Everyone knows the story of Humpty Dumpty. He is/was a giant egg who fell off a wall and all the king's horses and men couldn't fix him.

Well anyway, Humpty Dumpty's mom always told him to stay away from the wall but did he listen to her? No! Of course not! So Humpty Dumpty's mom, or Pricilla to be more exact, was left with a scrambled son. She cried for 7 days and 7 nights until 8 days after her sons cracking, a beautiful fairy came to Pricilla.
"Pricilla, don't be afraid...your son will be back to normal in a couple of days, if you want him to...but it will come for a price." she told her.
"Anything!" Pricilla cried.
The fairy closed her eyes and mumbled some words
"Mo-om? Mom where am I?"
"Oh my son! You have saved my son! Thank you kind fairy!!!"
"And now for the price. You may have 7 days and 7 nights with him. Then you give him to me."
The fairy flew off mumbling some words that sounded a lot like: "I love pegs!!!"

"Oh No!!! The fairy is going to eat my little peg!!!" Pricilla thought, "Wait a minute, she said ~gulp~ egg!" For the next 7 days Humpty stayed away from the wall and spent as much time possible with his mom.

On the 8th day the fairy came back. "I have come for my breakfast...I mean the egg...I mean the boy."
"Well you can't have him!" Pricilla shot back.
"Oh yes I can!"
"Not if I can guess your true identity!!!"
"How did you know?"
"Well duh, we are in a story...the heroes always know the weakness just in time to save the day."
"Well you are never going to guess what I am!!!"
"Nope you are wrong. With the help of my trusty computer, I will google you and discover what you are."
"Nooooooooooooooo! Not fair!!!" the fairy cried out in anguish.
"Ah, here you are: You, miss thang, are a piece of bacon!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" suddenly the fairy turned into a piece of sizzling, yummy bacon.
The eggs had a great big breakfast the next day consisting entirely of bacon.
And they lived happily ever after!