Is it 17th July when this is on the Net? If it is, then it's my birthday!
Happy birthday to me! I'm planning on finishing the current chapters on all
my chapter fics, so all those reading "The Lady of the Rain", I've added a
new chapter! Wow, it's my birthday! Heeheehee! Enjoy this fic, okay?
Yami's Diary Two
By Birdie
Disclaimer: I wished I owned Bakura, or Yami, but I don't. I don't own anything. Summary: Yami goes in search of Bakura.
*Day One*
Hello, have decided to keep a memoir on my road to find Bakura. Just in case I die of dehydration. Just in case I get assassinated by my vizier. Just in case I trip over a rat and get poked to death by cactuses. Then you'll know where to find my remains.
I hope Dark is alright. If my vizier lays his dirty hands on my lover, I'll rip his guts out and feed it to Kaibarus' Blue Eyed White Dragon (I'm implying to my vizier, not Dark).
No traces of Bakura. Well, he'll be easy to find. I'll just have to look for a shock of platinum blonde hair and that'll be him. Not a lot of people in Egypt have platinum blonde hair. I wonder how Bakura got blonde hair. Malnutrition.?
The weather is too hot, and my skin in peeling. Damn, I wish sun-lotion was invented.
.what am I writing.? Sun-lotion.?
*Day Two*
Have travelled miles in search of Bakura.
.and found I was walking in circles in a unexpectedly large market.
No sign of Bakura, though a lot of people have blonde hair now.
Blonde hair is very hard to get, if you're not born naturally with it. I should know: my fringe is blonde and DAMN, it takes ages to bleach it.
Anyway, back to the journey.
I went around asking for "Bakura". All the information I've heard I already know. Damn.
When it was about lunch-time, I sat by a well and thought.
"Hmmm." I muttered. "If I was a tomb robber, where would I be heading to?"
"Valley of the Kings, baka!" cried a little boy.
I turned, a little boy with big brown eyes and a shock of golden hair looked up at me.
"Thanks, little boy!" I said. I patted him on the head.
He opened his mouth and bit me.
"ARGH!!!" I screamed. "You brat! What's wrong, haven't got your rabies shot yet?!"
He growled and ran away on all fours like a dog.
I rubbed my hands to soothe the pain. At moments like these, I'm really glad I'm gay. It means I don't have to get a woman pregnant and have children like HIM.
*Day Three*
Ahh.am on a boat, as it's the best way to travel in Egypt. Am down the Nile to the Valley of the Kings. Vizier use ramble on about that place, saying about my death-tomb there. And he's always saying that I should go there and pick my spot. He'll probably strangle me there and bury me in the sand.
Well, he's not here, so I'm safe.
Well.not entirely.
There's this guy, and he's an utter psychopath. He's got blonde hair, and big, pretty eyes. He's actually really sexy, but totally strange.
We sat on the boat and suddenly:
"What do you think of gold?" he chirps.
"Gold?" I asked.
"Yeah!" he said. "What do you think of gold?"
I thought for a minute. "It's shiny.?"
He grinned. "That's all?"
I looked at the gold bangle on my wrist. "It's heavy." I muttered, lifting my wrist.
"Anything else?"
"No, not really."
He stared at me. "You don't think gold is sexy?"
I blinked. "Sexy? Gold?"
"Yeah!" he was still grinning. Wow, he's serious. "Don't you think it's sexy and arousing?"
I stopped him. "You're talking about the metal, right?"
He nodded his head, his pale hair bouncing. "Yep! I think gold is really kinky!"
I stared at him. "You FREAK!!!"
*Day Four*
Oh jeez.what a day.
The gold guy came over early in the morning. "So." he said, his arm around his girlfriend. "Why are you going to the Valley of the Kings?"
"I'm looking for a guy called Bakura." I told him.
His girlfriend looked at him. She had light brown hair up to her shoulder. She wore little fake wings on her back, and was dressed in cotton robes. His girlfriend was.the Change of Hearts Duel Monster.
"Bakura?" the guy said, turning to his girlfriend. "I've never heard of him, have you?"
The girl said nothing, then again, she couldn't have.
How useless.
~*~
I was sitting on the deck, enjoying the shade. Suddenly, some girl came up to me and sat beside me. And guess who was with her?
IT WAS THAT RABIED BOY!!!
He growled at me. I gulped. The girl turned to me. "Are you okay, sir?"
I had an urge to say: "By the order of the Pharaoh, give that boy his rabies shot!!!" but I didn't.
"Don't be scared by my son!" the girl beamed. "He's perfectly harmless!"
The boy grinned at me, showing his butcher-sharp teeth. His smile was totally vicious.
"See?" said the girl, her blue eyes beaming at me. "Isn't he cute? You wanna pat him?"
"No thank you." I muttered.
"Oh, he won't hurt you at all!"
My hand was quivering. I laid it on his head.
He leaned up and bit me. I gave a yelp and cursed.
His mother smiled. "See? He likes you!"
It took all the will in me not to slap her in the face. I hate children.
*Day Five*
Ah~! I'm finally at the Valley of the Kings!
"I'm going to the pyramids!" the guy said excitedly. His girlfriend seemed to have disappeared.
I wish he didn't have the same destination as me.
"Come on!" he grabbed my wrists and made me run all the way through the desert.
We stopped at the pyramids. It was huge, and it shone so brightly it hurts the eyes. It was a silvery colour, the colour Dark likes. I wished he was here to see this wonder with me. Now that I think on it, I wouldn't mind having one of these when I die. It would be rather grand.
The guy looked at it in awe. I looked at it too.
"Wow." we said in unison.
He turned to me. "Hey, let's go inside!"
I stared though the hole in the pyramid wall. "What if it's cursed or something?"
"Oh, it won't be!" He went behind was and pushed me in.
~*~
When I woke up, I was in a cage. There was dripping water and moss everywhere. I rubbed my eyes, which was still getting use to the dimly-lit room. I turned my head to the right.
A skeleton looked back at me.
"GYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!!!!"
"Shhh!" the guy said. Hey! He was on the other side of the cage!
"Hey!" I hissed. "Why am I locked in the cage!?"
"To stop you from getting to me!" he said.
I blinked. "Why would I wanna get you?" it suddenly hit me. "You're Bakura, aren't you?!"
He laughed. It was cold and evil and sent shivers down my spine.
"Yes, Pharaoh, I am the infamous Bakura!" he grabbed my face. "And you're the only who knows. I'll have to get rid of you."
He hit me over the head, and I spiralled into darkness.
To Be Continued.
I didn't really like this chapter compared with the last chapter.
If you want a new chapter, you MUST review. If I don't get more than 2 reviews per chapter (and that's two different people), I won't add a new chapter. So if you like what you see, you gotta review, okay? You probably won't like it though. Never mind.
--Birdie
REVIEWS!!!
For.
Random Freak: What the heck is a "freshie"?! and more importantly, how old are they?
Roobes: "Yami is a GUY. He is GAY. I thought I told you NOT to review a story in when you have no idea of the plot and characters. Sorry, but it's a lot easier for the author AND you yourself. Here's the chapter you've been nagging me about.
Yami's Diary Two
By Birdie
Disclaimer: I wished I owned Bakura, or Yami, but I don't. I don't own anything. Summary: Yami goes in search of Bakura.
*Day One*
Hello, have decided to keep a memoir on my road to find Bakura. Just in case I die of dehydration. Just in case I get assassinated by my vizier. Just in case I trip over a rat and get poked to death by cactuses. Then you'll know where to find my remains.
I hope Dark is alright. If my vizier lays his dirty hands on my lover, I'll rip his guts out and feed it to Kaibarus' Blue Eyed White Dragon (I'm implying to my vizier, not Dark).
No traces of Bakura. Well, he'll be easy to find. I'll just have to look for a shock of platinum blonde hair and that'll be him. Not a lot of people in Egypt have platinum blonde hair. I wonder how Bakura got blonde hair. Malnutrition.?
The weather is too hot, and my skin in peeling. Damn, I wish sun-lotion was invented.
.what am I writing.? Sun-lotion.?
*Day Two*
Have travelled miles in search of Bakura.
.and found I was walking in circles in a unexpectedly large market.
No sign of Bakura, though a lot of people have blonde hair now.
Blonde hair is very hard to get, if you're not born naturally with it. I should know: my fringe is blonde and DAMN, it takes ages to bleach it.
Anyway, back to the journey.
I went around asking for "Bakura". All the information I've heard I already know. Damn.
When it was about lunch-time, I sat by a well and thought.
"Hmmm." I muttered. "If I was a tomb robber, where would I be heading to?"
"Valley of the Kings, baka!" cried a little boy.
I turned, a little boy with big brown eyes and a shock of golden hair looked up at me.
"Thanks, little boy!" I said. I patted him on the head.
He opened his mouth and bit me.
"ARGH!!!" I screamed. "You brat! What's wrong, haven't got your rabies shot yet?!"
He growled and ran away on all fours like a dog.
I rubbed my hands to soothe the pain. At moments like these, I'm really glad I'm gay. It means I don't have to get a woman pregnant and have children like HIM.
*Day Three*
Ahh.am on a boat, as it's the best way to travel in Egypt. Am down the Nile to the Valley of the Kings. Vizier use ramble on about that place, saying about my death-tomb there. And he's always saying that I should go there and pick my spot. He'll probably strangle me there and bury me in the sand.
Well, he's not here, so I'm safe.
Well.not entirely.
There's this guy, and he's an utter psychopath. He's got blonde hair, and big, pretty eyes. He's actually really sexy, but totally strange.
We sat on the boat and suddenly:
"What do you think of gold?" he chirps.
"Gold?" I asked.
"Yeah!" he said. "What do you think of gold?"
I thought for a minute. "It's shiny.?"
He grinned. "That's all?"
I looked at the gold bangle on my wrist. "It's heavy." I muttered, lifting my wrist.
"Anything else?"
"No, not really."
He stared at me. "You don't think gold is sexy?"
I blinked. "Sexy? Gold?"
"Yeah!" he was still grinning. Wow, he's serious. "Don't you think it's sexy and arousing?"
I stopped him. "You're talking about the metal, right?"
He nodded his head, his pale hair bouncing. "Yep! I think gold is really kinky!"
I stared at him. "You FREAK!!!"
*Day Four*
Oh jeez.what a day.
The gold guy came over early in the morning. "So." he said, his arm around his girlfriend. "Why are you going to the Valley of the Kings?"
"I'm looking for a guy called Bakura." I told him.
His girlfriend looked at him. She had light brown hair up to her shoulder. She wore little fake wings on her back, and was dressed in cotton robes. His girlfriend was.the Change of Hearts Duel Monster.
"Bakura?" the guy said, turning to his girlfriend. "I've never heard of him, have you?"
The girl said nothing, then again, she couldn't have.
How useless.
~*~
I was sitting on the deck, enjoying the shade. Suddenly, some girl came up to me and sat beside me. And guess who was with her?
IT WAS THAT RABIED BOY!!!
He growled at me. I gulped. The girl turned to me. "Are you okay, sir?"
I had an urge to say: "By the order of the Pharaoh, give that boy his rabies shot!!!" but I didn't.
"Don't be scared by my son!" the girl beamed. "He's perfectly harmless!"
The boy grinned at me, showing his butcher-sharp teeth. His smile was totally vicious.
"See?" said the girl, her blue eyes beaming at me. "Isn't he cute? You wanna pat him?"
"No thank you." I muttered.
"Oh, he won't hurt you at all!"
My hand was quivering. I laid it on his head.
He leaned up and bit me. I gave a yelp and cursed.
His mother smiled. "See? He likes you!"
It took all the will in me not to slap her in the face. I hate children.
*Day Five*
Ah~! I'm finally at the Valley of the Kings!
"I'm going to the pyramids!" the guy said excitedly. His girlfriend seemed to have disappeared.
I wish he didn't have the same destination as me.
"Come on!" he grabbed my wrists and made me run all the way through the desert.
We stopped at the pyramids. It was huge, and it shone so brightly it hurts the eyes. It was a silvery colour, the colour Dark likes. I wished he was here to see this wonder with me. Now that I think on it, I wouldn't mind having one of these when I die. It would be rather grand.
The guy looked at it in awe. I looked at it too.
"Wow." we said in unison.
He turned to me. "Hey, let's go inside!"
I stared though the hole in the pyramid wall. "What if it's cursed or something?"
"Oh, it won't be!" He went behind was and pushed me in.
~*~
When I woke up, I was in a cage. There was dripping water and moss everywhere. I rubbed my eyes, which was still getting use to the dimly-lit room. I turned my head to the right.
A skeleton looked back at me.
"GYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!!!!"
"Shhh!" the guy said. Hey! He was on the other side of the cage!
"Hey!" I hissed. "Why am I locked in the cage!?"
"To stop you from getting to me!" he said.
I blinked. "Why would I wanna get you?" it suddenly hit me. "You're Bakura, aren't you?!"
He laughed. It was cold and evil and sent shivers down my spine.
"Yes, Pharaoh, I am the infamous Bakura!" he grabbed my face. "And you're the only who knows. I'll have to get rid of you."
He hit me over the head, and I spiralled into darkness.
To Be Continued.
I didn't really like this chapter compared with the last chapter.
If you want a new chapter, you MUST review. If I don't get more than 2 reviews per chapter (and that's two different people), I won't add a new chapter. So if you like what you see, you gotta review, okay? You probably won't like it though. Never mind.
--Birdie
REVIEWS!!!
For.
Random Freak: What the heck is a "freshie"?! and more importantly, how old are they?
Roobes: "Yami is a GUY. He is GAY. I thought I told you NOT to review a story in when you have no idea of the plot and characters. Sorry, but it's a lot easier for the author AND you yourself. Here's the chapter you've been nagging me about.
