Last Time: I sneak past the doofy guards and into the building.

Misc. Notes: It's me again! In class today, I practiced drawing myself trying to get an autograph of Joanna. If I can get my damn scanner to work, then you can see my renowned art on my website! And, I got some reviews and people are really liking my work! Makes me feel good! Anyway, back to the story. . .

~Mz/Chx

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Chapter 3: Uh-oh. . .

(Mz/Chx is now in the lobby of the primiere hall (or wherever) and being followed by the fanfiction.net's camspy.)

Mz/Chx: (bangs on the cloaking device until she becomes visivle) *Ghetto-ass cloaking device!* Okay, I'm in! (there's a walkie-talkie thing on the camspy, ok?)

Cameraman: Alrightie then. . .Hey, Mz/Chx!

Mz/Chx: What?! Can't you see that I'm trying to be in. . .incom. . .

Camerman: Inconspicous?

Mz/Chx: Yeah, that word!

Cameraman: I was just trying to tell you that there's a Hyndai Santa Fe parked out here!

Mz/Chx: Pfft! So what? Who would be so OLD SCHOOL enough to drive a Santa Fe? That's just SO 2000's (remember, the time zone is what? Uh. . .2020 or something like that?)

Cameraman: Well, the license plate reads: J-N-O-T-H-N 1

Mz/Chx: And?

Cameraman: AND?! It's, oh never mind.

Mz/Chx: There's Joanna! And she's mingling at the snack table with. . .with. . .

Cameraman: With who?

Mz/Chx: Kafei from Zelda: Majora's Mask! Oh my God, I think I just died and went to heaven, then got reincarnated, then died again, then went to heaven!! I'm gonna have him sign my "Deeply Indigo" shampoo bottle!

(she screeches to a halt)

Mz/Chx: Oh crap, there's Jonathan, I've got to get rid of him. . .(idea) Wait a minute!

(there's a podium with no one standing at it in the distance)

Mz/Chx: (thinking about what the camera said 5 minutes ago) That Santa Fe belongs to Jonathan?! HA HA HA HA HA!!

(runs up to the podium)

Mz/Chx: (in the microphone) Who-- (clears throat to disguise her voice) Who ever owns the 2003 black Hyndai Sante Fe with a license plate reading: J-N-O-T-H-N 1, you left your lights on!

Cameraman: Good move!

Mario: (by the way, most of the invited guests were nintendo characters) A Santa Fe? Who would-a be so-a old-a school enough-a to buy-a one of those-a?

Joanna: Jonathan, that sounds a lot like your car. And why on earth did you bring it to the primiere?

Jonathan (embarrassed): Um, I think I need to take a smoke.

Mz/Chx: Now's my chance. . .(runs up towards Joanna but is stopped by the two bouncers she duped to get in)

Bouncer #1: (lifts Mz/Chx by the collar) And who do we's have here? (turns to his buddy) You owe me three bucks!

Bouncer #2: Yeah, yeah. (turns to Mz/Chx) You've got a lotta noive to trick us like dat!

Mz/Chx: (rolls eyes) *Well, you two jackasses fell for it* Lemme go!

Bouncer #1: So, any last woids before we kick youse out, lit'l goil?

Mz/Chx: *This isn't some damn James Bond movie!* No, except for. . .Wait, is that Princess Peach who's bending over in that short skirt?

Bouncers: Where?! (drops Mz/Chx)

Mz/Chx: Duh!

Camerman: Duck under that snack table!

Mz/Chx: (runs and ducks under the snack table)

Bouncer #1: Ugh! That little prick is gettin' on my last noives!

Bouncer #2: We've gotta find her!

Mz/Chx: (whispers from the snack table) Joanna! Joanna!

Joanna: W-what? Who said that?

Mz/Chx: Down here, Miss Dark, down here!

Joanna: Well, hello again! Did you find that cartridge?

Mz/Chx: I sure did! (sees the bouncers frantically looking for her) Uh-oh!

Joanna: What's the matter, Miss Cheex?

Mz/Chx: It's those blowhards over there! They're trying to give me a hard time!

Joanna: It's alright, I'll handle this.

(Mz/Chx ducks back under the table just as the bouncers approach it)

Bouncer #2: Excuse me, Mizz Dark but have you seen a little tyrant aroun' deese pahts?

Joanna: About yea high? With bangs and jet-black hair?

Bouncer #1: And she was carrying a little remote controlled camera thing?

Joanna: And wearing red? Oh sorry, haven't seen her!

Bouncer #2: Oh, okay. And, Mizz Dark, if you ever get tired of that Jonny, come see me!

Joanna: Ehh, will do (smiles).

(the bouncers leave)

Joanna: Alright, it's all clear.

Mz/Chx: (stands up and dusts herself off) You're dating Jonathan?! And where'd Kafei go?

Joanna: Dating? We're engaged you silly loon! And by the way, Kafei went to the lavatory.

~End Chapter 3

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Now what the hell was that?! Good work, I tell you! I mean, who'd think that someone so "rich" would still be driving a Santa Fe in the year 2020?! Actually, that's one of my dream cars! I loved the part when I told Jonathan his lights were on and how Mario was ragging on his car. And Joanna being engaged to Jonathan? I have yet to even READ a fanfiction where that happens. Oh well, until next time!

P.S. I really do kinda have a thing for Kafei. He's got that shiny silky hair and those sexy cri

Next Time: I get busted again. Dammit!

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