to inside Lemuria*
Mia: This place is so COOL!!! ^.^
Picard: This is going to be a looong day...
End of part 4
Umbriel: That's as far as I'm going!
Hail: But weren't you going to go farther?
Fizz: Yah, you were going to go to Champa!
Umbriel: Um... Oops? It ended up to long and it seemed like a good place to stop!
Hail: Reviews are welcome!
