Fenrir: OK, so this is my 1st fanfic…

Joey: Wot's it bout?

Fenrir: Err… it's about u and sum other people.

Joey: cool! Wot do we do. It's not gay is it?

Fenrir: Um… would u look at the time! Gotta go!

Joey: ."

Disclaim: None of the character's/ names belong to me. (Otherwise I'd b rich! Mwah hah hah!)

The snacks were set out. The magazines were piled up. The stereo was playing some gentle music. The lights were turned down low, emitting a sexy, red glow. Bakura was so excited. His first sleepover! He was just fluffing up the pillows when the doorbell rang.

"Oh my God!" squealed Bakura, "They're here!" he raced over to the door and yanked it open. In the doorway stood Yugi, Joey, Malik and Tristan.



"Hi guys! Come on in!" welcomed Bakura,



"Thanks," replied Yugi as they stepped in.



"Wow, the place looks great." observed Yugi,



"Really? I wasn't sure if I should have a red light or a pink one." said Bakura once everyone was in properly.



"Oh no, it's fine!" Yugi said,



"Yeah, it's great!" exclaimed Tristan,



"It's magnificent," came Malik, "It's gorgeous, it's fantastic!"



"It's GAY!!" shouted Joey, a look of disgust on his face.



"Oh lighten up boyfriend!" cried Yugi and he put his arm round Joey.



"Lighten up! Could this be any gayer?" questioned Joey,



"It's not that gay," defended Yugi, "and besides, there's nothing wrong with a bit of homosexuality,"

"But look at it. Let's start with the snacks. Pink biscuits, pink ice cream, purple jelly and purple punch! We have to sit on little pink pouffes with fluffy purple pillows."

"Oh shut up and sit down," ordered Bakura. Everyone sat down and started eating some snacks.

"So what are we gonna do first?" asked Tristan.

"I was thinking that we could play spin the bottle." replied Bakura, and he got up and got a bottle. Bakura spun the bottle first and it landed on Malik.

"Ooh! Be gentle!" begged Malik and everyone laughed, except for Joey, who still looked as sour as a lemon.

"I can't make any promises," Bakura said as he crawled towards Malik and he gave him a big, long kiss on the lips. Malik didn't protest and they had to be pried apart by Tristan,

"Let someone else have some!" he exclaimed genuinely and Malik spun the bottle. It landed on Yugi.

"Yugi Motto, you're mine!" Malik said seductively and he kissed Yugi also on the lips, but stopped after a while. When Yugi spun the empty wine bottle, it landed on Joey.

"You have to be kidding me!" Joey shouted, "I'm not kissing him!" He pointed at the midget as he advanced on Joey. Joey rushed up

"This isn't gonna happen. Either we stop this now or I'm leaving!" he told them and he backed away from the eager Yugi.

"OK, OK. We'll stop." said Bakura gently. He picked up the bottle and placed it on the side, hoping to use it later, but Joey was so against it that he couldn't see it happening.

"So what are we going to do now?" queried Yugi, giving Joey an evil look. He was thoroughly disappointed.

"I know! Let's say who we fancy," suggested Tristan, "I'll start! The person I really fancy, more than anything is …"

"Oh come on," said Joey tiredly, "We all know it's my sister."

"That's where you're wrong my blond-haired friend, for the person I truly fancy is Duke Devlin." There was a pause and then everyone, including Joey, laughed.

"What, dice boy?" mocked Malik

"Shut up!" defended Tristan

"OK, me next!" cried Yugi, "I fancy Yami."

"Well we know that!" exclaimed Bakura, "OK Joey, you next."

"Unlike you 'guys', I fancy a girl," Joey started, but everyone gasped, horrified at what they had heard, "It's not that shocking, it's Mai." Once again, everyone went silent and they stared at Joey like he was some kind of freak.

"Weirdo," Malik insulted, "I'll go next. The one person I really fancy, besides myself, is Ryou."

"What!" Bakura thought, " How could he? I fancy Ryou!"

"OK Bakura, it's your turn." informed Yugi,

"Err…" said Bakura, "I just remembered, I'm feeling sick!"

"Huh? But…" began Malik.

"Sorry. It's really infectious. It's called getting-an-urge-to-kill-Malik-it is." And with that he rushed everyone out. Once everyone had left, he opened his opened his cupboard to reveal a shrine to Ryou. He then got a photo of Malik and lit a match.

"Revenge…Revenge is sweet…" and he burned the photo, the flames flickering in the darkness of the night, burning Malik to a cinder.