smart-alec-neko- We finally updated! ^-^
kwazy-kitsune- Oh yeah, thank you for the reviews.
smart-alec-neko- Wahh! Only 2 reviews. T.T
kwazy-kitsune- Ah, well, get over it. Go snog a wild goat. ^-^!!
smart-alec-neko- Wahhh! ToT
kwazy-kitsune- On with the disclaimer!(Though only after a brief commercial)
commercial person- Why is Velocity lip-gloss better than other lip glosses? Because it's
flavored.
smart-alec-neko- Err... don't ask
Disclaimer- we don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!, or Velocity lip gloss for that matter.
kwazy-kitsune- Well, enough of that junk, and on with the story!
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Chapter 3: That Little Thing Called Sugar
Yugi sat in the dark, cold basement. He was wrapped in a sack, but still he shivered, wet from the rain.
He sniffed, and wiped his nose on a corner of the musty material.
He was just about to lie down and attempt to sleep when a small flickering light fluttered to life, casting long shadows on the floor. Swirling dust motes curled in spirals in the sudden light.
Yugi felt a spark of hope. He wiped away his tears and stumbled upright in a flurry of dust. Slowly he walked over, his every footsteps ringing like a hammer blow to a nail.
"Hey!" Yugi called. "Anyone there?"
A shallow giggling sound omitted from where the light was.
"Oh my," Kwazy said. "We haven't been flooded."
Smart-alec giggled, and shoved Kwazy in the direction Yugi was in.
The kitsune padded over and sat near Yugi's feet. She looked up at him. She smiled. "You're welcome tah join us, I guess. We, two high rankers in the Weirdo's club have decided that you don't carry the Bubonic whatsit."
She turned and walked towards the light. "By the way," she said. "I'm Kwazy-Kitsune."
Yugi nodded and followed her to the light, which turned out to be a small campfire.
In the flickering light Yugi noticed more about his companions. The kitsune had one green, one purple eye and her fur glowed a ruddy orange hue in the dancing firewood, while she introduced her friend.
"This is Smart-alec-neko," Kwazy said.
Smart- alec was a grey and black tabby with twinkling yellow eyes.
"So what's your name, bubonic-plague carrying pestilence?" Smart- alec asked.
"But I thought you two decided that I'm not a Bubonic Plague carrier," Yugi exclaimed.
Smart-alec shook her head. "That was Kwazy and her invisible friend."
Kwazy smacked her friend. "Bobby is very intelligent," she said.
Smart-alec snorted. "I don't care," she countered and padded off towards a small tent only to return, an oxygen mask strapped to her furry face.
Yugi crossed his arms. "Ha, ha, very funny," he said sarcastically.
Kwazy curled up in his lap. "Don't mind her," she said. "You have me an' Bobby on your side."
Yugi gave a small smile. Kwazy was warm and soft in his lap. Almost absentmindedly he started petting her soft fur.
Kwazy looked up at Yugi. "If I was a cat," she said. "I'd purr."
Smart-alec yelled at her friend. "You're going to get the Bubonic Plague! Don't blame me if you do!"
Yugi glared at Smart-alec. "The Bubonic Plague didn't affect animals, plus it isn't around anymore. You should change your name to "Stupid-alec" if you didn't know that!"
Smart-alec fell on her butt in a flurry of dust. Hastily she pulled off her mask, leapt up, and saluted Yugi. "This is a cause for celebration!" she cried. "Bring out the boogies...I mean goodies! Whats-his- name doesn't have the Bubonic Plague after all!"
"My name's Yugi!" he called out after the disappearing neko.
Smart-alec returned pushing a trolley that was big enough to be Yugi's bed. It was laden with chocolate bars, chips, pop, and junk food of all sorts.
Yugi's eye's nearly popped out of his head. Drool from his mouth dropped on Kwazy's fur.
"I sure hope you human's eat this stuff," Kwazy said, getting off Yugi's lap.
"We do, but I'm not supposed to."
Smart-alec cocked her head. "Why not?"
"I'm on a sugar-free diet, I got really sugar-high on Halloween."
Kwazy shrugged her shoulders. "Well, no one's here to tell you what to eat."
A few minutes later they were wolfing down the candy.
Smart-alec got very sugar-high quickly. She jumped on top of Yugi's head, flattening his hair's spikes and did a victory dance.
Yugi began to get very, very hyper. He began to jump up and down on the edges of the candy box. "Whee," he shrieked.
Kwazy's sugar-highness began to steal her better judgment. "Yugi who locked you down here?" she asked.
"Kaiba did," Yugi said, laughing uncontrollably.
She pulled out a cell phone out of no where. She began to dial a number.
"Hello Weirdo-wolf speakin'" a voice said.
"Hey Weirdo, ya wanna eat Seto Kaiba fah' me?" Kwazy asked.
"Sure, bye," Weirdo said, and hung up.
Outside they heard a scream, which sounded like Kaiba's voice. Then they heard a loud gulp.
"Yuck," Weirdo said. "That guy tasted like soap."
Yugi yelled exuberantly. "Let's party!" Kwazy and Smart-alec disappeared into the tent.
They came back dragging a set of drums and a microphone with them.
Kwazy and Smart-alec each stood on a drum, waiting for Yugi's cue.
"1, 2, 3!" Yugi yelled.
And so Smart-alec and Kwazy began jumping on drums, while Yugi began singing "YMCA" at the top of his voice into the microphone.
"Ahh!" the neko and kitsune began screaming. "My ears."
Yugi's singing was a truly horrible sound. In the middle of the song, Kwazy's cell phone began ringing.
"Y! M! C! A! Everybody's singing..." Yugi sang.
"Hello, just a sec," Kwazy said to the person on her cell. "Yugi, SHUT UP!"
Yugi suddenly stopped and began to giggle and disco dance around the floor, causing dust to fly. Smart-alec who had passed out from Yugi's loudness, woke up and saw this.
"Attack from the hippie-boy," she screamed.
Yugi turned and glared at her, while he began styling his hair into an afro, and continued dancing.
"Okay that shut him up. So who's this?" Kwazy asked.
"This is Weirdo. I couldn't hold in Kaiba's soapy taste. I ended up tossing my Kaiba's," Weirdo said.
"Kaiba's?"
"Instead of cookies," Weirdo replied.
"Oh. Bye," she said and hung up.
Kwazy turned around to see Yugi disco-dancing with a 'fro, and Smart- alec using his very springy 'fro for a trampoline.
"Wheee!" Smart-alec yelled.
Kwazy decided that bouncing on Yugi's 'fro looked like fun. So they all went around hyper and sugar-high until all three of them passed out.
Kwazy woke up with a headache. "I'm going to get some fresh air," she said waking up Yugi.
Yugi giggled then became serious. "There's a way out of here?"
Kwazy nodded. "Of course there is. How do you think I got the candy?"
Yugi grabbed her paws. "Will you show me?"
Kwazy shrugged. "Guess so. Wake up miss Neko-face an' follow me."
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smart-alec-neko- And so that wraps up chappy 3! ^-^
kwazy-kitsune- I still have a headache.
smart-alec-neko- Oh, poor you! Get over it, you'll live. Readers please, I almost beg of
you! R&R. T.T
kwazy-kitsune- Can I go now?
smart-alec-neko- Yep.
kwazy-kitsune- Oh yeah, thank you for the reviews.
smart-alec-neko- Wahh! Only 2 reviews. T.T
kwazy-kitsune- Ah, well, get over it. Go snog a wild goat. ^-^!!
smart-alec-neko- Wahhh! ToT
kwazy-kitsune- On with the disclaimer!(Though only after a brief commercial)
commercial person- Why is Velocity lip-gloss better than other lip glosses? Because it's
flavored.
smart-alec-neko- Err... don't ask
Disclaimer- we don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!, or Velocity lip gloss for that matter.
kwazy-kitsune- Well, enough of that junk, and on with the story!
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Chapter 3: That Little Thing Called Sugar
Yugi sat in the dark, cold basement. He was wrapped in a sack, but still he shivered, wet from the rain.
He sniffed, and wiped his nose on a corner of the musty material.
He was just about to lie down and attempt to sleep when a small flickering light fluttered to life, casting long shadows on the floor. Swirling dust motes curled in spirals in the sudden light.
Yugi felt a spark of hope. He wiped away his tears and stumbled upright in a flurry of dust. Slowly he walked over, his every footsteps ringing like a hammer blow to a nail.
"Hey!" Yugi called. "Anyone there?"
A shallow giggling sound omitted from where the light was.
"Oh my," Kwazy said. "We haven't been flooded."
Smart-alec giggled, and shoved Kwazy in the direction Yugi was in.
The kitsune padded over and sat near Yugi's feet. She looked up at him. She smiled. "You're welcome tah join us, I guess. We, two high rankers in the Weirdo's club have decided that you don't carry the Bubonic whatsit."
She turned and walked towards the light. "By the way," she said. "I'm Kwazy-Kitsune."
Yugi nodded and followed her to the light, which turned out to be a small campfire.
In the flickering light Yugi noticed more about his companions. The kitsune had one green, one purple eye and her fur glowed a ruddy orange hue in the dancing firewood, while she introduced her friend.
"This is Smart-alec-neko," Kwazy said.
Smart- alec was a grey and black tabby with twinkling yellow eyes.
"So what's your name, bubonic-plague carrying pestilence?" Smart- alec asked.
"But I thought you two decided that I'm not a Bubonic Plague carrier," Yugi exclaimed.
Smart-alec shook her head. "That was Kwazy and her invisible friend."
Kwazy smacked her friend. "Bobby is very intelligent," she said.
Smart-alec snorted. "I don't care," she countered and padded off towards a small tent only to return, an oxygen mask strapped to her furry face.
Yugi crossed his arms. "Ha, ha, very funny," he said sarcastically.
Kwazy curled up in his lap. "Don't mind her," she said. "You have me an' Bobby on your side."
Yugi gave a small smile. Kwazy was warm and soft in his lap. Almost absentmindedly he started petting her soft fur.
Kwazy looked up at Yugi. "If I was a cat," she said. "I'd purr."
Smart-alec yelled at her friend. "You're going to get the Bubonic Plague! Don't blame me if you do!"
Yugi glared at Smart-alec. "The Bubonic Plague didn't affect animals, plus it isn't around anymore. You should change your name to "Stupid-alec" if you didn't know that!"
Smart-alec fell on her butt in a flurry of dust. Hastily she pulled off her mask, leapt up, and saluted Yugi. "This is a cause for celebration!" she cried. "Bring out the boogies...I mean goodies! Whats-his- name doesn't have the Bubonic Plague after all!"
"My name's Yugi!" he called out after the disappearing neko.
Smart-alec returned pushing a trolley that was big enough to be Yugi's bed. It was laden with chocolate bars, chips, pop, and junk food of all sorts.
Yugi's eye's nearly popped out of his head. Drool from his mouth dropped on Kwazy's fur.
"I sure hope you human's eat this stuff," Kwazy said, getting off Yugi's lap.
"We do, but I'm not supposed to."
Smart-alec cocked her head. "Why not?"
"I'm on a sugar-free diet, I got really sugar-high on Halloween."
Kwazy shrugged her shoulders. "Well, no one's here to tell you what to eat."
A few minutes later they were wolfing down the candy.
Smart-alec got very sugar-high quickly. She jumped on top of Yugi's head, flattening his hair's spikes and did a victory dance.
Yugi began to get very, very hyper. He began to jump up and down on the edges of the candy box. "Whee," he shrieked.
Kwazy's sugar-highness began to steal her better judgment. "Yugi who locked you down here?" she asked.
"Kaiba did," Yugi said, laughing uncontrollably.
She pulled out a cell phone out of no where. She began to dial a number.
"Hello Weirdo-wolf speakin'" a voice said.
"Hey Weirdo, ya wanna eat Seto Kaiba fah' me?" Kwazy asked.
"Sure, bye," Weirdo said, and hung up.
Outside they heard a scream, which sounded like Kaiba's voice. Then they heard a loud gulp.
"Yuck," Weirdo said. "That guy tasted like soap."
Yugi yelled exuberantly. "Let's party!" Kwazy and Smart-alec disappeared into the tent.
They came back dragging a set of drums and a microphone with them.
Kwazy and Smart-alec each stood on a drum, waiting for Yugi's cue.
"1, 2, 3!" Yugi yelled.
And so Smart-alec and Kwazy began jumping on drums, while Yugi began singing "YMCA" at the top of his voice into the microphone.
"Ahh!" the neko and kitsune began screaming. "My ears."
Yugi's singing was a truly horrible sound. In the middle of the song, Kwazy's cell phone began ringing.
"Y! M! C! A! Everybody's singing..." Yugi sang.
"Hello, just a sec," Kwazy said to the person on her cell. "Yugi, SHUT UP!"
Yugi suddenly stopped and began to giggle and disco dance around the floor, causing dust to fly. Smart-alec who had passed out from Yugi's loudness, woke up and saw this.
"Attack from the hippie-boy," she screamed.
Yugi turned and glared at her, while he began styling his hair into an afro, and continued dancing.
"Okay that shut him up. So who's this?" Kwazy asked.
"This is Weirdo. I couldn't hold in Kaiba's soapy taste. I ended up tossing my Kaiba's," Weirdo said.
"Kaiba's?"
"Instead of cookies," Weirdo replied.
"Oh. Bye," she said and hung up.
Kwazy turned around to see Yugi disco-dancing with a 'fro, and Smart- alec using his very springy 'fro for a trampoline.
"Wheee!" Smart-alec yelled.
Kwazy decided that bouncing on Yugi's 'fro looked like fun. So they all went around hyper and sugar-high until all three of them passed out.
Kwazy woke up with a headache. "I'm going to get some fresh air," she said waking up Yugi.
Yugi giggled then became serious. "There's a way out of here?"
Kwazy nodded. "Of course there is. How do you think I got the candy?"
Yugi grabbed her paws. "Will you show me?"
Kwazy shrugged. "Guess so. Wake up miss Neko-face an' follow me."
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smart-alec-neko- And so that wraps up chappy 3! ^-^
kwazy-kitsune- I still have a headache.
smart-alec-neko- Oh, poor you! Get over it, you'll live. Readers please, I almost beg of
you! R&R. T.T
kwazy-kitsune- Can I go now?
smart-alec-neko- Yep.
