A/N: Yes we know that after Christmas means not New Years Eve but we have had a pretty hectic Christmas

So on with the story

Catherine shouts, " Oh shut up Greg it's your fault we are in here!"

" Who is the one that drinks coca cola?" Greg asks who then makes a few heads turn in Nick's direction " Don't look at me I hate any type of soda, peanut butter and candy and cup cakes and only drink iced Tea!"

"Well who drinks coca cola?" Warrick asked, as if magic came a faint whistling sound coming from Lindsey's direction

"Mommy I'm thirsty, hungry and need to go to the bathroom"

" Oi you Mr technical cameraman is there a vending machine any where my daughter can buy a can of coca cola and is there any way that she can go to the bathroom"

"Wait a minute I have an idea, what was the number you asked me to ring?" Brass Asked

"Oh that number, 1-800 I'VE BEEN SUCKED THROUGH A TV BY A SLEEPY LAB TECH CALLED GREG SANDERS"

"Wow Greg" Sara said sarcastically "you have a hotline"

The CSIs all heard a series of dialling.

"Sorry mate" Brass called out "its Busy"

"Greg, what do you get up to in your spare time?"

"Um, do I really have to answer that"?

"NO" Sara shouted

"Hey guys if we're stuck here I suggest we nominate an all powerful leader"

"Ok any nominations" Lindsey asked

"We'll all write the name of our nomination on this piece of paper"

The Almighty Greg Sanders

Gil Grissom

Brasses Arse

Gil

The Almighty Ecklie

"Hey you copied me," Greg said

"Shut up we haven't finished the list," Said the very technical cameraman Terry

The very powerful and wise Lindsey

"I should have put that"

"SHUT UP GREG" they all shouted together

Homer Simpson

"Hey who said you could vote"

"Well it is a crossover"

Gil Grissom's Beetle formally known as Ringo

My, uh I mean Greg's Head

"Hey who said you could vote twice"

"Terry the camera man"

" What if Terry said that you had to jump off a bridge what would you say?

"Where is my swim suit"?

The almighty and powerless Gil Grissom

"NICK!!!!"

"What I didn't do anything!"

"You have ink on your hands which is still wet"

"Damn, I knew that becoming a CSI and knowing CSI's are like hell they notice every thing!"

"Yeah but Terry told me to do it"

"Would you jump off a cliff when Terry asked?" Catherine replied

"Ok then I think we have all voted so I will check the list as I was the only one not to have voted" Catherine then checked the list "Grissom's Beetle formally known as Ringo no he is out and I thought he was dead"

"How could that be I left him with Homer Simpson… Homer what did you do with Ringo?"

"Ringo!?!" Homer asked

" Yeah the beetle I gave you and told you to look after it while I voted for brasses Arse"

"You told me is such a harsh word spoke at me is better and Ringo he died a long time ago but your beetle well he escaped and is probably nestled in the soles of Warrick's Shoe

"Nick, Back to you, would you jump off of a Bridge when Terry asked?" Catherine asked

"Hell yes!"

"Ok then but you do not know what you are letting your self in for, Brass take it away!"

"Nicky my boy save your self but don't forget to jump off this bridge in San Francisco!" Brass Grabs the remote and presses the programme up button

"Oh Discovery Channel my favourite… Nice tornado… Braaasssss"

A/N: We are hoping to update in 2004, which won't be a very long wait

          Stay with us to see if Grissom's beetle is alive and Nick really does go diving off of a bridge in San Francisco so stay put