Disclaimer: Haven't I already done this before?
A/N: Yeah, I know. This was originally meant to be a one-shot. But then just yesterday I was spacing out (happens a lot) and then the idea just went poof!
Eavesdropping
By Boomerang-chan
Chapter 2: Seduction
"So have you slept with Himura yet?"
"WHAT?!" Kaoru screamed at the ever exuberant ninja girl.
Misao Makimachi bounced jovially up and down, her infinite energy pointedly obvious as always.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah!!!" Kaoru had blushed down to her roots and looked about ready to hit the weasel girl in the head.
Kaoru sputtered furiously. "Wh-what do you mean have I slept with him yet?!?!"
Green-blue eyes flashing mischievously, Misao giggled and nudged her suggestively with her elbow.
"Oh, come on Kaoru! You know exactly what I mean! Have you seduced Himura yet?"
Hands fisting, Kaoru blushed even harder.
"Seduce him?"
The two girls failed to hear the faint scrape of a pair of geta behind them.
"What am I supposed to do?" Kaoru asked jokingly as she threw her head back, closing her eyes like some love struck little girl. Clutching her hands to her chest, Kaoru proceeded to chime out in a high pitched girly, singsong voice.
"Oooh Kenshin, you're just sooo wonderful." She tossed her head, midnight ponytailed locks fluttering. "Kenshin, you sexy beast, make love to me over and over again tonight. Make me your woman--"
"ORO!"
Kaoru stiffened instantly, ice of embarrassment running down her spine. Misao looked to be holding back from falling over with mirth. Gawking, she turned around to see Kenshin standing there with lavender eyes wide and appearing to pop out of his sockets any second.
If Kaoru ever blushed so hard, it was now. She felt even more embarrassed than when Kenshin had barged in the day she first met him and she was taking a bath. But... she had seen him...without clothes before too. At the hot springs...
Kaoru's conscience chuckled at her. 'Thinking naughty, Kaoru?'
'He was the one who crashed out of the bushes!' Kaoru argued back, 'It was his fault.'
'Don't kid yourself,' the voice retorted, 'you know you would like to see that again.'
AAAAGH! Kaoru felt as if she was red from head to toe, and even her hair felt like it was hot.
Back to reality-
"GAAACK!"
Misao, who was now laughing insanely, choking as she tried to stop her chortling, but her coughing went unnoticed as Kenshin and Kaoru stared flabbergasted at each other.
"Oroooo," Kenshin muttered and quickly turned around. So his assumptions were correct. Kaoru-dono was not as innocent as she let on.
Kaoru watched Kenshin retreat away; probably to go do the laundry while he contemplated over what he just heard.
'Mou! What must Kenshin think of me now?!' the female kendo instructor's mind screamed to her.
Slowly rotating around, Kaoru stalked over to Misao. A vein popped out on her forehead.
Eep... "Eh, Kaoru-chan?" Misao squeaked as Kaoru's shadow loomed over her.
"How could you do this to me?!"
And Kaoru throttled Misao until her eyes were swirling wildly.
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Well... This chapter was kinda short. The next one is probably going to be short too, but not like this one...
This fic is dedicated to all my friends: Isabella, Hannah even though you know nothing about animé, your mind is tainted by *ahem*, Marlene, Waterflash, and all our other *ahem* club members.
Next Chapter: Aphrodisiac: Misao and Aoshi side story
Next chapter should be out by Friday!
Please R&R!
