Umbriel: I didn't get as far as I wanted to...

Hail: And it's late.

Umbriel: It's not late!

Hail: Same thing.

Fizz: Shame on you!

Umbriel: I've been really tired and if I wrote it any sooner... it wouldn't have been worse!

Hail: Sure...

Umbriel: Hey! Anyhoo, lets put it this way, if I owned Golden Sun, it would be so much different! That is why I wrote this, to show what might have happened!

Fizz: Meaning she doesn't own Golden Sun! ^_^

Hail: You're scarring me. -.-;

Umbriel: We also apologize for the character bashing that is in this chapter. There is a lot of it, but it's meant to be humorous!

Hail: -.-; She made a point of knocking out as many characters as she could...

Umbriel: Eh...heh...heh... Um, let's begin!

Alternate Solutions: They get knocked down...but they get up again

*inside Air's Rock*

Mia: This whole tiki thing is getting old...

Jenna: Why are there so many?

Sheba: Lets just keep going and maybe we'll find something.

Jenna: *walks up to random Tiki* Hmmm... Mia? Do you think this is an old Tiki of a young one?

Mia: *walks over* Well, it's relatively bumpy and there are a lot of lines. I think it's an old tiki.

Jenna: Good. *explodes tiki* I didn't really want to kill a young one.

Felix: ...

Picard: But what if we needed that tiki there?

Jenna: *walks over to Picard and pats him on the back* You're smart, you'll think of something.

All: *enter room with REALLY big tiki*

Jenna: NOOO!!! *runs out of Air's Rock*

Felix: ...

Picard: You're right...

Felix: ...

Picard: O_O Uh-oh.

Felix: *glares* ...

Sheba: What's he saying?

Picard: You don't want to know, trust me, you DON'T want to know.

Sheba: right...

Mia: Picard is he saying what I think he's saying?

Picard: That depends.

Mia: Is he? *looks at the door to Air's Rock*

Picard: Probably.

Sheba: WHAT'S GOING ON!?!

Picard: Let's not think about that now.

Mia: For once I don't feel clueless!

Sheba: -.-

*all find tablet*

Tablet: *has a writing on it that says 'Place Hand Here'"

Sheba: *raises eyebrow* No, I really don't want to know. *places hand*

Felix: ...

Picard: Even I didn't understand that.

Sheba: *starts floating* Hey! Put me down!

Felix: ...

Picard: So that's the translation of '...'?

Felix: ...

Picard: -.- That was an insult, wasn't it?

Sheba: Help me!

Mia: *not hearing Sheba* What was an insult?

Picard: He said I sound like Kraden...

Mia: Ouch, Felix! That was very rude!

Felix: ...

Picard: My esteem just went way down.

Mia: It's okay Picard, we'll get back at him.

Sheba: AAH! *falls with the tablet on to Felix*

Felix: x.x

Sheba: Thanks for breaking my fall.

Mia: *helps up Sheba*

Felix: x.x

Mia: There Picard, Sheba did it for you.

Sheba: What did I do?

Mia: Felix said Picard sounded like Kraden.

Sheba: Wow, that's pretty bad.

Picard: -.- Thanks.

Felix: x.x

All: *exit Air's Rock*

Felix: ... *glares*

Picard: *steps away from Felix*

Mia: Wait? Where's Jenna and Saturos?

Sheba: Forget Saturos, where's Jenna!

Mia: Um, I think it might be smart to find Saturos based on the fact that he's really strong if you haven't noticed? He can help us with the annoying critters!

Sheba: 'Annoying critters'???

Felix: ..!

Picard: What about Emus?

Felix: ...

Picard: -.- He's afraid of Emus...

Felix: ... *glares*

Picard: Whatever, we still have to at least find Jenna.

All others: *nod*

Felix: ...!

Picard: True, I don't think leaving Saturos and Jenna alone is a good idea either. We have to find them.

Felix: ... *goes of behind some rocks*

Picard: He said, "I'm going to find my little sister and if anything happened to her I will kill whoever did it."

Mia: How do you get all that from '...'?

Picard: Felixian is a very complex language.

Sheba: Complex?

Felix: *comes back with frazzled looking Jenna* ... *glares*

Picard: He couldn't find Saturos...

Jenna: Let go of me! *annoyed*

Saturos: *comes up behind Felix* you annoy me. *whacks Felix on the back of the head*

Felix: *drops Jenna* x.x

Jenna: x.x

Everyone: *looks at Felix*

Sheba: You're carrying him Picard.

Picard: But-

Everyone else: *glares*

Picard: O.O Okay, Okay!

Saturos: *picks up Jenna*

*everyone gets to a desert*

Saturos: *sighs* I know a short cut through here, come on.

Mia: But why are we going here anyway?

Saturos: *glares* Because we're going to meet up with Alex!

Mia: ^_^ Okey Dokie!

Saturos: *rolls eyes*

All: *get through desert and into town*

*at the inn*

Jenna: *wakes up* Where am I?

Saturos: We traveled through a desert and into a town with a broken boat. We were supposed to meet Alex here but it appears he left.

Jenna: Uh-oh... o.0;

Mia: What do you mean Alex isn't here?!?

Innkeeper: *scared* H-he just left a little w-while ago. Said he was going to some Champa place. You might be able to use the boat that we have - if you can repair it.

Mia: *runs off and fixes most of the boat* NOO! Can't fix it all!!!

Everybody else: -.-;;;

Sheba: Why don't we go up to this Champa thing now that we can use Picard's ship.

Mia: Yah! *runs off*

Picard: Sheba, why did you have to say that! She led us THROUGH SEVERAL RIVERS already! We're all wet because Mia decides to the direct route!

Sheba: ^.^; heh heh... oops!

Saturos: Damn water...

Jenna: *grumbling* I hate being wet...

All: *get to boat*

Mia: *climbs on board* Let's go!

Picard: My ship!

Saturos: This ship is Lemurian correct?

Picard: Correct...

Mia: ^_________^

Saturos: Then you need to use that orb before it can start sailing.

Mia: O.O

Picard: *looks at Mia* Uh-Oh...

Jenna: Let's move people!

Mia: *dashes off* DIE CRITTER THINGS!

Picard: ??? *finds Mia killing monsters* Why are there monsters on my ship? They could damage it! *helps Mia kill monsters*

Everyone Else: *watching Picard & Mia beat up monsters*

*everyone gets to a big room*

Picard: We finally made it, and killed all the monsters on my ship.

Mia: ^_^ Monsters all gone! We can finally start moving... and we're traveling by boat!!!

Boat: *Starts moving*

Picard: Lemuria is over that way *points to fog* Champa's that way *points north*

Mia: Alex... or Lemuria...Alex... or Lemuria... I can't decide! This is cruel and very unusual punishment! *steering ship*

Picard: Why is Mia steering the ship? Oh, that's right, Felix is knocked out, I'm in charge of Felix, Sheba's seasick, and both Jenna and Saturos couldn't be bothered!

Felix: ... *blinks*

Picard: You're awake!

Felix: ... *glares*

Picard: You're on a boat- Mia's steering. I'm not exactly sure where to.

Felix: ...! *goes off to find Mia*

Mia: Why is this happening to me???

Felix: *takes wheel and heads towards Lemuria*

Mia: That's one way of doing it... *blinks*

Felix: *is steering the ship* ...

Mia: *runs off* Picard? Where are you? I need you to translate something!

Felix: *rolls eyes*

Boat: *enters fog*

Sheba: Lets just get this over with. What do we do now?

Felix: *steers ship around rock*

Sheba: I really don't feel good.

Felix: *still steering ship around rock*

Sheba: Ow... x.x

Mia: Not another one...

Picard: Look! That current stopped! Felix, how did you know that would happen?

Felix: ...

Picard: You were BORED?!?

Saturos and Jenna: What happened?

Picard: We found how to get into Lemuria.

Jenna: *looks from Felix to Sheba* I'm going now... *goes out*

Saturos: I see...

Felix: *still steering ship*

Saturos: But shouldn't you already know how to get to Lemuria?

Picard: We aren't allowed out, I only got out because a tidal wave got me.

Saturos: I see...

Felix: *still steering ship*

Saturos: What happened to Sheba? *raises eyebrow*

Felix: *steers hard around rock*

Everyone: *falls backwards*

Saturos: Oh...

Picard: I vote for Mia steering again!

Mia; What's that? *points*

Poseidon: *Appears* I am Poseidon... BOO!

Everyone else: -.-;;;

Felix: *tries to sail around Poseidon*

Poseidon: You shall not Pass!

Jenna: *comes back* Actually-

Felix: *steers hard into Poseidon* ...! *glares*

Everyone: *falls down again*

Saturos: *annoyed* Who let him steer?!?

Picard and Mia: *shrink back*

Jenna: *tries to attack Poseidon with Tiamat* DIE!!! *doesn't work*

Coal: That hurt!

Scorch: That hurt my head!!

Char: This goes against the DNA!!!

Coal: We quit!

Jenna: -.- You can't quit...

Char: Why not?

Jenna: That. *points at Poseidon*

Poseidon: I am not a 'that'!

Jenna: *annoyed* Um, yes you are.

Coal: I think that we

Scorch: can make an exception for That.

Poseidon: No! I am Poseidon, a powerful god!

Char: But That

Scorch: is a much better name for you!

Coal: Continue!

All Djinn: *go back in Jenna's pockets squeaking to each other*

Picard: Um... I forgot to mention, you need a special weapon to beat it.

Saturos: *walks away grumbling*

Picard: With out it, Poseidon has an impenetrable shield.

Poseidon: *attacks*

Mia: *Is hit* Ow... x.x

Picard: I think that was his 'Watery Grave' attack.

Jenna: And judging that she would have the most resistance to one of those attacks... This is not good.

Picard: And he somehow missed most of us that time as well.

Saturos: *comes back with Trident-like object* Is this it? *sees several adepts yelling and running around ship*

Picard: How'd you get that?!?

Saturos: While Jenna and I were wandering around we acquired several things. This is one.

Jenna: *sees Saturos with Trident* Hurry! Chuck it at Poseidon!

Picard: *mumbling and shaking head* I won't ask how you 'acquired' that...

Saturos: *throws Trident at Poseidon*

*fight commences*

Poseidon: *dies*

Jenna: How does a god die?

Picard: I think it was a fake... There's Lemuria!

Felix: *revives Sheba and Mia* ...

Picard: Saturos?

Saturos: What?

Picard: Um, I think you should look out for Felix, he's threatening you.

Saturos: *raises eyebrow* I'm not to worried. *pulls Jenna closer*

Felix: *gets really mad* ... *walks up to Saturos* ...! *knocks out Saturos*

Everyone else: o.0;

Sheba: Does Felix have a death wish?

Picard: *looks at Jenna* What do you think? What scars me is that he had the ability to knock out Saturos. Isn't Saturos one of the if not the best Proxian warrior?

Jenna: *sees red* Gah!

Sheba: Well, remember that time when he randomly jumped of the lighthouse?

Picard: He did WHAT?!?

Jenna: *hurls fireball at Felix*

Felix: *ducks*

Fireball: *hits Picard*

Picard: x.x

Jenna: You will regret that Felix!

Felix: ...!

Mia: You just HAD to knock out the translator!

Jenna: *has no clue what her brother just said* I will get you! *drags of Saturos*

Felix: ...! *starts of after Jenna*

Mia and Sheba: *hold back Felix*

Mia: Oh no you don't, you'll just get KO'd again!

Felix: ...

Sheba: Not this again!

Felix: *revives Picard*

Picard: Ow... my head...

Felix: ...! *points to Mia and Sheba*

Picard: o.0 Um, Felix doesn't want anything to 'happen' to Jenna.

Sheba and Mia: o.0;;;

Mia: Can we at least try to get inside Lemuria before we think about this?

Felix: ...!

Picard: Alright already! Once we find a place to stay in Lemuria, I'll go find Saturos and Jenna and bring them back.

All: *go to inside Lemuria*

Mia: This place is so COOL!!! ^.^

Picard: This is going to be a looong day...

End of part 4

Umbriel: That's as far as I'm going!

Hail: But weren't you going to go farther?

Fizz: Yah, you were going to go to Champa!

Umbriel: Um... Oops? It ended up to long and it seemed like a good place to stop!

Hail: Reviews are welcome!