Sandra: Here's the pointless funny ending! Enjoy!

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Optional Ending III

*Rei's P.O.V.*

"AHHHHHHHHH!" I jumped up, looking around, I realised I was in my bedroom.

"Oh my God, all just a dream! Thank GOD!" I fell back onto my pillow and started breathing in all the fresh oxygen around me.

"Rei okay? Tala hear Rei scream, Tala scared!" I look down at the chibi beside me, I smiled and stroked his hair.

"Rei good, just Rei have nightmare, Tala go back to sleep." I smiled and gave the chibi a kiss on the head and tucked him in.

Not being able to get back to sleep, I think I'll go and make breakfast, knowing Tyson, he would throw a fit and kick me out for not feeding him, hehe.

"Morning guys!" I said happily as I skipped won the stairs, when I skidded to a halt.

"Guys, what's wrong?" I asked, everyone looked so gloomy, where's Kai?

"Rei…it's Kai…" Max started.

"No, Kai…he didn't…" I can't say it, Kai can't be dead, it was just a dream right? Tala is still a chibi, it must be a dream!

"Kai…he…I can't believe it myself Rei…" Tyson said before slamming his fist into the table.

"Rei, Tala hungryyyyyyyy! Did Fatness monkster eat all food again?" Tala said as he tugged at my trouser leg.

"Tala…not now…" I said.

"Rei…we understand how hard it will be for you to take, but…we just found out now ourselves…" Kenny said holding onto Dizzy tightly.

"What wrong Rei?" Tala asked, I picked him up and put him on my lap.

"How?" I ask.

"He just…walked away…" Tyson said.

"He didn't even say goodbye, just went…" Max said.

"I wish he would consider everyone's feelings before doing such things." Kenny said.

"Yeah, I mean, you and him were pretty deep, and he just went…" Tyson said getting up and coming over to me, placing a reassuring hand on my shoulder.

"He'll be back, he can't separate from you." Max said also coming over to me.

I felt the tears well up in my eyes, and were ready to fall…and they did.

"How can he come back to me? Now that he's gone!?!" I screamed at them.

"He's gone to a better place Rei, don't worry, after a while, he'll be back." Kenny said to me.

"Rei no cry…*sniffle*…Tala cry too…" Tala said then he broke into tears too.

I hugged the chibi as we both cried our eyes out.

The phone rang, but I had no intention to go pick it up.

"Hello, Tyson speaking."

He stops for a bit.

"Rei, it's for you! It's Kai!" Tyson called to me. How can eh lie in a time like this, nothing will cheer me up now.

"Tyson, it's not funny! How can Kai call when he's gone?!"

"There's a thing called international call Rei." Max said.

"You guys aren't making this any better you know!"

"Rei, hurry up! It's a few bucks per minute to call from Hawaii to Japan you know!" Tyson yelled.

"Hawaii?" I look at him strangely.

"Kai went to Hawaii, he didn't consult any of us and just left the set, but since the shows almost over we had to continue it." Kenny said.

I ran to the phone and picked it up.

"KAI! WHAT IN THE NAME OF HELL ARE YOU DOING IN HAWAII!?!?!?"

"REI! There are children reading this! And Tala's a little too little to be learning such language!" Kenny shouted and Max covered Tala's ears, but too late.

"Hell! Hell! What the hell!" Tala started to say.

"Rei, sorry, but I need a vacation, away from that little brat…"

"I don't care if you need to get away from the brat, but you should've at least told me!"

"REI! LANGUAGE!" Kenny shouted.

"Brat, brat, brat." Tala started to say whilst pointing at Tyson.

"Why you little… come back here!!!!" Tyson screamed as he chased Tala.

"Rei, come on, I wanted to take you with me, but you're one of the main star in this and I just can't be bothered…"

"Can't be bothered?! Can't be bothered?! How am I supposed to continue when my supposing other love is killed off the show cause he decided that he can't be bothered?!"

"CUT!!!!!" The director came up to me.

"Rei! Rei, baby, come on relax!"

"Relax, relax?! How am I supposed to relax when the whole show is ruined?!" I cried, my assistant came up to me and draped my towel over my shoulders.

"Come on Koneko, relax…don't tell me you really ARE in love with Kai?" Tala asked me as he hugged me from behind.

"Tala aniki! Chibi Tala hungry!" I watched the chibi run over to his older brother.

"There's cookies, chocolate and muffins over there." Tala said.

"Tala you don't understand! We had just this one shot….WAHHHH!" What the hell?!?! Looking at the floor, there was a box there.

"WHY ON EARTH IS THERE A BOX IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SET?!" I screamed and kicked it with all my might, I watched it fly and hit Tyson in the head, Tala started to roll on the floor laughing.

"Tyson, I'm sorry! I didn't mean…"

"WHAT THE HELL IS A BOX FLYING AROUND FOR?" I watched Tyson kick the box which flew and hit Kenny, who was having a makeover and ended up getting face powder in his eyes which made him swing and kick frantically which kicked Dizzy and Dizzy flew and hit Max causing Max to cry which made everyone run to his side which made someone knock over the camera which rolled and hit Tala who was in the floor and now I am sitting on the floor beside Tala trying to cheer him up.

Ok, not take a deep breath! Phew.

"Tala, you ok?" I ask him, stroking his hair.

"Uh…someone save me…I'm in need of…emergency…" Tala said, giving the "oh." and "ow." here and there whilst resting his head on my lap.

"And what emergency do you need?" I ask him with a knowing smile.

"This." He said, grabbing hold of the two ends of my towel and pulling me down into a passionate kiss.

"Love you Rei koneko." He mumbled in the kiss.

"Love you too." I said trying my best not to break the kiss.

*Normal P.O.V.*

"AND CUT! THAT'S GOOD EVERYONE, THAT'S A RAP! LET'S ALL GO HOME NOW! SEE YOU AT THE PREMIERE!" The real director yelled (a.k.a Shini.D)

"Tala, Rei, you two can stop now." The director said, but the two continued to make out on the floor.

"Forget it, come on everyone, let's go." Everyone packed up the equipment, walking here and there, putting away this and that, unscrewing that and this, and turning off this and that.

"Hey Rei, we're off now." Max said as he came over to his friend, Rei just gave them a quick wave, not breaking the kiss still.

"Ok, we're going now, Bye Rei, Tala." Tyson said as he and the other Bladebreakers left the set.

Off went the lights.

"Tala, I think we're locked in." Rei said finally acknowledging the fact that everyone has left.

"Even better, now they can't see anything that we do in this dark and secluded place. Ne, koneko?" Tala said huskily.

"Are you taking horny 24/7 pills or something?" Rei asked, you hear a thump at the area of chairs.

"No, I'm taking Rei is oh so sexy and fine pills and unresistably tasty." Tala whispered and then you can hear a ruffle of clothing.

"Tala…you are so damn…"

"WAHHHHHHHH!!!!! CHIBI TALA SCARED!!!!" You hear a scream by the food table.

"Aww man…Chibi Tala!" Rei called and then u hear a big thump and a "ITAI! REI!" From Tala.

"Sorry Tala."

"WAHHHH!!!!!"

"Coming Chibi Tala." Then you hear a crash and then the squeaking of wheels and then another crash.

"SHIMATA!" Rei hissed.

"Just end this before you find us in the hospital covered in bandages and plasters." Tala and Rei pleaded.

"WAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!"

OWARI III

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