The Burgandy Carpet

Hiya! If you've read my other PD story (DataDyne Revived), then you've seen this before!

If you haven't, boy R U in 4 a treat! This is a story about what happens when me, a crazed Joanna fan, does a lot of crap for her to sign my cruddy PD game cartridge! It's pretty funny! Check it out!

And, be sure to read DataDyne Revived! It's GREAT! Thank you, and enjoy!

~Mz/Chx

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The Burgandy Carpet Chapter 1: Oops!

Mz/Chx: (holding a Mircophone and talking to the camera-dude behind her) Hello everyone! I'm here outside the world premiere of the long-awaited, Perfect Dark Movie! We're now waiting for the fancy stretch limos to pull up so people can fight for photos and autographs!

(A navy-blue hover-limo floats down from traffic. The Carrington Institute logo can be seen on the hood of the car.)

Mz/Chx: Oh my God! Can it be?

(Joanna steps out wearing a long sky-blue gown, with blue, transparent Cinderella-type, shoes. She also has on forearm-length sky-blue gloves, adorned with sequins and glitter)

Mz/Chx: It's Joanna Dark!

(the crowd goes wild as she gracefully struts down the burgandy carpet)

Joanna: Wow, Elvis is right! This dress really has a "hypnotic" tint to it! (blows kisses to her fans)

(Daniel Carrington steps out *wearing the same tacky tuxedo as seen in Carrington Institute: Defense* and walks down the carpet followed by Jonathan who was wearing a black tuxedo)

Fan #1: Joanna, can I have your autograph?

Fan #2: Joanna, can I have a lock of your amber-brown hair?

Fan #3: (perverted) Joanna, can I have your virginity?

Joanna: (punches the freaky fan in his jaw) . . .!

Fan #3: I. . .I just got punched by THE Joanna Dark! I'm going to cut the skin around my bruise and sell the scab on eBay!

Mz/Chx: (shouting) Joanna! Joanna, over here! A word with the lovely Miss Dark, if you will!

Joanna: (walks over) Hello there! And who might you be?

Mz/Chx: Hi, I'm Miss Cheex and you are now live on. . .

Joanna: "Miss Cheex"? Now, surely that isn't your real name, is it?

Mz/Chx: Of course not, my real name is. . .(a hovercar flies overhead drowning out Mz/Chx)

But, my second identity is Mz/Chx.

Joanna: O__o. . . Okay now what can I do for you Mz/Chx? (gasp) Is that a camera? Am I on the telly?! (starry eyed)

Mz/Chx: Yes, you're on the telly. . .I mean TV. See, I'm in the fanfiction.net crew as the reporter. I go to famous events like these all the time.

Joanna: Oh, that's just darling! (pats Mz/Chx on the head) Can I say hi to my mother and sis?

Mz/Chx: Uh, yeah. . .Sure!

Joanna: (waves to the camera) Hiya mum! Velvie! It's me, Jo! I'm on the telly! Um, Mz/Chx. . .It was very nice to meet you, but I need to get to the premiere. . .(shakes Mz/Chx's hand)

Mz/Chx: Wait, wait! Could you please sign my Perfect Dark game cartridge?

Joanna: I don't see why not! Do you have it? (takes out a pen)

Mz/Chx: Of course! It's right here in my pocket! (shuffles around for the cartridge)

Joanna: Could you please go a little faster?

Mz/Chx: I know it's in here somewhere. . .

Joanna: I-I really, really must go. . .

Mz/Chx: Wait! Don't go! I know I have it! Please! (continues looking for the cartridge)

Jonathan: (pushes Joanna by the butt) C'mon, Jo. We have a movie to see!

Mz/Chx: (ghetto-mode) Excuse you! I was tryin' to get my autograph from Miss Joanna Dark! You ain't hafta push her like that!

Jonathan: (mocking ghetto-mode) Well, don't blame me if you lost your stank little cartridge but we can't just stop the show. Okaaaaaaay? (walks away)

Mz/Chx: (gasps) W-what? Did he?

~End Chapter 1

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Well, that's Jonathan for you! Anyways, next time, I trick a couple of sappy guards to get in! That's all I can tell you!

P.S. I update often so keep checking in!