Chapter eleven

Sorry for not updating for such a long time.

I don't own Yugioh.

Kaiba had just finished his daily workout. Jumping into his Olympic sized pool he did a lap to cool off.

Jumping out he lay in his favorite lawn chair. He would never admit it to anyone but he liked lying in the warm sun.

But for some reason the sun wasn't shining as bright. Opening one eye he was slightly shocked.

'Wha? Is that my blue eyes? How did they summon it?'

The blue eyes began a slow descent towards the ground. Too slow for the riders it seemed. Kaiba heard 'Hurry the hell up!' Then he saw his blue eyes flip in midair. He heard a piercing, female scream and a stream of cussing.

'Aw yes. The cussing must be Elyssa, but who was the scream. My god was it the PHAROH!'

Splash. Looking in his pool he saw Yami and Elyssa totally wet. They started to scream inventive words and how they were going to skin my dragon. Looking up Kaiba saw his dragon holding someone in its claws. It dropped her gently on the ground and went back to it's card form. She extended her hands and grabbed the card. Kaiba got a good look at what she was wearing. It looked like a bra and a long skirt that basically had no sides. She had armlets like Malik but they had a sheer cloth that was shaped like bells. It went down to her wrist.

"Kay you always make friends with everything and everyone! Why am I always the one getting thrown into pools?" Screeched Elyssa. Yami looked pissed. Elyssa looked very pissed and the Mystery girl looked... Egyptian.

"Kay you always make friends with everything and everyone! Why am I always the one getting thrown into pools?" Elyssa asked, left eye twitching.

"Well maybe you should be a little nicer. But not too nice. Don't go making friendship speeches." Kay said with a shudder.

'I think I'll make myself known now.'

"Well that was amusing." Everyone turned.

"I couldn't help but notice how my Blue eyes saved you. I'm Seto Kaiba. Could I have my card back?" He asked extending his hand.

"Sure. Hi Seto, I'm Kristina Hamilton. Call me Kay." Giving it back Kay was walking over to Elyssa and Yami.

Kaiba followed her with his shifty eyes.

"So guys should we go home now?"

Everything was going fine until that monster started chasing Mokuba. They both tripped and fell on Kay. With a splash they all landed in the pool.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH! Fuck! What the hell is this crap on my eyes?" Kay screamed clawing at her face. Whatever was on her face ran into her eyes and now she was screaming like a Harpy.

Kaiba went running to help Mokuba and Kay out of the pool.

"WHY THE HELL WERE YOU CHASING MY BROTHER!!" Kaiba boomed.

"I'll leave now!" The chef ran away with a spatula between his legs.

"What is this stuff?" Elyssa asked.

Yami then walks up to Kay and rubbed some of whatever it was onto his finger.

"Ah. Egyptian Makeup. Has a hallucinogenic effect, she'll be high for a couple of hours. Either that or she'll pass out." Yami stated.

"Cool! Now I can put her into the middle of the road and watch cars run into her." Elyssa said.

"Why would you do that?" Yami asked.

"Your right she'll just walk into the middle of the road after looking at the headlights anyways."

"Why do you say that?" Yami asked.

"People that are high are attracted to bright things. See look." Elyssa point to Kay who was staring at the sun and also drooling a bit.

"Bright, pretty, shiny, blinding, burning, eyes shriveling." Kay said.

"Yami go flick her on the ear now." Elyssa said.

"Why? Wait a minute I remember doing that in ancient Egypt, something funny happens." Yami tried to remember.

"Your right something funny does happen, so go on flick her in the ear." Elyssa said with a hint of amusement in her voice.

So Yami went over to Kay, who was doing some weird dance, and flicked her in the ear.

"AAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Kay started to spazing out and threw herself backwards and into Kaiba.

"Okay." Yami said staring at Kay with a bit of fear in his eyes.

Kaiba caught her easily and just stared at her, because she started sniffing him.

"You smell like...... like... CHOCOLATE!!!" Kay screamed out with joy and started to nuzzling Kaiba's chest.

"Erm, yes I'll be going to do my homework now. Bye guys." Mokuba said before he hightailed it out of there.

Kay began to poke Kaiba's cheek. Yami and Elyssa were rolling on the ground laughing at this point.

"You don't smile enough. Wait I know what will make you smile, Setty!" Kay exclaimed.

She began to tickle Kaiba, who was trying not to laugh.

"Aw no fair! Malik would smile for me!"

"What? Malik?" Seto asked.

"Yea I was staying with him for a while. He has the long pointy golden thing when you twist it, it gets longer." Kay told him.

"Please tell me you are talking about the millennium Rod and it's dagger." Elyssa asked.

"Ah, yeah that's what it's called." Kay giggled.

"Ok good I thought you were talking about his... Never mind." Elyssa stopped.

"Ok I think it's time I take you to the infirmary now." Seto said.

"OH SHIT!!!! I forgot about Mitch!" Elyssa yelled.

"Well come on let's get going." Yami said to her.

"Hey Seto could you do me a favor and watch her for a while!" Elyssa yelled running after Yami, who was running toward the front door.

"Ok." Seto said staring back down a Kay asleep and slightly snoring in his arms.

Seto then walks in to his house to show her to the family doctor.

Meanwhile Yami and Elyssa made their way to the parking lot.

"DAMN IT! WHERES MY CAR!!!" Yami hollered.

"Kaiba must have towed it away, but we can use that!" Elyssa pointed to a motorbike.

"But that will only seat one." Yami said.

"No it WILL seat two. NOW COME ON!!"

Meanwhile Kay was lying on a bed. The family doctor was going home for the day. He told Kaiba that all he needed to do was wash the makeup out with water and a soft rag.

Kaiba came in with a bowl of warm water and a soft cloth. He sat down next to Kay's bed. He began to wipe away the stuff from around Kay's eyes when he noticed that the black wasn't coming off. He pushed a little harder and woke her up.

"Wha? Oh it's you yes hi. What are you doing?" Kay asked starting at him.

"I have to clean this make up off. The black won't come off though."

"Ah, that's not makeup. It's a bruise." Kay told him.

"A black-eye? How did you get that?" Seto asked.

"Malik gave it to me when I called him a Vermin ridden witless vain woman beating motherfucking ape." Kay said simply.

"You called him that? Yeah ok I need to get the rest of this crap off."

"Are you sure? I look pretty scary without makeup on." Kay warned him.

"I really doubt that." Seto said before slamming his hand to his mouth.

'Shit I should not have said that. Ah crap this is aw man if she is like Tea she will claw me to death.' He thought.

"What did you say? Oh well I don't care. It's not like I'm going to claw your face in."

"Oh really okay." Seto said hiding his emotions.

'I LIVE!!!! Oh yeah PARTY!!' He thought.

"Okay all done. Now we better get to the hospital." Seto said.

"What? Why?"

"Didn't you hear? Mitch down with West Nile." Seto told her.

"What?! He was always talking about that! Aw son-of-a-bitch! Lets go." Kay exclaimed.

She jumped out of bed and then realized that she still had on the clothes that Malik put on her.

"Ah Kaiba do you have any clothes that I can wear? I don't care if they are guy clothes. I don't want to look like a slut."

"Um I think I have something. I can steal something from the maid."

Meanwhile Yami and Elyssa were riding the motorbike and came to a stoplight. When they hit the stop light Yami slid forward and was right up against Elyssa's back.

'What the? Hey this is pretty comfortable and oh well it's not like I haven't done it to her before. I screwed her in the sand for Ra's sake. Oh yeah.'

"Um Yami, would you mind backing up?" Elyssa asked him.

"Oh sorry sure."

'What? No. Please don't tell me he enjoyed that. There's only one way to find out..." Elyssa thought.

She slowly backs up and her face went totally red.

'He enjoyed that all right. Unless it's his Millennium item in his pocket. I didn't just think that. Fuck Kay is wearing off on me.'

The light changed.

"Hold on Yami."

"Why?"

Elyssa revved up the bike and took off.

"OH SHIT!" Yami yelled.

After five minutes they came to a screeching stop at the hospital parking lot. They both jumped off the motorbike and ran to the front desk.

"May I help you?" The nurse at the front desk asked.

"Nope I found what I needed." Elyssa said after looking at a map that listed where all the rooms in the hospital were.

"Where too Elyssa?" Yami asked.

"The fifth floor and to room 550. That's where they are." Elyssa informed him.

So they both ran to the elevator and headed to the fifth floor. Once they got there they ran as fast as they could to the end of one of four hallways and found the room.

"We're back!" Elyssa said as she opened the door to Mitch's room.

"He's not going to make it." Serenity said while crying her eyes out.

"What do you mean?" Yami asked.

Serenity pointed to the bed.

"Holy shit how many machines are attached to him?" Elyssa asked looking at where she guessed Mitch was.

"125." A small figure said from behind all the wiring.

"Yugi?" Yami wondered.

"Yup and they attached 125 machines to him to see if he would live." Yugi said appearing from behind the wiring.

"And?" Elyssa was still staring at Mitch.

"Their going to take everything out since they can't do anything so he's going to die." Serenity burst into tears after hearing what Yugi said.

Just then the doctors came in and told everyone to leave for a while. About an hour later they said it was safe to go back in. Elyssa was the first one in and saw that almost every machine was taken off except for the heart- rate monitor and a couple other things.

"Mitch?" Elyssa said hoping that he would hear her.

"Elyssa is that you?" Mitch said in a very soft voice.

"Yeah it's me."

"Good there's something I wanted to tell you."

"What is it?"

"I told you we were all going to die of West Nile."

Elyssa sat there then started to laugh.

"Hey I said that I was going to die in some freak explosion. You said that you we're going to die of West Nile. And Kay... We have no idea how she's going to die yet. Oh well."

Mitch started to chuckle a little and then said, "I guess you got a point there."

"Hey I'm never completely right. But......... COME ON MAN YOU CAN'T DIE!"

Just then someone unexpected came in the door. It was Malik.

"What the hell are you doing here?" Yami snapped.

"None of you're god damn business ass wipe." Malik snapped back as he started to walk towards the bed.

Elyssa moved between him and Mitch.

"What do you want Malik?" Elyssa snarled.

"Just looking for Titi, that's all." Malik said.

"Fine just sit over there and don't move." Elyssa was pointing to a chair by the door.

"What makes you think I'm going to listen to you?" Malik said.

Elyssa turned to Mitch and grabbed a knife sitting on one of the tables then turn back to Malik holding the knife to his throat.

"Cause if you don't I'll be forced to kill you and you'll never even get a chance to see Kay. SO SHUT UP! AND SIT DOWN!" Elyssa yelled at Malik.

"Okay." Malik said quickly before going to his seat and sitting down. "Damn woman since when does she control my life." He mumbled.

"Since now ass." Elyssa said to him.

And with that he was quite till the door burst open again and Kay and Seto came running in. Everyone just stared at them. They were a very interesting pair. Kaiba was wearing his normal pants, but a tight leather shirt. He had left his trench coat behind. Kay was wearing a maid's skirt and a black shirt. It looked like the one that Kaiba wears sometimes. It was shrunk in the wash so it fit her, if not a little snugly.

"Mitch, I ran all the way through the hospital. I think I clocked an old lady back on the 4th floor." Kay puffed.

"'So how's he doing?" Kaiba asked.

"He's going to die!" Serenity wailed bursting into tears.

"What?! No he can't die! Mitch! We still have to pull the fire alarm at school!" Kay said running over to his bed.

"We did that last week." Mitch coughed.

"Oh yeah well we still have to ride our dirt bikes through the school!"

"The school? Is this a new plan you cooked up?" Mitch said weakly.

"Yeah me, you and Lyssa all get our dirt bikes and put on dark helmets and clothes over our normal clothes so they don't know who we are..." Kay started.

"Um Kay..." Elyssa started.

"Be quiet, I have to tell Mitch my master plan. So we all take different wings of the high school. We tie strings to all of the doors and to the back of our dirt bikes. We drive..."

"Um Kay I really think..." Yugi started.

"Shut up pipsqueak! She is trying to talk!" Kaiba snapped.

"Thank you Seto. So we go down the halls at top speed. The doors will all fly open and some will come off their hinges. (A/N trust me someone I know did this and it really happened.) We take those nasty turns and try not to slam into the walls. We can all smash through those windows that are at the end of all the halls. Then we ditch he bikes in those bushes, pull off the suits and helmets and join the crowds. Will Mrs. Curt freak or what?" Kay exclaimed.

"That would be great but I don't think I will be there." Mitch said sadly.

"What no! Don't think like that! Be positive. I will get revenge for you! I will kill all of those West Nile Bastards! Elyssa will help me! Right?" Kay turned to Elyssa.

"I think we have other problems right now." Elyssa said pointing to Malik.

They locked eyes. Kay slowly got up and took a step backwards. Malik got up with a nasty look on his face.

"Alright you ass! I told you to stay sitting! Now I'm going to cut you up!" Elyssa reached for the knife. Only to find that it was in Malik's hand.

"Um, did I say cut you up? I meant cut you up some fruit." Elyssa said inching back behind Yami.

Beep! Beep BEEEEPPP!

Mitch's line started to go dead. Nurses and doctors ran in.

"Please everyone leave the room immediately!" One said.

"But..." Everyone started to protest.

"GET OUT NOW! UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO...!" The nurse didn't have to finish her sentence.

Everyone was in the hall. They could still here Mitch's flat line.

Serenity was bawling. Kay and Elyssa were just standing there not blinking. Barely breathing.

Elyssa snapped out of her trance. She turned around and walked away.

"Akila! Where are you going? Come back!" Yami called slightly distressed.

Elyssa simply dismissed his comment with a wave of her hand. She continued to walk. Yami stared at her back unsure as what to do.

Kay also snapped out of her trance. She walked down the opposite hallway.

"What? Why is everyone walking away?" Yugi asked.

"They hate me! They are going to leave me here all alone!" Serenity bawled.

"Um no I don't think that is the reason. They can't handle my sexy body. It's too much for their virgin eyes." Malik scoffed.

"Shut up you incisive hog-humping dickwad! You are not sexy! My grandmother has more sex appeal then you do. And she breaks mirrors!" Serenity screamed.

Everyone gasped. They would have never thought that she knew words like that.

"My Mitchy died! He was my inspiration!" Serenity cried.

"Um yeah I'm going to find Akila now. See ya." Yami said. He began to walk down the hall that Elyssa went down.

"I'm going to go to the waiting room with Serenity." Yugi told them all. He walked away with her.

"OK I'm going to find Kay." Kaiba said.

"Not if I find her first you monkey turd!" Malik took off after Kay with Seto hot on his trail.

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Elyssa was staring at her reflection in the ladies room. She saw something flash in the corner of her eye. Turning quickly she let out a small shriek. Yami was in the girl's bathroom!

"What are you doing in here!?" Elyssa asked.

"I just came to see how you are doing..." Yami said shuffling his feet. He looked around and saw the Tampon dispenser. He stared at it for a second.

"What is that? A candy machine?" Yami asked puzzled.

Elyssa sweat dropped. "Um, no it's not." Elyssa went back to staring at herself.

"What are we going to do?! We have to arrange a funeral and then... What about his parents! His family! What are they going to do!?" Elyssa bursted.

"Calm yourself we will think of something." Yami tried to soothe her.

"Calm, I am calm!"

"You know your right not a single tear. Not even Kay. Why is that?" Yami asked.

"You learn not to express your emotions so openly . . ." Elyssa said dryly.

"O...k"

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'Ok so what should we do? Bury? Cremate? Mummify? Where will we get the money? What kind of funeral will it be? Too many questions. Not enough answers.' Kay thought.

Something shiny caught her eye. It was a vending machine. Filled with chocolate bars and lots of candy.

'Hm nothing better than a lot of candy and a sugar high to forget misery.'

Reaching into the skirt. Kay pulled out the contents of the pocket.

'Let's see. Lint, string, gum wrapper... and aw yes, coinage. Um about two dollars worth.'

Popping all of the change into the Machine. Wouldn't you know it. The damn thing ate her money.

"PIECE OF SHIT!" With several swift kicks to it's electronic ass, and a well placed punch, a stream of candy shot out of it. It didn't stop until the vending machine was almost empty.

Kay bent down and scooped it all up. She ran before anyone could see.

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"Feeling better Serenity?" Yugi asked.

"Yes, I want to go home." She sniffed.

"Okay we will find the others then we can all go back to my place. Come to think of it grandpa and mom are back." Yugi remembered.

Getting up they wondered the halls. Passing the bathrooms they saw Elyssa and Yami.

"Hey guys." They greeted each other.

"Where are Kay and Seto and pinky?" Elyssa asked.

"Pinky?" Yugi and Serenity asked.

"Don't ask."

"Um Kay walked off, then Malik and Seto chased after her." Serenity said.

"Oh boy. We better go find them."

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'She has to be around here somewhere.'

Seto was walking down the halls trying to find Kay and the others. He passed a broom closet, and heard a small giggle. Raising an eyebrow Seto opened the door. He sweat dropped, there was Kay giggling and eating chocolate. She had a bucket on her head.

"Kay we are leaving."

Seto grabbed Kay and pulled her out of the closet. He dragged her toward the exit. Standing by the doors, was the rest of the gang.

"Ah good you found her." Elyssa observed.

"Hello. I have a bucket on my head." Kay said stupidly.

Yami pulled the bucket off and dropped it on the floor. He walked out of the door and everyone followed.

Ill try to update faster from now on.