Last Time: I was being chased by the guards and then hid under an hor's-deurve (or-derve) table from which Joanna was eating snacks from. Now's a great chance to get that signature! But I'm not sure I want to, since I just heard that. . .

Misc. Notes: I think this might be a great chapter! Enjoy!

~Mz/Chx

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Chapter 4: Amazing!

Mz/Chx: (shouting) I can't believe you're engaged!! Since when?!

(Mz/Chx was starting to make a scene. Some of the other celebs turned to stare)

Joanna: (embarrassed) I don't think that's for a FAN to know! And since when do you own a camspy? That's CI property!

Mz/Chx: (laughs) Well, you find a lot of things when you raid the CI Device Lab Storage. *oops!*

Joanna: What?

Mz/Chx: (trying to play dumb) Huh? (is startled by a pair of cold, clammy hands on her bum) AH! Who the--

(it's Jonathan, booooooo)

Jonathan: Sorry I was gone so long dearie, someone was just playing (turns to Mz/Chx) a lousy, childish, PRANK!!

Mz/Chx: (still playing dumb) Who, me? Why I would never. . . (looks away)

Joanna: Oh, this is Miss Cheex, she's here to get an autograph. (smiles)

Jonathan: Yes, I believe we've met. (pats Mz/Chx on the head as if to hurt her "not on purpose") Aww, ISN'T THAT SWEEEET! Widdle Mz Cheekie Weekie wants a autogwaph! (cheeses)

Mz/Chx: Hey, hey, hey! Ow! (swatting his hands away) Yeah, and I went through hell to get in here too. And keep your hands off my booty mister!

Jonathan: Isn't she just adorable?

Joanna: Um, yes she is. I'll sign that cartridge for you now. . .

Mz/Chx: Yes! (takes out the cartridge from her pocket)

Jonathan: Hey sweetums, I'll do you a favor. . .(snatches the cartridge)

Mz/Chx: (turning ghetto) Ex-CUSE YOU!! (jumps up to get it but Jon is holding it out of her reach)

Jonathan: I'll sign that for you, too!

Mz/Chx: Ok, just hurry up!!

(Jonathan reaches overhead and tosses the cartridge out the exit door)

Jonathan: Oops! Did I really do that? I'm soooooo sorry.

Mz/Chx: (turning red with fury) FUCK YOU JONATHAN!!! (runs after the flying game)

Joanna: (slaps Jonathan upside his head) Now, THAT wasn't very nice, was it?!

Jonathan: Hey, hey, I did it for us! She was annoying me. Suppose she had a knife on her, baby?

Joanna: . . . .

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(in the parking lot, Mz/Chx is frantically searching for her cartridge, she happens to find it (coincidentally) under Jonathan's car)

Cameraman: (panting and running towards MzChx) Miss. . .Cheex, I was. . .

Mz/Chx: Cameraman, what happened to you?

Cameraman: Uh, nothing but I have something. . .very important to show you!

Mz/Chx: Really? What is it?

Cameraman: When you played that prank on Jonathan, he went to check out his car, right? Then, you couldn't believe what I saw!!

Mz/Chx: . . . .?

Camerman: (Hands Mz/Chx his camera of what he recorded) Here it is. . .

:::::Camera:::::

(Jonathan is outside smoking beside his Santa Fe)

Jonathan: Where the hell is this mother---

(a Skedar approaches him)

Skedar: You called, boss?

Jonathan: Yeah, I want you to know that our "plan" is still on tonight. . .

Skedar: What should I give her, the Mauler, or the Slayer? Or a WHOOOOOOLE bunch of Reaper Bullets (heh heh)

Jonathan: Of course. . .What ever you choose is fine. . .(heh heh heh)

~End Chap. 4

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BUM BUM BUUUUUUUUM. . . .

Now it gets *i.n.t.e.r.e.s.t.i.n.g*! This definitely wasn't a brain fart! What are they up to? No clue, then review, place your bets, and wait for the next chapter!

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