So what could the Misfits be doing while 'Cajun Spice' is going on? Doing a little baking with the X-Men at the mansion, what else?
Misfit Sugar
"So they've all gone to go hunt for Rogue and Gambit huh?" Althea asked Kitty.
"Yup, Logan really wanted to kill Remy," Kitty said. "Storm and Scott went with Kurt. You should have seen him, he was really freaked that she left."
"Kurt? Well I guess he doesn't really hate Rogue as much as he thought he did," Althea remarked as they walked into the kitchen. The rest of the Misfits were there including Arcade, Trinity, and Spyder. Several remaining X-Men were there as well.
"What are they doing here?" Jean groaned.
"You should learn to stop asking questions like that Jean," Kitty groaned.
"Yeah some people never learn do they?" Spyder grinned.
"Oh goody you're here," Kitty glared at Spyder.
"Come on you two," Lance said. "No fighting."
"Yeah like that's going to happen," Pietro scoffed.
Hank walked in and saw the situation. Misfits and X-Men in the same room with nothing to do but create a fight. "O-kay, I know the Professor is busy with Cerebro and Logan and Storm are gone…Where's Angel?"
"He took off as soon as we got here," Lance explained with a smirk. "Said something about getting some 'supplies' from the package store."
"I see," Hank groaned. "Jean…"
"Oh wait," Jean put a hand to her head. "I've just received a telepathic call from the Professor! Gotta go!" She took off.
"Oh yeah right!" Hank snapped after her. He took a deep breath. "Okay let me guess, the Misfit adults have taken off and let you guys wander over here am I right?"
"Do you even have to ask anymore?" Pietro asked.
"No, it was just a rhetorical question," Hank sighed. "So it looks like you all need something to do. And by something I mean anything other than trashing the mansion and creating more holes in the walls. So well we're in the kitchen so how about we do a little baking?"
"Are you nuts?" Pietro pointed to Kitty. "With her in here? What you want us all to get food poisoning?"
"You are gonna suffer from some fist poisoning if you don't…" Kitty made a fist.
"Cut it out!" Hank snapped. "Now how about we make some cookies? Uh Kitty…You can beating the batter instead of mixing the ingredients."
Then he noticed Spyder was looking at him. "Well hi there," Hank said. "You must be Spyder. I'm glad to finally meet you."
Spyder blinked. "Are you related to the Cookie Monster? Or Sully from Monsters Inc.?"
"Cute kid…" Hank grumbled.
"I'll bake cookies with you Kitty!" Peter said.
"No I will!" Lance growled.
"How about Spyder goes with Kitty and you two find other partners for once?" Hank said.
"Oh great!" Kitty groaned.
"Cookies! Cookies!" Xi squealed happily as they prepared.
"Some assassin you are," Bobby groaned.
"I like cookies," Xi huffed.
"What's wrong with cookies?" Arcade asked.
"Come on people let's get cooking!" Hank said. Soon the groups were divided into large teams making batter, mixing and decorating. However Hank had his hands full supervising them all.
"Xi stop eating the sugar straight out of the bag!" Hank snapped. "You too Jamie!"
"Mr. McCoy, Tabby's trying to use her time bombs to bake the cookies faster!" Wanda shouted.
"Ewww!" Amara winced. "Toad that is so disgusting!"
"Todd don't use your tongue to operate the mixer!" Hank said. "You're getting slime in the batter! And no Xi you can't eat the batter!"
"Hey knock it off!" Ray snapped. "Mr. McCoy Peter and Lance are fighting with icing again!"
"Boys stop it! Xi don't eat all the chocolate chips!" Hank shouted. "And Mr. Dukes don't eat the peanut butter ones!"
"Althea quit splashing me with water!" Amara shouted.
"When you stop trying to set my cookies on fire!" Althea retorted.
"I'm just trying to get them to bake faster!" Amara explained.
"Okay Xi I don't even know why you're eating flour!" Hank groaned. "Just stop it okay?" Dozens of Jamies ran by. "Trinity stop chasing Multiple!"
"Ouch watch it!" Roberto snapped as they ran into him. "This kitchen is getting way too crowded!"
"Hey Pietro stop throwing sprinkles on me!" Bobby snapped. "Or else it's gonna be an early winter!"
"Isn't making cookies fun?" Spyder giggled.
"You can drop the sweet act sister!" Kitty snapped.
"Fine," Spyder glared. "I'm just letting you know now that I'm not letting you string along my new big brother anymore. You're not good enough for him."
"Listen good you little wall crawling…EEEEK!" Kitty dodged the webbing. "HA! You're not gonna get me that easily!"
"YEOW SHE GOT ME INSTEAD!" Ray snapped. He glared at her. "Big mistake!"
"LANCE! RAY AND KITTY ARE BEING MEAN TO ME!" Spyder squealed.
"Hey! Leave her alone!" Lance snapped at Ray, he grabbed his shirt.
"Back off man," Ray snapped.
BOOM!
"Tabitha I told you no bombs in the batter!" Wanda snapped. "Maybe this will remind you!" Several cooking utensils started flying all over the place.
"All right! Knock it off!" Hank shouted. "Lance! Ray stop fighting! Kitty you leave Spyder alone! Spyder no! Don't shoot those webs at people! Bobby what have I told you about snowball fights in the house? Pietro don't encourage him!"
A baking pan then hit him in the back of the head. "All right Wanda stop that right now! Girls! Stop it! Stop kissing Jamie and…ALTHEA! AMARA NO POWERS! Great now the curtains are on fire! Thanks Althea now please…YEOW! SPYDER WATCH IT WITH THOSE WEBS!" He was then squirted with icing. "NO ICING FIGHTS! XI…OH FORGET IT!" He shouted. "I GIVE UP!"
Jesse then lost control of his powers causing everything electric and every machine to go out of control. "Watch out for the flying mixer!" Fred shouted.
"Incoming!" Todd yelled as he ducked as it flew over his head.
"WATCH OUT TABBY THREW ANOTHER TIME BOMB!" Sam shouted.
"Huh?" Hank noticed it landing in a bowl of batter next to him.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Some time later the returning X-Men walked into the kitchen. "Oh man what a mess!" Logan groaned. "Three guesses how this happened?"
"Figures that the Misfits would trash this place while we're gone," Scott grunted.
"Actually this time they had help," Hank groaned as he lay on the floor covered in batter. "Now could somebody please help me to the infirmary?"
